Reborn as a phoenix, Qingluan took a fancy to her

“Brother Yun…”

After hearing this, Tang Xiaohu's eyes lit up and he was about to sigh when he was suddenly interrupted by Mu Huang.

"Wait a minute! You already have a child and yet you still come out to a brothel! Are you worthy of your wife?"

Mu Huang suddenly reacted and said angrily, thinking, "Damn, I had a good impression of him, but he turned out to be a scumbag! The two nice names I gave him were wasted."

"Brother Yun! I don't know why you are angry. I just need to vent my anger physically, but I still love her spiritually!"

Tang Xiaohu explained with a puzzled look on his face.

"Snapped!"

Mu Huang slapped Tang Xiaohu and sent him flying, making him spin several times. The elegant young man was knocked unconscious on the ground like a dog.

"Bah! Bad luck!"

After Mu Huang finished speaking, she thought of Xiao Wu and Xiao Cao, and thought, "I feel more comfortable getting along with my animal friends. After all, they are simple."

Xiao Heizi on the side was stunned. It seemed that the master he followed was as hateful of evil as his friend Qingluan. He didn't know whether it was a blessing or a curse.

The people on the side hurriedly moved away, not knowing what conflict had occurred between the two people in front of them that led to a fight. However, they all sighed that the young man who started the fight was so handsome. They did not expect that he was so small and yet so violent. The people who received the test paper immediately returned their attention to answering the questions.

The black rat demon dragged the legs of the unconscious young master Tang Xiaohu to the outside of the brothel, threw him randomly and then came back.

"Little Blackie is really sensible"

Mu Huang was very satisfied with Xiao Heizi's operation.

"Master, you taught me well~, Master, please!"

Xiao Heizi took the brush and test paper handed to him by Xiao Si and handed them to Mu Huang.

“Oh, it’s so difficult!”

"The questions from the Oiran are too difficult. We will never be able to share a room with her~"

"Yes, is this something people should know?"

"Hehe, you all know how difficult it is, right? It's up to me, the master, to take action!"

Mu Huang looked at the people in front of him shaking their heads and saying it was difficult, and couldn't help but want to laugh.

"Hua Cha~ The Oiran has something special!"

After seeing the questions on the test paper, Mu Huang was slightly shocked, then smiled slightly and said to himself, "Hehe, luckily I'm a time traveler, Oiran, these are child's play~"

Question 1: Why can a donkey fly?

Question 2: Who is not afraid of pain?

Question 3: Which sea has no water?

fourth……

There were ten questions in total, and Mu Huang answered them all, filling in the questions like eating elixirs, dead people, sea of ​​fire, etc. in order, with a satisfied sound of "tut-tut" in his mouth, and even a little disdain for the courtesan's childish questions. He signed his name and then Xiao Si took it away, folded it in half, covered it up, and sent it to the courtesan's room.

"Master, how can a donkey fly?"

Xiao Heizi also took a test paper and asked in confusion.

"You don't even know this. If I were a spirit like you, I would be able to fly on clouds and mist."

Mu Huang was preparing to trick Xiao Heizi.

"So that's it!"

Xiao Heizi said that after learning it, he really thought that the donkey had become a spirit.

"Little Blackie, let me ask you, why can mice fly? Note that they are ordinary mice! Not spirits like you!"

"Master, in this case, the mouse cannot fly." Xiao Heizi said affirmatively.

"Stupid, the mouse ate the elixir."

"Ah?" Xiao Heizi was confused.

“Why do snakes fly?”

"Master, the snake has eaten the elixir, right?" Xiao Heizi said in surprise.

"Stupid, the snake ate the mouse!"

"Ah this!" Xiao Heizi was shocked again.

“Why do eagles fly?”

"Master, the eagle eats the snake, so this should be correct!"

"Idiot! Eagles can fly! Xiao Heizi, your IQ is worrying!" Mu Huang looked at Xiao Heizi with pity.

"Ah... this... ah?... As expected of you, Master. The questions asked by that courtesan cannot compare to yours at all!"

Xiao Heizi was completely convinced.

After a while, the middle-aged man came to the stage and shouted, "Please invite the young master named Mu Yun and the courtesan to spend the night with us!"

"Here here!"

Xiao Heizi shouted for Mu Huang. Xiao Heizi had heard the master and the knocked-out Tang Xiaohu call themselves by this name before, so he shouted without thinking.

Mu Huang felt that Xiao Heizi would be very useful as a younger brother. He thought that since he had two maids, Xiao Wu and Xiao Cao, to serve him at home, he could use Xiao Heizi to serve him outside. It would be quite pleasant to be a master.

