Reborn as a phoenix, Qingluan took a fancy to her

The beggar guessed for a moment and thought that the young lady was just sympathizing with women.

"Stop talking nonsense, go bid tonight!"

"Ah! Me!?"

The beggar was confused and thought, how could a beggar like me have the right to buy an oiran for one night?

"Little beggar, predict how much money the others will pay. Also, you can call me Master from now on."

Mu Huang thinks this guy is quite useful, just like Xiao Heizi, and intends to promote him, but does not plan to bring him along. Having Xiao Heizi is enough and he is very versatile, so let the little beggar be a tour guide in this city for a day.

"Ah, sir? ... The richest among us will probably only give a hundred thousand coins, and the others will probably only give a few tens of thousands of coins at most."

The beggar was wondering in confusion why a woman like you asked me to call you master, but he became obedient after being glared at by Mu Huang.

"Take this money, take a bath, buy yourself some clothes, and then go and bid to win the virginity of the courtesan. After bidding, ask the madam to redeem the girl. Do you understand?"

"Ah this!!!"

The little beggar was holding a stack of silver bills. The denominations of each bill were so large that his hands were shaking. He had never seen so much money before.

"After you redeem her, bring her to this place right away. Do you understand? If you dare to think of it, your cucumber will be cut off! If you bring her back, the remaining money will be yours."

"Yes, yes, Master. I will definitely do it quickly! Master, just wait and see tonight!"

The beggar understood what was said, and as he felt the pain in his phantom limb, he immediately agreed, thinking that this was a way to get rich!

After this mess, Mu Huang didn't want to go anymore, so she went back to the restaurant. Before she went back, she used her magic power and magical powers to restore the broken giant tree. Protecting nature is everyone's responsibility~

"Squeak~"

"Daddy is back!"

Mu Bai pounced and hung on Mu Huang, unwilling to come down.

"Hey! What are you all doing here?"

Mu Huang found that everyone was in her room, including Xiao Heizi. They were all sitting around the big round table in the room, eating melon seeds and peanuts, drinking tea and chatting.

"Master, we are listening to the jokes told by the lady and it is so funny!"

Xiao Wu took the initiative to answer the call.

"Hmm? Little green bird, are you stealing my master's skills again?"

"Think about how many fireballs you still owe me!"

Mu Qingqing was very happy to see Mu Huang come back, but she still pretended to quarrel.

"Um, what a nice weather today, hahaha~"

The truth is that Mu Huang doesn’t even know how many fireballs he owes Mu Qingqing, so it’s up to others to say it!

"Master, we are gathered together to tell jokes. Madam and Xiao Heizi have told a lot. Master, don't you want to tell some?"

The blue whale demon fish started to make a noise.

"Come on, come on, daddy!"

"Okay! Now that my precious daughter has spoken, I will show off my ugliness! But what I am talking about is a question. Whoever answers it correctly is smart, and whoever answers it right is a fool."

“How many legs does a cow have?”

Mu Huang's lips curled up. Xiao Heizi was the only one in the field who had experienced Mu Huang's tricks. He didn't expect that the master would have new questions. He immediately started thinking, thinking that the master's questions would not be that simple! There must be some conspiracy or trap!

"Daddy is so stupid! A cow has four legs!"

"Congratulations, baby girl, you got the answer right! Yes, Daddy is too stupid~"

No one else competed with Mu Bai for this question, as they all thought that Mu Huang's first sentence was just to tease a child.

Xiao Heizi OS: "Oh my god, the master doesn't play by the rules. Is it that simple?"

“How many hairs does a cow have?”

"Here it comes! These kinds of questions that have no answer are so fascinating!" Xiao Heizi shouted in his heart, and then looked troubled as he pondered.

"Ah, this..." Xiao Wu also fell into deep thought, and so did the others.

"Did the baby goose girl answer it?"

"No..." Mu Bai replied, still thinking hard.

"Little stupid goose girl hahahaha"

Mu Bai: “Woo woo woo”

"A coat of fur!" Mu Qingqing's mind lit up and she suddenly thought of the answer. After all, she had followed Mu Bai for the longest time and gradually learned to think from Mu Huang's perspective.

"Congratulations, little green bird, you got it right!"

Mu Bai: "Mom is awesome!"

Little Fish and Little Bug: "Great!"

Xiao Wu and Xiao Heizi: "Madam is amazing!"

Xiao Cao: "Madam is very smart!"

