Taming beasts starts with understanding bird language

Gu Chan was confused by their reaction.

At this time, the maid standing on the left said, "Usually when those men see our young lady, they all flatter her in various ways, just to make her laugh. You are really ignorant, you are different from them."

"He's still a child, not like those stinky men! He doesn't understand the matters between men and women." The maid standing on the right added.

After hearing what the two said, Gu Chan felt relieved instantly.

After all this time, this girl has gotten used to being licked by dogs. If one day she meets someone who is not a dog licker, she will really be uncomfortable with it.

"I'm not a licker, so why should I lick you? Besides, I'm a woman, why would I lick your chicken feathers?"

After realizing this, Gu Chan couldn't help but start cursing in her heart.

But she didn't dare to say it out loud, so she could only say with a smile, "Sister, I'm here to treat the mysterious beast you raised, why should I try to please you!"

"Hmph! Go away! I don't like you." The girl snorted coldly and became angry.

Gu Chan was immediately furious!

She didn't lick it, but she got angry instead!

How do you make her feel?

"Sister, it's not that I don't want to lick you, it's just that I'm a woman too. How do you want me to lick you? I don't know how!" Gu Chan cried bitterly in her heart.

It's true, at this moment she was speechless and felt that she was not a man. If Ma Zheng came and said some nice words of praise to the girl, she might not be angry anymore.

Shaking her head helplessly, Gu Chan said, "Oh! Forget it, I'm leaving now, and you can just find someone else."

After saying that, Gu Chan really turned around and left.

A funny scene happened. The angry girl suddenly turned around, stared at Gu Chan's back and said anxiously and angrily, "You kid, you really leave as soon as you say so! Don't you know how to comfort me?"

"..."Gu Chan.

Dry!

I am just kidding you!

Beautiful women are so hard to please! Gu Chan now understands the troubles of men.

I feel like this is not right no matter what I do!

Gu Chan turned around, looked at the aggrieved girl, spread her hands, and said with a look of tears and laughter, "Sister, I really can't coax women, can you forgive me? I just want to leave now, please let me go!"

"No, you have to coax me. If you make me happy, I will let you cure my mysterious beast." The girl got angry and said stubbornly with her little mouth pouted.

"Fuck you!" Gu Chan couldn't help it anymore and started cursing in her heart.

Standing in place, she secretly clenched her fists.

If it weren't for the noble status of the girl in front of her, she really wanted to rush up and beat her up!

Damn it, she’s seen people who are pretentious, but she’s never seen anyone as pretentious as her. Even though she is a woman, she can’t stand it. What should she do?

At this time, the two maids began to sing along.

"Boy, hurry up and comfort our young lady! Otherwise, she will be angry, and our master will blame you, and you will have to bear the consequences today."

"Yes! Our master loves the eldest daughter the most. She is the treasure that our master holds in his hands!"

"How about this, I'll tell you a joke, and if you laugh I'll count it as coaxing you, what do you think?" Gu Chan rolled her eyes and said cunningly as if she was coaxing a child.

The girl pouted and nodded.

Gu Chan walked up to her, thought for a moment and said, "In a teahouse, a talking bird said to the shopkeeper, 'You idiot, pour me a glass of water.' The waiter also imitated the bird and said to the shopkeeper, 'You idiot, pour me a glass of water.' The shopkeeper was furious and threw the waiter and the bird down from the upstairs. The bird said to the waiter, 'Are you idiot? I can fly.'"

"Hehehe..."

After Gu Chan finished telling the joke, the girl was so amused that she stretched out her white and tender little hands and covered her mouth with her hands while laughing out loud.

The two maids were so amused that they held their stomachs and laughed.

Gu Chan thought to himself, "Sure enough, modern jokes, if used in ancient times, would be a great tool for picking up girls!"

After the girl laughed for a while, she stared at Gu Chan and said, "You are quite interesting, this joke is really funny, it's the first time I heard it!"

"From now on, I will often tell you jokes to make you laugh. I have so many jokes here! I guarantee that some of them are ones you have never heard of before." Gu Chan said, patting his chest.

There are many modern jokes that no one has ever told in ancient times. She can make up any joke and guarantee that no one in this world has ever heard it.

The girl immediately became interested in her and said with a smile, "That's great! We can visit each other often in the future. You can come to my house to play with me, or I can come to play with you."

"Okay, then sister, can I treat the mysterious beast you raised now?" Gu Chan asked with a smile.

The girl immediately waved her hand to the maid on her left, "Go and bring Yinling over."

"Yes, miss." The maid responded respectfully and immediately stood up and left.

After she left, Gu Chan said, "Sister, I don't even know your name!"

"My name is Liu Xueer. I was born in a winter when it snowed heavily, so my grandfather gave me this name." Liu Xueer said softly with a smile.

"Well! It's indeed a good name. You are beautiful, have a pleasant voice, and a nice name. No wonder Lord Zheng is so fascinated by you. Before I came in, he asked me to say a few good words for him in front of you so that he could come in and see you later!" Gu Chan said deliberately.

Liu Xueer was smiling at first, but her expression changed immediately when she heard what she said. She said with a look of disgust, "I don't like that guy. He always looks at me with lustful eyes. I hate him so much. Moreover, he always wants to curry favor with my grandfather. He has come to our house more than ten times, and every time my grandfather doesn't want to see him."

"He is really shameless. He has been turned away more than ten times, yet he still has the nerve to come here." Gu Chan sneered.

Liu Xueer nodded affirmatively.

Gu Chan suddenly had an idea and said, "Sister Xue'er, do you want him to stop bothering you at Liu Mansion in the future?"

"Of course I do! He's always shameless every time he comes. I hate him the most. It's best if he doesn't come, so he won't be so annoying." Liu Xueer said with great hope.

"Well, I have a trick. I guarantee that once you use it, he won't bother you anymore." Gu Chan said slyly.

Liu Xueer asked hurriedly, "Tell me quickly, what is the trick?"

"Don't be impatient! You can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. Wait until I finish examining your beast." Gu Chan deliberately kept the suspense.

Liu Xueer was so anxious that she wanted Gu Chan to tell her the method as soon as possible. She also wanted Zheng Shixian to stay away from her and not come to the Liu Mansion to bother her again.

Gu Chan stood there without saying a word, with the smile on her face unstoppable.

Anyway, she can't be a bootlicker, but when it comes to controlling women, she dares to say that she has some skills.