Siheyuan: The beginning revealed the secrets of the three uncles

After Xu Damao accepted the reality of all this.

He walked to the mirror and looked at his ugly face with a wry smile on his lips.

Although his name is also Xu Damao, he is much more handsome than the Xu Damao in this world.

From now on, I will have to go and seduce other people’s wives in the hospital with this ugly face. The thought of it makes me feel sick!

Even if he accepted this reality, he would still feel reluctant to sleep with a married woman or even a widow!

"Ugh!"

Xu Damao sighed and sat down on the sofa.

This time I remembered that the system had rewarded me with something just now.

"System, open the novice gift package!"

[Dear host, the novice gift package has been opened! ]

[Congratulations to the host for getting a universal voice recorder! ]

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining 20 20-jin food coupons and -jin meat coupons! ]

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining 200 Duras balloons! ]

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining a bottle of concentrated sulfuric acid! ]

[Dear host, all rewards from now on will be on this Caozei shelf. When you need them, you only need to think about them and they will appear in the real world! ]

As soon as Xu Damao finished speaking, his consciousness was pulled into the system space.

I saw a big gift box exploded on a large holographic screen, a white light flashed, and all the rewards appeared on a shelf next to it.

His mouth twitched as he looked at these rewards.

This system is really thoughtful, it even prepares small balloons for you!

But what the hell is that concentrated sulfuric acid, and that recorder!

Can I really use those?

The only useful rewards are food coupons and meat coupons.

Xu Damao also saw the Peach Blossom Spring Ring and the secret book of the Vajra Indestructible Divine Art on the shelf.

"System, how do I practice this martial arts secret book? You're not really asking me to practice in the hottest days of summer and winter, are you?"

Xu Damao consciously exited the system space and put the ring directly on his hand.

At the same time, take the exercises in your hand and read through them.

[Dear host, there is no need to practice the technique, you can just merge it directly! ]

"Okay, fusion!"

Xu Damao chose fusion without any hesitation.

He clearly remembered that the Vajra Indestructible Kung Fu was the most powerful martial art in the TV series The World's Number One. After mastering it, one can directly turn into a little golden man, invulnerable to swords and guns, and immune to water and fire.

"boom!"

"S~"

"Ah~"

"It's so hot~mm~"

Before Xu Damao could finish his thoughts, he saw the martial arts book in his hand turned into a golden light and flew into the top of his head.

Go straight to the Dantian.

Just stay in Dantian for a moment.

All the golden energy turned into a torrent.

Start wandering within your own body!

"I rely on!"

"Why the fuck does it feel like my body is on fire!"

The golden energy surged in his blood vessels!

At this moment, his blood was boiling!

"Boom boom boom!"

The heartbeat sounds like a drum, so scary!

"Ow!"

The energy then traveled through the eight extraordinary meridians throughout the body.

"bang"

There was a loud noise in the blood vessels, as if the heart had exploded.

Directly opened up the Ren and Du meridians!

"what!"

Accompanied by Xu Damao's heart-wrenching roar.

That energy also calmed down.

After about three to five minutes, all the discomfort in my body disappeared.

"call!"

"Comfortable!"

Xu Damao stood up and exhaled a breath of foul air.

I just feel refreshed all over.

All the golden energy gathered in the Dantian.

The lower abdomen is very warm.

He felt he had never been so energetic.

"Hahaha, the Vajra Indestructible Divine Art!"

Xu Damao laughed loudly and directly activated the true energy in his dantian. The muscles all over his body bulged instantly, as if they were carved by a knife or an axe.

At this moment he felt that he could kill an elephant with one punch.

Without hesitation, he picked up the kitchen knife on the table and chopped it directly at his head!

"Clang~"

I saw a flash of sparks on the kitchen knife and a sound of metallic collision.

The kitchen knife was directly broken into pieces, but Xu Damao didn't lose a single hair!

At this time, Xu Damao walked confidently to the mirror, only to find that he had not turned into a little golden man.

"Fuck, system, are you kidding me? Wouldn't the Vajra Indestructible Divine Art turn me into a little golden man? Apart from the fact that my nose is stronger and my defense is higher, there is no other change!"

[Dear host, this is also for your own good. If you really turn into a little golden man, do you think you will be caught and sliced? ]

"Uh~ you are still thoughtful!"

Xu Damao didn't feel embarrassed and started to study the ring on his hand.

This small ring is a silver ring with a peach blossom engraved on it.

Since it was called the Peach Blossom Spring Ring, he even thought that the space inside the ring was the paradise described by Tao Yuanming.

His consciousness moved and he directly entered the ring space.

As he expected, after entering, the place was just as described in the Peach Blossom Spring.

There are all kinds of grains, fruit trees, and fish ponds.

[Dear host, everything in the ring space will not be damaged, there is no concept of time here, and any material can be stored in this space! ]

The system prompt sound came again at a very timely moment.

After listening to this, Xu Damao already had many immature ideas in his mind.

Any substance?

That includes people, of course?

Hahaha~

Harem!

......

After figuring out everything about the system rewards, it was already two o'clock in the afternoon.

Xu Damao was thinking:

It’s time for me to go to the factory and return the film equipment.

And there was another important thing today. Banggeng stole a chicken and entered the cafeteria through the back door, and was hit with a rolling pin by Shazhu.

Since the system lets me push Qin Huairu down, I can take advantage of this trick to steal the chicken.

Once you have a plan, start implementing it.

When he went out and looked at the two chickens in the chicken coop at his doorstep, Xu Damao directly took one of the chickens into his Peach Blossom Land.

Then he rode his bicycle to the Red Star Steel Mill.

Other people usually go to get off work and leave work on time, but as a movie projectionist, he has complete freedom.

Apart from the arrangements made by the leadership, you are free to use the rest of your time as long as it does not delay your work.

This job really makes countless people jealous.

Although showing movies is not a difficult job, in this day and age, most people really don't know how to do it.

Xu Damao inherited his father's business, and it is impossible for ordinary people to learn from him!

After Xu Damao put the film equipment back to the Propaganda Department, he came directly to the back door of the cafeteria on time.

Think about how Sha Zhu bullied me since I was a child. Now that I have mastered my magical powers, I must take revenge.

Since the system forces him to be a thief, it is impossible for him to only yearn for other people's wives. He must also learn the heroic side of a thief!

As soon as I reached the back door, I saw Banggeng jumping out like a rabbit.

"Hey, kid, you stole the public soy sauce, run!"

"run!"

Then I heard Sha Zhu shouting in the kitchen.

It seems like he is trying to scare Bang Geng, but in fact he is helping him escape, for fear that he will be caught by others!