Siheyuan: Why are you all here to see me?

Yes, immortals are also men. Since they are men, they must be inseparable from women. It seems that there is a Taoist partner in Dragon Country. Who should I find? My daughter is young, but she is not very pretty. I am afraid that the immortal will not like her.

Comrade Lao Pu's daughter is the president of the later Kimchi country. Li Gang really doesn't like her.

Lao Pu thought about it and decided that his own daughter was not suitable, so he asked the Korean female stars and artists to accompany the immortal. They were all very beautiful. Not to mention the suggestion made by the secretary, Li Gang really liked it. These were the Korean artists of this period.

I haven't heard much about Li Gang. Li Gang's celebrity obsession only applies to celebrities he knows. If he doesn't know the celebrities, no matter how good they are, it won't be that exciting.

But it also has a different flavor. No one said anything for Park Jin-hee, but just let Park's daughter become Li Gang's servant. The common people are not stupid. They think that Li Gang is a servant of gods, so why should they make a fuss? The marchers dispersed, and those who impeached him became supporters.

Comrade Pu Lao also began to enjoy great fame. It was not heard that this immortal had ever asked anyone to be his servant. His own daughter was his first. This was an honor for our Pu family.

Li Gang was in Korea and he was so happy that he didn't want to leave. He played with Korean celebrities. At that time, Korean female celebrities had not had plastic surgery yet. They were all naturally beautiful.

After staying in Kimchi Country for more than a month, Li Gang also wanted to leave. In Kimchi Country, there was really nothing worth staying for except women. However, before leaving, he still hinted to Comrade Lao Pu not to forget that he was a descendant of the human race, and that his motherland was nearby. He should go home often and help his motherland. Otherwise, he would be ungrateful to his ancestors and the gods would be angry.

How could Comrade Old Park not understand? Isn't it just investing in Longguo? No problem. Kimchi Country still has something to offer. So what if we give it to Longguo? The gods have already said that her daughter should be the envoy of Xuanhuang Sect and Kimchi Country, and she should also be given a deity.

Comrade Lao Pu knows that this shrine is said to be only held by President Ikeda of Japan and President Chitov of the Russians, right? Including his own daughter, there seem to be only three shrines, and it is said that there are 365 shrines.

Now, rumors are spreading around the world that the immortals of Dragon Country are planning to re-enshrine gods. There are many god positions to be enshrined, and everyone wants to get one, but they just don't have the chance.

Li Gang had enough fun in Korea, so he just walked away, leaving behind a group of female stars with whom he had lived together and checked into hotels. He left without leaving a single seed behind, and just left in such a cool way.

Where is the next stop? Li Gang lies on the clouds, floating aimlessly. There is a dark cloud in front of him. It is going to rain. Let's change direction quickly!

After floating for two more days, Li Gang got a little annoyed. He looked down and saw a vast ocean below. He decided to go to the ocean to have some fun. He lowered his head and said, "Huh?"

There was a big ship on the sea. It looked quite large. Why did it look like a cruise ship? Li Gang became curious. He had never seen a cruise ship before. It was a good opportunity to see it.

The Song Cruise is a large cruise ship that was just launched this year. It can carry more than 800 passengers. On the deck, tourists were blowing in the sea breeze. Suddenly, there was a cry of surprise and chaos. It turned out that Li Gang was flying above the cruise ship. One or two hundred meters away, he was discovered by the people on the cruise ship, and they all shouted,

The captain also ran out and saw Li Gang on the cloud. He shouted, "Don't panic. That should be the immortal from Dragon Country. We have seen the legendary immortal. Oh, God bless you!"

Li Gang did not hear the captain's words, "God bless you, or a huge wave might kill you." The cloud lowered and stopped more than ten meters above the ground, looking at a group of foreigners below. Suddenly, Li Gang waved his hand, and a bamboo sword flew out. A man on the deck who was holding a camera and taking pictures of Li Gang, the unlucky guy, lost his life in an instant. The waves rolled up the unlucky guy and fed him directly to the sharks.

The scattered tourists on the deck looked at this scene, only exclaimed a few times, and then turned their attention to Li Gang.

"Hmph, you dare to disrespect me, you are looking for death." These tourists didn't understand what Li Gang said. The captain quickly shouted, who can speak Longguo? Several people stood up, one of them had a big beard,

"I am a university professor. He said this person was disrespectful to the immortals. This is just a punishment."

Another young man also stepped forward and said, "The original words were, 'If you dare to disrespect me, you are courting death.' Maybe the photographer wanted to take a photo of the immortal without the immortal's permission, which violated the immortal's taboo, so the immortal killed him." This explanation is very clear.

