Taming beasts starts with understanding bird language

Zhao Erniu was riding on a war horse, holding the reins in a panic.

Looking back at the team behind him, he shouted anxiously, "What happened? What happened to everyone?"

"General Zhao, we suddenly have a stomachache for some reason!"

"Yes, General Zhao, I...I can't hold it anymore..."

"I can't hold it anymore. I have to poop."

The soldiers screamed one after another, and then everyone scattered and began to find a place to squat and defecate.

Gu Chan and the others here were all dumbfounded at this moment.

Xue Lihua was the first to react and shouted, "Gu Chan, now is a great time to kill the enemy, hurry up and tell everyone to stop standing there."

"Oh my god! Brothers, kill him for me...oh, no, kill him for me!" Gu Chan came back to her senses and raised her knife and shouted.

Then she led the charge and rode away on horseback.

Led by her, the eight hundred cavalrymen and hundreds of mysterious beasts in the rear attacked bravely.

Gu Chan and others charged into the enemy army as easily as chopping melons and vegetables. After a short while, the enemy's 100,000 strong army was killed in panic and fled in all directions. What's worse, some of them didn't even have time to pull up their pants and ran away with their bare buttocks, and diarrhea spread out as they ran.

Need I say more about how hilarious this scene is?

And because of the diarrhea, the enemy was unable to prevent an effective counterattack. Zhao Erniu was so angry that he jumped off his horse and was ready to rush forward with a knife to fight Gu Chan to the death.

"Cuckoo..."

But at this moment, his stomach started to growl.

Then his face suddenly changed, and he covered his butt with his hands, and ran to the bushes nearby with his face flushed. Then he squatted in the bushes and started to poop.

When he finished pulling and looked up, he saw that thousands of war horses had their legs limp and were lying on the ground, unable to get up.

One hundred thousand soldiers were killed, injured, or fled, and could no longer pose any threat to Gu Chan and others.

With no other options, Zhao Erniu could only endure the pain in his stomach and yell, "Quick, retreat, retreat."

As he shouted, the panicked generals organized themselves into formation and retreated rapidly with him.

Gu Chan did not choose to pursue, but asked everyone to control the results of the battle and take charge of the thousands of war horses and tens of thousands of prisoners left on the battlefield.

All of these tens of thousands of prisoners were like the war horses, their legs and feet weak from diarrhea and they could not move. It was obvious that the rats must have put too much powerful animal diarrhea medicine in the food they ate last night, otherwise they would not have diarrhea so badly.

Correspondingly, those who can still run will eat less and use less medicine, so that they still have the strength to escape.

On the other side, twenty miles behind.

At this time, Xuanyuan Qing was leading 200,000 troops forward together with generals such as Tian Ying.

When the sky was just getting light, Xuanyuan Qing received a report from spies ahead that the enemy had sent out 100,000 troops to attack him and wanted to have a tough battle with him.

So at this moment, he was very excited. After all, this was the first time in his life that he led his troops to the battlefield to kill the enemy.

But at the same time, he was also very worried about Gu Chan, and just hoped that Gu Chan could retreat and reunite with him as soon as possible.

On the other hand, generals such as Tian Ying were all grinning from ear to ear at this moment.

Look, following Xuanyuan Qing from a distance, the three brothers were riding their war horses side by side, laughing from ear to ear.

Tian Bao gloated, "Gu Chan is doomed this time. He only brought 1,000 cavalrymen, and 200 of them were sent out. I don't know what they did. Facing the enemy's 100,000-strong army, his small force is not even enough to fill the gaps in their teeth."

"He deserves to die. It's his fault for showing off. He shouldn't have led his men to retreat and join our main force last night." Tian He said with a sinister smile.

"What a pity! When we rush over to kill them later, I'm afraid we can only pick up his corpses and won't be able to collect them." Tian Ying said with a sneer.

"Hahaha……"

After saying that, the three brothers laughed happily. They all thought that Gu Chan must have been torn into pieces by the enemy by now, with his body scattered all over the ground.

But at this moment, a spy rushed over on horseback.

Seeing this, the three brothers quickly jumped on their horses and rushed to Xuanyuan Qing's side.

The spy came up to the four men, quickly dismounted, knelt on one knee and said, "Prince Bing, there was a great victory ahead. Deputy General Gu led 800 cavalrymen to defeat 100,000 enemy soldiers, killed more than 7,000 enemy soldiers, captured more than 10,000 enemy soldiers and more than 5,000 war horses."

"Damn it, are you full? What nonsense are you talking about? Be careful or I'll chop you to pieces." Tian Ying was stunned at first, then he raised his finger and pointed at the spy and cursed.

Xuanyuan Qing and the generals behind him were all stunned and looked completely in disbelief.

Tian Bao said, "Ninth Prince, this spy must have got the wrong information and is talking nonsense here! Don't believe him."

"Yes! How could Gu Chan, with only 800 cavalrymen, defeat an enemy army of 100,000? Isn't this nonsense?" Tian He said in disbelief.

The spy knelt on the ground and said with great confidence, "Three commanders, what I said is true. Now Deputy General Gu has led his troops to control the battlefield, and is waiting for the large force in the rear to take over the prisoners and horses!"

"This...this is impossible?" Xuanyuan Qing said blankly.

"This is absolutely true. I can guarantee it with my life." The spy said affirmatively.

The three Tian Ying brothers were stunned for a moment, completely confused!

Xuanyuan Qing came back to his senses and immediately said with great joy, "Quick, speed up the march. This prince can't wait to go to the front and see how Manager Gu defeated 100,000 enemy troops with only 800 cavalrymen."

"Yes, Ninth Prince." All the soldiers responded in unison.

After that, the 200,000-strong army began to march faster and rushed forward.

Noon.

When Xuanyuan Qing led a large army to the battlefield ahead, everyone was stunned.

Because the battlefield ahead was not only stinking, but also littered with corpses. The bodies of the more than 7,000 people who died in the morning were not dealt with at all and just lay there on the battlefield.

And most importantly, the battlefield was littered with the poop of war horses and enemy soldiers!

It was noon and the sun was scorching. As the sun shone on it, the smell of blood and the stench of feces mixed in the air. You can imagine how bad the smell was!

In the end, Xuanyuan Qing couldn't stand it anymore, so he ordered the large army to retreat one mile and set up camp, and then sent people to clean up the battlefield.

Gu Chan didn't care about them. After leading her men to hand over tens of thousands of prisoners and more than five thousand war horses, she told everyone to find a place to rest, while she herself went into the tent to take a nap.

She was already in her menstrual period, and her period had not stopped yet. Moreover, she got up before dawn in the morning. After a morning of fighting, she was already very tired.