Siheyuan: Sending my younger brother to the countryside to raise pigs
Chapter 3 Fake Corpse
Someone who was fine yesterday is gone today.
Lou Xiao'e sighed.
"I heard that Yan Jiecheng hit his head while going to the toilet last night and fell into a coma. The third uncle's family sent him to the outpatient clinic overnight, and he didn't come back until the next morning. Didn't they say he was fine? How come he suddenly..."
Xu Damao looked at Lou Xiaoe with a surprised expression.
He pretended to be profound and said: "Well, the human brain is the most mysterious organ. Even if it looks fine on the outside, if there is a problem inside, it can still be fatal."
Lou Xiao'e understood immediately, "You mean, maybe he got hurt in the head, which led to..."
Xu Damao said firmly: "It's not a possibility, it's a certainty."
Lou Xiao'e looked at Xu Damao with great admiration, her eyes full of stars, "Damo, you are really amazing. You know all this."
Lou Xiao'e's praise touched his heart. Xu Damao immediately straightened his back, feeling elated.
"That's right. You don't even think about what I do. Do you think anyone can be a projectionist?"
Seeing Xu Damao's smug look, Sha Zhu felt very unhappy.
He said sarcastically: "Tsk tsk, a lousy projectionist is showing off. People who know you are a movie projector will think you are a great scientist."
Xu Damao was a little annoyed by Sha Zhu's public sabotage.
"Silly Zhu, are you looking for trouble? You are clearly jealous. I am exposed to cultural things, and you think you are like me, but you smell like oil and smoke all over your body. You are not on the same level as me, do you know that?"
As he spoke, he glanced at Sha Zhu with contempt.
Sha Zhu narrowed his eyes with a dangerous gleam in his eyes, and walked towards Xu Damao with his hands behind his back with a forced smile.
"I'm jealous of you? Which eye of yours saw that I was jealous of you? I haven't seen you become much more educated, but you have become more courageous. You will tear down the roof if you don't fight for three days.
In that case, I will give you a ride today. If you go fast, you might be able to catch up with Yan Jiecheng."
When Xu Damao saw that Sha Zhu was serious about it, he immediately panicked.
He forced a pleading smile on his face, raised his hand to stop Sha Zhu from approaching, and slowly backed away, ready to run away at any time.
"Stop it, look at you, you took it seriously as a joke. I'm telling you, silly Zhu, so many neighbors are watching us today, don't do anything stupid."
Qin Huairu and Lou Xiaoe looked at the two of them with a headache.
No one knows what their relationship was in their previous life. They would fight whenever they met and there was never a good time between them.
The two men each grabbed one and pulled Sha Zhu and Xu Damao apart.
Qin Huairu said unhappily, "Why don't you two just keep quiet? You don't even consider the occasion. This has happened to Third Uncle's family, and instead of helping, you two are fighting. Aren't you afraid of being laughed at if this gets out?"
Sha Zhu said nonchalantly: "Just laugh if you want to. If they laugh their teeth off, it means they have bad teeth. They should go see a dentist."
He paused for a moment, and for some reason he blurted out, "Hey, do you think it's true? Could it be that this is a play put on by the Third Uncle and his family just to defraud us of our money?"
Qin Huairu felt that Sha Zhu was too narrow-minded, raised her hand and slapped him, scolding him: "Don't talk nonsense. You don't even listen to what's going on inside. Can you act so realistically?
The Third Uncle is calculating, but he can't possibly calculate the life and death of his own son. What do you think of the Third Uncle?"
Lou Xiao'e pursed her lips, pointed at Shazhu with her finger, and joined in the conversation.
"That's right. Silly Zhu, why didn't I realize you were such a dark person before? You are really full of bad intentions and always think the worst of others."
These words touched Xu Damao's heart, and he felt a sense of pleasure as if he had avenged his previous humiliation.
Xu Damao flattered: "Ezi, what you said is really to the point. Why didn't I realize that you have a pair of discerning eyes before?"
Lou Xiao'e raised her chin proudly, "It's not too late to find out now."
As a bachelor, Sha Zhu couldn't stand the flirting between the two. He felt jealous and angry at the same time.
"Hey, I was wondering if you two were putting on a big show? Since you two are so in love, I'll send you both to see Yan Jiecheng."
Seeing that the three of them were about to fight again, Qin Huairu was speechless and quickly grabbed Sha Zhu.
"Are you still coming? Can't you just be quiet? Could you please pay attention to the situation and show the minimum respect to the deceased?"
Although the three of them were not convinced, they could only shut their mouths.
At this time, Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong came over.
The crowd automatically separated into a passage.
"Uncle One, Uncle Two, you are here."
Everyone greeted the two of them.
Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong walked through the crowd and came into the room.
The atmosphere in the room was dull and depressing.
The third aunt was crying so hard that she was out of breath. Her daughter Yan Jie Di was supporting her by her side, her eyes red.
Seeing a young life lost so easily, Yi Zhonghai and Liu Hai felt very upset.
After watching quietly for a few seconds, Yi Zhonghai patted Yan Fugui on the shoulder and said in a deep voice: "Old Yan, please accept my condolences. Since the person has passed away, the living should look forward. Let's discuss the child's funeral."
Liu Haizhong pushed his glasses and said, "Yeah. We should contact the crematorium as soon as possible and ask them to send someone to take the body away."
Things have come to this point, Yan Jiecheng felt that the time was about right. If he continued pretending, he would probably be sent away.
cough~
Yan Jiecheng deliberately coughed twice, frowned, and slowly opened his eyes.
When the cough was heard, the crying and talking present stopped abruptly.
They all opened their eyes wide and looked at Yan Jiecheng with horror.
"What happened? What are you doing blocking my house?"
Yan Jiecheng asked pretending to be confused.
"It's a fake corpse! It's a fake corpse!"
Someone shouted and the crowd went wild in an instant.
The three aunts were so scared that they fell to the ground.
Daughter Yan Jie Di didn't care about her mother. She waved her hand and ran three or five meters by herself. She got goose bumps on her body and felt a chill on her back.
Only Yan Jiekuang.
She stared at her elder brother blankly for a while, then burst into tears of joy, threw herself into Yan Jiecheng's arms, and cried, "Brother, you are not dead, that's great. I was wondering, how could you die? Um..., I was scared to death, I thought you were dead."
Yan Jiecheng was stunned for a moment.
Looking at the little person in his arms, although the other people in the family didn't treat the original body very well, at least this adopted brother was still good.
Yan Jiecheng pretended to be disgusted and pushed Yan Jiekuang away, "What are you talking about? Who died? Are you cursing me? Get out of here, you're crying all over me."
Now everyone reacted.
It turns out that Yan Jiecheng is not dead.
Everyone felt as if they were being made fun of, and the crowd suddenly became excited.
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