There was another burst of shouting "God" and so on. Li Gang was so angry. These foreigners were calling God in front of the immortals from the Dragon Kingdom. He had to teach them a lesson and let them know that even if God was here, Li Gang would still give him two big sluts.

"Huh, what God? Who is God?"

The bearded man stepped forward and said, "Great Dragon Country Immortal, God is our Western God, God is omnipotent."

Li Gang "Pah, when I first arrived on Earth, I also traveled around the mortal world. Where did the God come from? Apart from the human race in the East, there are only a group of savages in the West. Where did the God come from? If you dare to talk nonsense again, I will kill you immediately."

The bearded man was stunned. What Earth? Wild men? Could it be that the immortals from the Dragon Kingdom had appeared long before Western humans? Earth? That should be this planet. He had just arrived on Earth. Could it be that these immortals were aliens?

"Great Dragon Country Immortal, can you let me ask a few questions? These are just my doubts, and I have no intention of disrespecting you."

Li Gang nodded and said, "Well, you, a bearded man, are quite polite, okay?"

After saying that, Li Gang descended from the clouds and stood on the deck. With a wave of his hand, a tea table, a set of tea sets, and a futon immediately appeared. Li Gang poured himself a cup of tea. The tea had been in the space and was always hot.

The fragrance of tea filled the air, making the foreigners around sniff. This tea was of course brewed with water from Linghu Lake, not ordinary water.

Li Gang: "If you have any doubts, please ask"

The bearded man resisted the urge to ask for a cup of tea. He was also a tea lover, and he knew that this might be the magic tea.

"That's rude. My first question is, you just said that you are new to Earth. What's the reason for this new arrival and this Earth?"

Li Gang: "So that's what happened. When I was cultivating in the Immortal Realm, I reached a bottleneck and decided to go out for a walk. I came to this planet, which is the planet you live on now. At that time, there were only some human beings in the east. I looked around in other places and found no human beings except some wild men and wild monkeys. That's why I said, 'What God are you fighting for? I don't know which little god is coming out to cheat people.'"

"Ah, ah, ah, ah" In addition to the exclamation of the bearded man, there were also the exclamations of the foreigners around him after the young man translated. What is this? There is no God at all. How is this possible?

"How is this possible? Our God is omnipotent,"

Li Gang suddenly acted as if he suddenly realized something and said, "Oh, could it be him?"

The bearded man's eyes widened immediately, and the foreigners around him also had expectant looks in their eyes. This immortal must be incredible. Could he really be seeing a ghost or God?

Li Gang continued to talk nonsense, "Could it be that the clever monkey who served me tea and water in the past? Although I opened his spiritual wisdom, he was too stupid and could never learn the immortal methods I taught him. He was driven out of the fairyland by me. He also took away the key to the gate of the fairyland. I ordered him to return the key, but this dead monkey kept pushing it away, saying that I was in retreat and ignored him. After I came out of retreat, I found that this dead monkey had already died. Since I was in retreat, he could not return to the fairyland to return the key. This stinky monkey was grateful and even tied his own body to the key. Humph, he has a conscience, otherwise I would definitely capture his soul and teach him a lesson."

The bearded man stared with his eyes wide open and was shaking all over. The foreigners around him were also staring with their eyes wide open, and some were also shaking.

Li Gang pretended not to understand and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

The bearded man suddenly woke up and asked in a hoarse voice, "My Lord God, may I ask what the shape of this key is?"

Li Gang said indifferently, "Oh, that key, it's a little star that I caught and was causing trouble everywhere. After 981 days, I refined it into a cross-shaped key. What's wrong with it?"

The bearded man's eyes were filled with tears, and he knelt down in front of Li Gang. "That clever monkey is what we call God, and that key is the cross. God has tied himself to the cross. I, Smith, have studied biology for decades, and now I understand everything."

The foreigners around were also shocked by Li Gang's remarks. Their eyes almost fell to the ground. It was like this. This couldn't be fake. He is a god. What good would it do to lie to you? He has lived for who knows how long. Is there any point in lying to you? This must be true.

A foreigner suddenly shouted, "I understand now. God said, 'Let there be light,' and there was light. It turns out that these are things in the fairy world. God is homesick."

The bearded man also translated for Li Gang in time.

Li Gang: "Although he had awakened his spiritual intelligence, he could not speak and kept making noises all day long. He also stole one of my fresh fruits. Humph, I thought he had done some good deeds by serving tea and water, so I didn't bother with him."

The bearded man had already burst into tears. The more Li Gang spoke, the more he believed that their God was the monkey who served tea and water to the immortal. The fresh fruit must be the forbidden fruit that Adam and Eve ate.

What a stupid question! Our God is actually the servant of this immortal. The forbidden fruit is the stolen fruit. It can also be said that we are all servants of the immortal.