Siheyuan: The beginning revealed the secrets of the three uncles
Chapter 131 Life Needs a Little Joke
"Hahaha, you are a bunch of cowards. You are so brave that you dare to disturb your grandfather Damao's fun in the middle of the night. You really don't know how to live or die."
"If I wasn't in a good mood today, I would have captured all of you and taken you to the Peach Blossom Spring to fertilize your corn!"
After everyone left, Xu Damao took Yu Haitang back to the warehouse.
Looking at the door, he laughed arrogantly.
The ghost that Wang Ergou and Yi Zhonghai saw just now was Xu Damao in disguise.
He just found some straw to put on his head and made some weird noises, which scared the fool out of his wits.
As for why he can suddenly disappear and reappear.
He just returned to the paradise world immediately after scaring people.
Xu Damao looked at Yu Haitang lying on the ground and felt that it was not a big deal, so he pinched her philtrum to wake her up.
"Ouch, that hurts! Where is this? Why am I here?"
Yu Haitang woke up slowly, looked at Xu Damao in front of her, and asked in panic.
"What do you think? Isn't this the factory's warehouse?"
Xu Damao looked at Yu Haitang with a joking expression.
"Ah? What happened to Damao just now? I remember that I suddenly fainted in your arms and lost consciousness. Did you help me put on my clothes?"
Yu Haitang rubbed his head, trying hard to recall what had happened before.
"Hmph, you still have the nerve to say that? If you hadn't insisted on seducing me, how could something like this have happened today? We were almost caught in the act. If that happened, we would have been finished!"
Xu Damao pretended to be angry.
Yu Haitang lowered her head in grievance and looked at Xu Damao with tears in her eyes.
"Brother Damao, I know I was wrong, but I really can't control my feelings for you. What happened today is all my responsibility and has nothing to do with you. I won't let you take the responsibility, and I won't pester you, so please rest assured."
Xu Damao couldn't help feeling touched and guilty when listening to Yu Haitang's words.
He patted Yu Haitang's shoulder gently and comforted her.
"Alright, alright, stop talking about this and go back quickly. It will be troublesome if others see us here."
Yu Haitang nodded, wiped her tears, turned and left.
Xu Damao looked at her receding back, his heart filled with mixed emotions.
He took a deep breath, put his clothes in order, and prepared to go home.
After returning home, Xu Damao found that Yu Shui had been waiting for him.
Seeing Xu Damao coming back, Yu Shui showed an excited expression on her face and immediately went forward to greet him.
"Brother Damao, you are finally back. Why did you come back so late today?"
Rain asked curiously.
Xu Damao frowned, looking a little tired. He sighed and said, "Didn't I get a promotion and be transferred to the Municipal Public Security Bureau soon? I invited some comrades from the Propaganda Department to dinner tonight, and then something unexpected happened!"
Yu Shui continued to ask: "What's the matter? Is it related to women?"
When Xu Damao heard this, he nodded deliberately, trying to tease the rain.
"Yes, a new girl in our department confessed her love to me, but I rejected her!"
"But after dinner, he kept pestering me. I didn't expect him to be so persistent. It gave me a headache."
Yu Shui widened his eyes and said in surprise.
"The new girl in your department, if I remember correctly, should be my classmate Yu Haitang!"
"She confessed to you? She is a famous beauty in our school! Brother Damao, why did you reject her? Don't you like her?"
Yu Shui also heard that Xu Damao was deliberately teasing him.
I also started a joke following Xu Damao's suggestion.
"It's not that I don't like her, but I already have you. I don't want to hurt both of you because of an impulse. So I have to reject her decisively."
At this moment, Xu Damao looked at Yu Shui affectionately and hugged her in his arms.
After hearing what Xu Damao said, Yu Shui felt very warm in her heart.
She hugged Xu Damao tightly and spoke softly.
"Brother Damao, I actually wouldn't mind if you accepted him, because he said something to me before, and it made me figure out some things!"
Xu Damao gently stroked Yu Shui's hair and said softly.
"Hahaha, not for now. When you start to get tired of me, I'll consider accepting her!"
……
Not long after Xu Damao returned home, the three old men also returned to the compound, panting. They swarmed into the deaf old lady's room.
Since the deaf old lady passed away, this room has become the temporary base for the three uncles.
Whenever there is something, the three of them come here to discuss it, and there is no one else to disturb them!
"Old Liu, what happened today? Are you sure you didn't make a mistake?"
As soon as they entered the room, several people were still in shock, but Yi Zhonghai had already started questioning Liu Haizhong with a serious face.
"Old Yi, why don't you just believe me? I would recognize Xu Damao even if he turned into ashes. I saw him clearly bringing a girl into the warehouse!"
Liu Haizhong also said with a look of grievance.
"Yes, Lao Yi, when we first arrived at the door of the warehouse, we clearly heard a panting sound inside. It was clearly Xu Damao's!"
Yan Bugui also echoed.
"But when we went there later, there was no one inside!"
Yi Zhonghai said with a frown.
"Could it be that Xu Damao heard the noise and ran away from somewhere else?" Liu Haizhong guessed.
"Impossible, they definitely can't escape that quickly, and the windows in the warehouse are all closed!" Yi Zhonghai frowned and denied the idea.
He carefully recalled everything that had just happened, especially the ghost figure he saw the moment he turned his head.
Now that I think about it carefully, the ghost is about the same height as Xu Damao, and their eyes are somewhat similar!
"Old Yi, is it really haunted?" Liu Haizhong said somewhat unconfidently.
"Bullshit, it's not a ghost at all. The ghost is just Xu Damao's grandson pretending to be a ghost!" Yi Zhonghai roared angrily.
"Do you remember why I ran away? It was because I saw a disheveled evil ghost blowing at me!"
Yi Zhonghai gnashed his teeth and said, "Now that I think about it, that ghost was Xu Damao in disguise!"
"what?"
After hearing this, Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui said in shock in unison.
"Ugh!"
"It seems that the three of us are no match for Xu Damao after all. We were sure to win this time, but we didn't expect to be fooled by him!"
Yi Zhonghai looked at the two pieces of trash in front of him and sighed helplessly!
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