"Master, please follow me."

A little Si came forward to lead the way for Mu Huang. Mu Huang pulled Xiao Heizi behind her and went to the backyard. It was quiet and not as noisy as the front hall. From time to time, a woman passed by and after seeing Mu Huang's appearance, she would wink at Mu Huang, but was whistled at by Mu Huang and ran away.

"I don't accept it! Why can that pretty boy be in the same room with Qiqi?"

"Me too!" a bunch of people started to make a fuss.

"Everyone, since Mr. Mu Yun has won the favor of the courtesan, he must be capable. I will now circulate Mr. Mu Yun's answer to everyone." The middle-aged man spoke on the stage again.

"Great! I was wondering how the donkey could fly. Turns out it ate an elixir! Hahahaha" A young man was so happy that he felt like his funny point was hit.

"Great! It's really great! We are willing to admit defeat!" Everyone was convinced.

"Such a fantastic idea is indeed a perfect match for Liu Qiqi!"

A man who looked like a scholar nodded, but felt a little sad in his heart.

Mu Huang and Xiao Heizi were led to the door of a room, and then Xiao Si left. The two chatted without caring whether the courtesan in the room could hear them. In fact, the courtesan heard everything clearly.

"Master, I'm afraid your body is female and it won't work... How about I do it for you, Master?"

Xiao Heizi's words were shocking. Heizi had always thought that Mu Huang was a woman, just a beautiful woman who was as violent as Qingluan. However, in the end his understanding was correct, and Mu Huang's self-perception was wrong.

"Snapped!"

"What are you thinking, little black man! Even if I don't have the ability now, it won't be your turn!"

Mu Huang gave Xiao Heizi a big fight, and then thought, "I would rather chat with her about life all night long ~ tell her what's in my heart ~"

Xiao Heizi didn't care at all and wasn't angry, he was just extremely thick-skinned and with the two big guys by his side, that was better than any chance. Plus with his own natural abilities, if he encountered an enemy, his friend Qingluan and this big guy friend would protect him.

"Master, I mean, my magical power sensed that the treasure I'm looking for is in the room of the Oiran Liu Qiqi!"

Xiao Heizi said something shocking again.

"What!? What kind of magic weapon?" Mu Huang asked hurriedly in shock.

"Master, the magic weapon should be a... Hey! Master, the jade pendant on your waist is glowing!"

"Hmm?... There must be one of the four fierce beasts nearby! Although I don't know which one it is! No, I have to protect the Oiran! You just stand guard at the door!"

Mu Huang thought of what the Suzaku Fairy said. Didn't she expect that her jade pendant also had this function? So she talked nonsense seriously and pushed the door open to block Xiao Heizi out. She was not curious about what magic weapon Xiao Heizi was looking for. She just wanted to chat with the courtesan about life for a night. After all, she couldn't do anything without Dalong.

Mu Huang thought to himself that if the four ferocious beasts came, they would come. After hearing what Zhuque Xiaogaigai said, it meant that no one would be killed in the short term, so why should I panic?

"Sir, you are here~"

Liu Qiqi was sitting at the round table in the room peeling tangerines. The tangerines were piled up like a pyramid, a golden pile with a green to white tangerine on the top. It was obviously not ripe yet and was used for decoration. If you take a bite, you would probably feel the same as those e-commerce live broadcasts of fruits that fail after tasting, so sour.

Liu Qiqi greeted Mu Huang who came in, and her voice made Mu Huang feel numb and pleasant to the bone.

"Miss Liu! I think..."

Mu Huang swallowed her saliva because she saw the courtesan's face without the veil. In fact, she was almost as pretty as she was, but looking at herself was definitely not as pleasant as looking at others.

"You want to ~?"

Liu Qiqi's seductive eyes made Mu Huang's heart pound. It was as if she was trying to draw out Mu Huang's desires. She wanted to see how bad Mu Huang was. The courtesan Liu Qiqi thought Mu Huang was very interesting.

"I want to have a long chat with you..." Mu Huang was still staring at the courtesan.

"Stop pretending, little phoenix! Do you really want to spend the night with me?"

The courtesan Liu Qiqi suddenly spoke in a serious tone which scared Mu Huang. The room was well soundproofed. Xiao Heizi, also known as the black rat spirit, who always had good hearing, had no reaction at all outside the door. It was obvious that the room was under a spell.

"I didn't expect that there are still phoenixes in this world. It really opened my eyes~"

"Ah? You...I...who are you?"

Mu Huang was shocked and curious about who this courtesan was and how he knew she was Phoenix's.