Naruto's Great Trick

Tayuya looked at the bowl of noodles in her hand with an embarrassed expression. Jirobo was already serving his second bowl. Zuojin and Youjin each had a bowl and ate silently. Miyano imitated Kazama and ate a bowl of noodles with great enthusiasm, chewing garlic from time to time.

In comparison, Shiro and Kimimaro are much more elegant.

Passersby looked at the people squatting in a row at the door showing off their noodles, and they all paid their respects.

"Haha, as expected, this kind of noodles is more interesting to eat like this! Boss, go get another bowl!"

As a customer, Fengjian naturally asked the noodle shop staff to serve him rice.

"Indeed, this noodle is not particularly delicious, but it makes me hungry. I want another bowl too."

Miyano pursed his lips elegantly.

On the other side, Sakon and Ukon looked at Tayuya who was hesitant and reluctant to speak, and couldn't help but sneer:

"Hey, Tayuya, you're not too embarrassed, are you? Look over there, Lord Kazama and Lord Miyano are eating, what's the big deal? Besides, we all eat from garbage dumps, and we've only had enough for two years, and you've already developed those bad habits?"

Tayuya frowned and was about to retort when a fat man squatted down beside him. Jirobo stirred the noodles and said in a low voice:

"If it was two years ago, I believe everyone would be very happy to have a bowl of noodles like this. At that time, our dream was to have enough food. You know, I was very thin before. Besides, I was just squatting on the side of the road. What's the big deal? Don't forget Fang Chu, we were hiding in the garbage dump and eating leftover steamed buns we picked up."

Kidomaru quickly finished his bowl of noodles and left only one sentence as he turned around to serve his rice:

"The noodles are delicious. We are ninjas."

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"There's nothing to do at the Supervision Department right now. It's mainly responsible for sending people to protect those officials and collecting evidence of their illegal activities. However, there's no need to collect them. Those pigs have done a lot of illegal things. Other than that, it's just training every day, which is pretty boring. How about coming back? I'll give you the position of Minister?"

Feng Jian, who was eating noodles, suddenly started thinking while holding the bowl. Of course, he was still eating the noodles:

"Hey, Miyano, I suddenly had an idea. Do you think it would be better if we changed the name of the Supervision Department?"

"change name?"

Miyano raised his eyebrows in surprise:

"How could you have such an idea?"

"Think about it, the mission and function of the Supervisory Department is to supervise all officials, as well as provide security and some of the functions of the Anbu in the past. Although some of these functions are not allowed to be seen in public, some of them must be carried out openly."

"Think about it. In the future, when you lead people to search homes or arrest officials who have committed crimes, and they ask you, 'Who are you?', would it be too unimpressive for you to reply, 'Minister of Supervision, Miyano Akira'?"

Miyano really thought about it carefully!

"I think it's okay. Besides, the same goes for the Jinyiwei. When the time comes, can I just introduce myself as the captain of the Jinyiwei? It seems even less impressive."

The moment the words "Captain of the Imperial Guard" came out, a few coughs and unmistakable laughter suddenly occurred among the group of children.

"It doesn't have to be the captain of the guard. The name of the position is determined by people. We can think of something more impressive."

Kazama nodded in approval of the dialogue.

"Yes! Bai is right. I think the name 'Pacifier' is very domineering!"

Kimimaro and the others were listening attentively, wanting to know what name Lord Kazama would give to the Supervisory Department, ah, no, the head of the Imperial Guard. When they heard Kazama's answer, they all fell into thinking why he gave such a strange name, with only one exception:

"Pacifier? This name is so strange, but it sounds quite domineering. Lord Fengjian, what is the meaning of this name?"

Duoyou also asked directly. What? Use your brain to think about it? Why should the person concerned just ask directly here?

"Miyano, what do you think?"

"Hmm, let me think about it."

"'Zhen' should mean 'to guard', and 'fu' should mean 'to comfort'. If I'm not mistaken, 'shi' should mean 'envoy'. So, 'Zhenfushi' should mean 'an envoy who is commissioned by the country to guard officials and comfort the people!'"

The more Miyano Akira spoke, the brighter his eyes became, and he couldn't help but show off a big mouthful of noodles with joy:

"Kazama, this name is great! What about Jinyiwei? Is there any meaning behind it? Let me think, 'Jinyi' - it should mean 'wealth', right? Jinyiwei want to be rich? Isn't this a bit bad?"