Mu Qingqing always felt something strange when she heard the word "very smart", and she felt that it was not a good word.

Mu Huang was the first to applaud, and then everyone applauded and cheered.

"Then may I ask why, little green bird?"

"Why? It's just a coat of hair. Why?"

Mu Qingqing looked confused.

"Hey grass, stupid little green bird! Hahaha, so stupid!"

“Pfft…cough cough cough…hahahahaha”

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"

"So you need to feed the geese with grass, geese, geese, geese, geese."

"Hahaha, daddy's words are so funny hahaha"

Xiaoyu just drank a mouthful of water and choked! Everyone laughed, mixed with goose calls, and no one knew who laughed so wildly.

"Little Red Bird, if you do that again, I definitely won't be fooled!"

Mu Qingqing's face flushed, she felt bad and was unwilling to accept the challenge again.

"Okay! Don't regret it! If you don't answer correctly tonight, you're all stupid~. If you answer correctly this time, you won't even have the reputation of being smart anymore!"

"Stop talking nonsense and get started, little red bird!"

“How many legs does a donkey have?”

"Dad, you just said that"

"Just now I said a cow, this time it's a donkey! How can they be the same? Come on, little darling, answer it."

"Four!" Xiao Heizi answered quickly.

"Oh, little black guy finally spoke up. Congratulations on getting the title of the smart one!"

"So how many hairs does a donkey have?"

Xiao Heizi was silent. This was definitely not as simple as before, but he couldn't think of the trap no matter how hard he tried.

"It's still covered in hair!" everyone answered.

"This is the answer, right? Wrong!"

Mu Huang looked at everyone and nodded, giving everyone a wrong result.

"How can it be wrong, little red bird? What else could it be?" Mu Qingqing asked.

"No hair! Because I'm talking about a bald donkey! Bald donkeys have no hair!"

"Ah master, you are playing word games, you are cheating!"

Xiao Wu shouted.

The intimate elder sister Xiaoyu found it interesting and thought about it for a while, but couldn't come up with an answer so she watched the others perform. Xiaochong, like Xiaoheizi, the two mermaid maids and Mu Qingqing, tried hard to think of a solution but couldn't.

"Yeah, who can understand your word games? You can't use homophones!"

"Okay! We won't play homophonic games next time! But you have to make a bet! Those who can't answer must admit that they are stupid! You have to make a bet too, little darling. Come on down."

After Mu Huang put Mu Huang down, he used his hands to create something out of thin air, and made several prepared letters of recognition and placed them on the round table, along with a red ink pad.

It was written on the paper that if you couldn't answer, you had to admit that you were a fool, and also their names. It was just a short sentence that needed to be signed and fingerprinted.

"Come, come, take the letter of identification with your names on it, press it first and give it to me~"

Everyone thought it was very interesting and pressed their handprints one after another. Mu Qingqing thought that Little Red Bird had a lot of things to say today, things she had never heard of before! In fact, Mu Huang just wanted to change her mood.

"Here you are! Listen carefully! If you have any questions, please ask them in advance, or you will accuse me of playing word games again~"

"Imagine you are human, and there are two cups of water in the desert, one is poison and the other is urine, which one would you drink?"

"Oh, Daddy, this is disgusting! I don't want to drink anymore. I'm dying of thirst~"

"Haha, you little idiot~"

"Woooooooo..."

"Ah... this... the master's question is really unique..."

Xiao Heizi said that the difficulty of the master's questions has increased.

"Master, how long will it take to get out of the desert, or is there an oasis nearby?"

“Without an oasis, there is still one day left to get out of the desert!”

Mu Huang thought that this little fish was the smartest, and his question was similar to what my mother asked.

"So you can ask, master, can that poison kill people?" Xiao Wu also asked hurriedly.

"You will die immediately after drinking it~"

"Ah, this..." Xiao Wu became depressed again.

"Little Red Bird, whose urine is that!"

"Little green bird, you...something's wrong with you! What do you mean by asking this!"

Mu Huang was shocked. He didn't expect someone would ask this!

"Don't get me wrong, I just want to know what kind of animal's urine it is. The urine of some animals shouldn't have a strange smell, right?"

After Mu Qingqing's explanation, Mu Huang breathed a sigh of relief. He thought a female pervert had appeared.

Mu Qingqing was thinking, "If it's yours, Little Red Bird, or Mu Bai Baby's, I wouldn't mind~ Hey! Qingqing, when did you become so perverted? Qingqing, stop imagining that!"