Siheyuan: The beginning revealed the secrets of the three uncles

Chapter 162 Who is firing a machine gun in the toilet?

"what!"

"Damn Xu Damao!"

"I have a feud with you."

Jia Zhang yelled hysterically!

Her complexion turned extremely ugly, and her originally rosy face instantly turned as pale as paper.

Her eyes widened, filled with anger and despair.

Even though the dam had burst, the pain in the abdomen did not subside, but became more intense.

Fine beads of sweat began to seep out of Jia Zhang's forehead. She clenched her teeth tightly, trying to endure the pain.

However, the pain continued to come like a tide, making her unbearable.

Helpless, Jia Zhang could only hold up her pants with both hands, quicken her pace, and continue rushing to the toilet.

With every step she took, she felt a piercing pain, as if a knife was twisting in her stomach.

Her body was trembling slightly and her legs were a little weak, as if she would fall to the ground at any time.

And bits of yellow sticky substance flowed down from the trouser legs and fell on the road, forming an obvious trail.

These yellow sticky substances emit a bad smell, which makes people frown.

"Bang Tong Tong..."

Then there was a crackling sound coming from the toilet, like a machine gun, one after another.

The sound was extremely loud, echoing throughout the courtyard and attracting the attention of surrounding residents.

When the people passing by heard this strange sound, they stopped and looked surprised.

Some people walked into the yard curiously, trying to find out what was going on.

They walked in the direction of the sound and found that it came from the toilet.

So, some people approached the toilet cautiously and looked inside.

I saw Jia Zhang squatting on the toilet with a distorted face and a look of pain.

She covered her face with her hands and kept cursing:

"What are you looking at?"

“I’ve never seen you go to the toilet!”

"I've never seen anyone fart in the toilet!"

There was a hint of shyness and anger in her voice, and she was obviously very unhappy about being seen in such an embarrassing situation by others.

Seeing this, everyone shook their heads and smiled bitterly, then quickly left the toilet.

They knew that it was best not to anger Jia Zhang in this situation, otherwise the consequences could be serious.

After all, no one wants to offend this old lady with a bad temper and a sharp tongue.

……

On this day, the toilet in the alley seemed to have turned into a concert scene, with a symphony that lasted for a full half hour!

The people in the entire alley were shocked by the power of Jia Zhang and sighed in admiration.

The entire toilet was filled with a disgusting stench that lingered for a long time.

Many people cannot stand the smell and dare not even step into the toilet.

Some people don't even dare to go near the toilet for fear of being attacked by the stench.

"What is the situation with Jia Zhang?" someone asked curiously.

"Why does she feel like a machine gun, making non-stop noise?" another person responded.

"I think she did so many bad things that she was punished by God," someone else speculated.

"Hey, have you heard about it?" Suddenly someone said mysteriously, "When Jia Zhang in that compound went to the toilet, the sound was like a machine gun."

“Is this true?” Others expressed surprise.

"Of course it's true. Now the toilets in the alleys are completely inaccessible." the man said proudly.

The news quickly spread to all residents in the alley and became a hot topic for everyone to laugh at.

Everyone talked about Jia Zhang's affairs with great relish, and for a while she became the focus of attention in the alley.

Xu Damao never expected that he originally just wanted to teach Jia Zhang a lesson.

But I didn't expect that the combination of croton and durian could produce such a horrible stench.

Now the air in the entire compound is seriously polluted, which makes him feel a little overwhelmed.

These croton seeds were also brought by Xu Damao from his own Peach Blossom Spring. Could it be that they have some special effects?

He remembered that although croton was effective, it shouldn't be so scary!

Jia Zhang went back and forth to the toilet more than twenty times.

In the end, he just squatted in the toilet and didn't want to come out.

In the end, I lost a lot of weight!

After a while, everyone in the compound went home after get off work.

Enter the Hutong!

I smelled that foul odor.

Everyone frowned.

"What happened? Who blew up the toilet?"

"Whose family is this? Do you want to save the person?"

"Oh my god, it looks like the toilet really blew up!"

……

Qin Huairu went to find someone to exchange two tickets today and came back late.

As soon as I got home.

When he smelled the stench, he frowned instantly.

Looking at the three children sitting on the kang with bitter faces.

very curious.

"Banggeng, where is your grandma?"

"Grandma is in the bathroom. She pooped her pants today!"

"What!"

Qin Huairu was shocked after hearing this.

She couldn't believe what she heard and quickly ran to the bathroom to check.

As soon as she opened the door, a strong stench hit her in the face, almost making her vomit.

I saw Jia Zhang curled up in the corner of the toilet, her face pale and leaning weakly against the wall.

"Mom, what's wrong with you?" Qin Huairu asked anxiously.

Jia Zhang raised her head weakly and said in a hoarse voice, "I have a stomachache and have had diarrhea all day. Now I can't move at all."

Qin Huairu helped Jia Zhang up with a sad face and took her back to the room.

"Bang Geng, tell me the truth, what happened today!"

Qin Huairu's face suddenly fell and she looked at Jia Geng seriously.

"Mom, I'm telling you that grandma ate shit today. It stinks. Then she got an upset stomach and has been having diarrhea and farting!"

Before Banggeng could speak, Xiaohuaihua on the side said it with an innocent look on her face.

After hearing this, Qin Huairu was even more confused. Although Jia Zhang was old, she would not poop her pants!

But what surprised her even more was that the reason for pooping in her pants was actually because she had eaten shit!

After hearing this, Jia Zhang also wanted to get angry, but she was now exhausted and had no strength left.

After struggling for a while, he finally collapsed and didn't move anymore!

"Bang Geng, raise your head and tell me the truth!"

Qin Huairu was really angry at this time. She felt that this matter was definitely not simple!

When Banggeng saw that his own mother was so angry, he dared not hesitate any more.

He quickly told Qin Huairu everything that happened today.

After Qin Huairu heard this, she completely lost her temper for a moment!

"Ugh……"

"How can I live like this? I'm exhausted from working all day, and you guys are so disobedient at home, causing trouble for me every day!"

Tears flowed unconsciously, and I sobbed and complained.

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