Miyano frowned. He never had a good impression of those big-bellied officials who exploited ordinary poor people.

"I think that's what it means. It should not only mean 'wealth', but also 'honor'."

At the same time, Bai Yousi said thoughtfully, which made Feng Jian's eyes light up:

"Bai, tell me what you think."

Bai smiled shyly:

"I remember that in my hometown, an official came and told us that he would make us live a good life, but later he changed because he accepted bribes. He refused at first, and when he talked to us, he distributed the money that the nobles bribed him to us. The supervisory department is responsible for supervising officials, so there will definitely be corrupt officials who try every means to bribe them. Therefore, they will also be hostile to those officials. Bad officials don't like them, and good officials don't want to see them, so we should give them more honor and wealth."

After Bai finished speaking, Miyano suddenly understood, and Kazama nodded in satisfaction.

"I understand that bad officials don't like them, but why don't good officials want to see them?"

Jirobo was a little confused.

Kazama smiled:

"Jirofang, are you loyal to my master?"

Jirofang was stunned:

"Of course I am loyal. Lord Orochimaru brought us out of the garbage dump and gave us enough food and skills. Of course I will be loyal to Lord Orochimaru."

Feng Jian smiled and nodded:

"And what about this country?"

Jirobo thought for a moment:

"I didn't like it before, but now, I want to do my part for him - as long as it's not something that's detrimental to Lord Orochimaru."

Feng Jian's smile became even wider:

"Then, what if someone reports you for corruption and bribery, bullying ordinary civilians, and damaging the interests of that country and my master?"

Jirofang frowned:

"Then I will definitely find the person who framed me and kill him. Besides, I believe that Lord Orochimaru will be able to distinguish right from wrong."

At this time, Feng Jian's smile seemed a little weird:

"What if, after you are reported, the Royal Guards come?"

Jirobo had a scowl on his face.

"Assuming you have committed no crime, the Royal Guards will certainly clear your name. You know this, but you are still angry. You might even resort to violence because you feel you have been humiliated. If you really resort to violence and cause casualties among the Royal Guards, then you will become guilty even though you are innocent."

Feng Jian said calmly:

"And this is why even good officials dislike the Imperial Guards."

"Therefore, we must let those officials know that when they are wronged, the Royal Guards will definitely help them clear their grievances."

Kimimaro said thoughtfully.

"I think good officials won't hate the Jinyiwei. After all, not everyone is as impulsive as Jirobo. I really believe in Lord Orochimaru."

Kidomaru sneered and went back to his bowl without waiting for Jirobo to retort.

"So, Jirobo, don't be so impulsive in the future. The ninjas of the Jinyiwei are all companions, serving this country, and they are all my master's subordinates. If you really kill a few of them, do you still have the face to see my master?"

A drop of cold sweat ran down Jirobo's forehead.

"Humph, Jirobo, you always tell me not to swear. I would only swear a few words in that situation, but you - do you still have the nerve to see Lord Orochimaru?"

Jirofang rarely responded to Tayuya this time. He was sweating profusely and stopped eating. He took a few deep breaths to calm down. Jirofang bowed respectfully to Kazama:

"Thank you for your advice, Master Kazama. I will change this bad habit."

"So, when the time comes, we have to intensify publicity, let the civilians know that if they are bullied by officials and ninjas, we will seek justice for them, and let the officials know that if they are wronged, we will definitely clear their name."

Miyano thought about it, then smiled and shook his head:

"It looks like I'll be busy in the future."

"Haha, not only that, you also have to make them feel fear."

"For example, putting two big... mythical beasts in front of the door that can distinguish between loyalty and treachery, what are they called?"

Fengjian scratched his head. It was too long ago and he couldn't remember clearly.

"Xiezhi."

Miyano answered very considerately. After all, he was born as a noble guard, so he knew a little about these things. After all, nobles like to put something in front of their doors to show off.

"Yes! That's it, Xiezhi!"

"When the time comes, you Jinyiwei will put up a couplet in front of the gate. I have thought of it for you!"

"First line: Execute first and report later, state permission!"

"The second line: A brocade robe walks at night, and all the ghosts retreat!"