Naruto's Great Trick

"Oh, this is really strange. You all actually came to visit me together. It seems that such a thing has never happened except during the war."

"Haha, isn't this because I just wanted to see my old friend before I leave? But by the way, your sofa is really comfortable~"

Jiraiya collapsed on the sofa, and Tsunade echoed beside him:

"Yeah, I remember the last time I came to your house, the chair was as hard as a rock~"

"It was bought by Fengjian," replied Snake, "You know I never take these things seriously."

Feng Jian on the side silently served tea and water.

What else? Look at who is sitting around here? The three ninjas of Konoha, Minato and Kushina, if he doesn't serve tea and water, who will? Let Snake go?

Are you kidding? Feng Jian is not that ignorant.

"Well, you just don't know how to enjoy yourself. Hey, Kazama, do you want to be my disciple? What's so good about a cold guy like Orochimaru?"

Fengjian rolled his eyes: Uncle Snake has mastered the core technology, can you?

"Haha, follow you? Learn to write pornographic books?"

puff--

Jiraiya spat out a mouthful of tea, wiped the corner of his mouth hastily, and opened his mouth to argue something, but suddenly his face twisted and he gave an evil smile:

"That's not right. How do you know that I wrote that kind of book? This is not something you should read at your age. Could it be that - Orochimaru, your disciple is quite precocious~"

"Alas, there is nothing I can do. Maybe it's because children nowadays mature early. Didn't Minato-san also meet Sister Kushina at a young age? I think this is good. At least he won't be like his master, who is still alone at such an old age~"

Hearing this, Minato smiled awkwardly.

"So, Jiraiya, what exactly do you want? Where do you want to go? If you have something to say, just tell me now and don't interrupt me while I'm doing my research."

Uncle Snake ruthlessly interrupted Jiraiya's words.

"Tsk, who wants to find you? I want to find Fengjian."

Kazama: ???

Minato looked at Kazama with an apologetic look:

"It's like this. Ever since you last contacted the Nine-Lama, Kushina has been trying to communicate with the Nine-Lama, but with little success. So, I wanted to ask for your help."

As soon as the words came out, they attracted the attention of everyone present.

"I can try, but I can't guarantee it will work," Feng Jian thought for a while and said, "It just so happens that everyone is here, so we can prevent some accidents."

"But you guys didn't come here just for this, did you?"

Kushina nodded: "Minato and I came here for this matter, but Teacher Jiraiya doesn't know. We met them halfway."

Then, everyone's eyes turned to the two of them again.

Jiraiya and Tsunade said nothing, their expressions heavy.

"We plan to leave Konoha."

……

"You—want to elope?"

boom!

Feng Jian only felt his eyes blurred, and then a huge force came - he flew out - and knocked down the wall of Snake's house and the outer wall...

Seeing this, Minato's face twitched constantly, and he looked at Kushina beside him with stars in her eyes - Kushina should, might, probably - won't be like this in the future, right?

"Remember to pay for the repairs."

Uncle Snake drank his tea calmly.

"Ahem," Fengjian rubbed his stomach, a faint green light flashing on his palm.

"Big sister, that's not the case, is it? Your words are ambiguous in the first place~"

"Ok?"

Tsunade frowned.

"It's okay, it's okay. I was just a bad mouth and I deserved to be beaten! Thank you, Sister Tsunade, for teaching me. I won't do that again!"

Feng Jian said seriously.

"Well, I also want to elope with Tsunade, but she doesn't agree~ So, we just both want to leave Konoha for a while."

"how long?"

Orochimaru was silent for a moment after hearing this, then asked.

"I don't know. It depends on my mood."

"why?"

"There's not a lot of reasons. I just want to go out and relax. Besides, the new generation has grown up, right?"

With that said, the two looked towards Minato.

"Compared to the teacher, I am still far behind."

Then everyone fell silent again.

……

You're just going out for a trip to relax, why are you making it so serious? Those who know you're leaving Konoha would think you're leaving Cambridge again -

If I were strong enough, I would have gone out to play long ago.

"Oh, I see. Then Jiraiya, big brother, if you encounter a ninja with a bloodline limit when you go out to play, remember to get some flesh and blood and send it back~"

"What do you want to do!"

Hearing this, Jiraiya's eyes suddenly became somewhat dangerous.

"What else can I do? Do experiments for Master."

Kazama looked at Jiraiya like a fool.

"Bloodline limit is said to be a mixture of two kinds of chakra. There are many ninjas who understand the changes in the properties of the two kinds of chakra, but who has ever heard of an ordinary ninja coming up with a bloodline limit?"

"Does our Hokage master the five nature changes that can be fused?"

"Bloodline limits can be inherited through blood, which means that the secret of bloodline limits is hidden in the flesh and blood of the bloodline limit ninja."

"If this secret is uncovered, how much can Konoha's strength be enhanced? How many fewer ninjas will die each year? This project has been approved by the Hokage."

"Oh, I see. I thought you were going to conduct some evil human experiment."

Kazama rolled his eyes – how could he not conduct human experiments!

"Of course, there will be no human experiments in the short term."

"Wait! You said a short time!"

Jiraiya's eyes suddenly became dangerous, and Tsunade's eyes also became heavy.

"Don't look at me like that, Brother Jiraiya,"

Kazama looked at Jiraiya helplessly.

"You should have been on a mission to wipe out bandits, right? I think it's worth it to exchange the lives of these scum for the lives of Konoha ninjas."

"How can human life be traded?"

Hearing this, Kushina stood up angrily:

"Those people do deserve to die, but they can be killed, but they cannot be used for experiments. Those are human lives!"

"Oh, is that so? Then, Sister Kushina, have you been to the hospital?" Fengjian asked indifferently.

"Ok?"

Kushina was visibly stunned.

"In the earliest times, there was no medical skill. How did medical skills come about? They were summarized by our predecessors. What about the advancement of medical ninjutsu? It also depends on human experiments."

"Let me put it this way. Of course, wanton human experimentation is condemnable, but what about the research having reached the final stage?"

"Whether it's a bloodline limit or a medical ninjutsu, the final step of the research is to see how it reacts on humans. Even if it has no effect on the human body in theory."

"If the research is successful, more people can be saved. In this case, Sister Kushina, do you think we should experiment on those trash, or stop the progress of medical ninjutsu and let those who could be saved die?"

Hearing this, Kushina fell into deep thought.

"If you use human experiments without going through the complete research process, then of course it's not okay, but some things must be tested on humans."

"From a certain perspective, the advancement of medical ninjutsu is based on countless human experiments."

Human experimentation, a scary word, but not that scary.

If it is garbage like 731, then of course it won’t work, but what if it is a clinical trial of a new drug?

Analyze specific issues.

What is the earliest human experiment in the world?

Shennong tasted hundreds of herbs?(???)?