Siheyuan: The beginning revealed the secrets of the three uncles
Chapter 24: Auntie, please calm down!
As soon as the second aunt said these vicious words, she rushed towards Xu Damao with both hands, wanting to hug him.
"Fuck me!"
"Second Aunt, calm down. You can be my mother. I was just joking. Don't take it seriously. This is a matter of ethics and morality!"
Xu Damao was so frightened that he felt a chill down his spine and turned around and ran away.
"Fuck you, you damn system, tell me how to trigger this 100% attraction to a married woman, and how to turn it off, you are trying to kill me!"
While running, Xu Damao called the system in his mind.
[Dear host, please enjoy the happiness brought to you by the second aunt! ]
[I have already explained to you that as a passive skill, only you can discover it yourself! ]
[If you have other things to do, please call me. If not, please don't disturb this system anymore. It's getting late. I need to get some beauty sleep! ]
After the system finished speaking, there was no movement at all.
No matter how loudly Xu Damao shouted, he did not get any response from the system.
At this time, the second aunt had gone completely crazy.
Her eyes were bloodshot and she kept chasing after him.
"Da Mao, don't run!"
"Second Auntie just wants to take good care of you, why are you running away?"
"Why don't you just treat Second Aunt as your own mother and love her? Just imagine how exciting that would be!"
"Don't run, why are you running so fast?"
"Second Auntie is old and has weak legs and feet. She can't catch up with you at all. Please go slower."
"Wait, Auntie, if you run any further, there will be more people ahead of you, and some things will become difficult to do!"
At this time, the second aunt was like a bitch in heat, chasing Xu Damao relentlessly.
Xu Damao just looked back.
I was so scared that my anus tightened again, and my little Mao even showed signs of shrinking!
"Fuck, this old woman is so scary, she said she can't run"
"She's almost catching up with me. She must have run a marathon before!"
"The magical power of indestructibility!"
Xu Damao sighed for a while.
Without hesitation, he used the Vajra Indestructible Magic Skill.
The true energy enveloped his whole body and his speed increased instantly.
I saw a black shadow flash by, and in an instant it was more than a hundred meters away from the second aunt.
"Hey?"
"Why did I have such strange thoughts about Xu Damao just now? What's wrong with me?"
"Oh, I'm so embarrassed!"
"I am already old, how can I still have such thoughts about a boy who is almost the same age as my son!"
When Xu Damao was 100 meters away from the second aunt, the second aunt instantly regained consciousness.
She quickly looked around. Fortunately, it was dark and there was no one around.
I quickly calmed myself down and rushed home.
After Xu Damao ran out, he hid behind an electric pole and observed the second aunt.
He also found that after he kept a distance from the second aunt, she immediately regained consciousness.
"profound!"
"It turns out that as long as you keep a safe distance, you can remove the attraction. I think the distance is about 100 meters away!"
"But what are the triggers?"
"When I first met the second aunt, she was quite normal. She looked at me and I looked at her!"
Xu Damao leaned against the electric pole and calmly analyzed everything that had happened in the past two days.
Combine the scene of having sex with Qin Huairu with the scene of Second Aunt suddenly going crazy just now.
She guessed the trigger conditions instantly.
"Hahaha, I know the dog system!"
"As long as I don't look married women in the eye, nothing will happen. Even if it is triggered, I can remove the attraction by getting out of the 100-meter range!"
"Who is it? Why are you standing outside laughing like an idiot in the middle of the night? Are you not going to work tomorrow?"
Xu Damao couldn't help laughing as soon as he came to the conclusion.
It sounds very loud in this empty street.
A window above his head opened instantly, and a shirtless man appeared, cursing at him!
"Forehead!"
Only then did Xu Damao realize that he seemed to have lost control of himself.
His figure flashed and turned into a black lightning, disappearing directly into the night.
This gave the big brother on the second floor a scare!
"Ghost!"
In an instant he let out a scream even louder than Xu Damao's!
He closed the window immediately.
He jumped onto the bed like a missile, pulled the quilt over his head, and his body began to tremble uncontrollably.
"Hey, where do all these psychopaths come from at this hour of night?"
"That's right, can't you let me sleep?"
"It must be some psychopath who escaped!"
……
Xu Damao's laughter and the big brother's screams instantly woke up all the neighbors around, and they started to complain.
When Xu Damao returned to the compound, some of the employees had just returned.
Because he was very fast, even though he was delayed a little by Second Aunt, he was almost able to enter the compound at the same time as them.
When he just walked to the backyard, he found that the second aunt was standing under a tree in the backyard.
"Xu Damao, come here!"
"Second Aunt, it's so late now. Let's talk about it tomorrow. I'm sleepy and I want to go back to bed!"
This gave Xu Damao another fright. He even doubted whether the conclusion he had just drawn was wrong. Both the triggering conditions and the release conditions were wrong.
"Listen carefully, nothing happened just now. I don't have any thoughts about you. If you dare to tell anyone about this, I will die at your doorstep!"
The second aunt didn't care about that and hurried over.
He whispered these harsh words into Xu Damao's ear and then turned around and went back home.
"call!"
Xu Damao finally breathed a sigh of relief after watching Second Aunt leave.
He had just activated the Vajra Indestructible Divine Art.
Prepare to knock the second aunt out with one punch!
"It seems that my guesses were all correct. Second Aunt has come to her senses and feels that her behavior just now was a bit inappropriate, so she came to warn me!"
"Ugh!"
"It's a pity that this skill can only work on married women. If it works on all women, then I can do whatever I want!"
"Now that I have taken the Kidney Treasure Tonic Pill and possessed the power of the peerless golden spear, I can only use it on some second-hand goods. This is really the greatest insult to my abilities!"
Xu Damao watched Second Aunt go home.
He couldn't help but feel overwhelmed with emotion, but he was powerless and could only return home with infinite loss.
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