Reborn as a phoenix, Qingluan took a fancy to her

"Don't worry, old man. We will be back in two days~"

"Okay, okay! You guys have worked so hard!"

After the Kitchen God finished speaking, the statue was pasted back on the wall of the stove. The farmer brother and sister were unaware of what was happening in the kitchen.

Xiao Wu and Xiao Cao didn't feel any breath at all, as their species level was too low. Only gods and demon kings and demon saints could feel the breath of demon gods and were lucky enough to have come into contact with them.

Xiao Wu thought that since he was misunderstood by the Kitchen God, then let the misunderstanding continue. He and Xiao Cao would probably have to keep pretending to be the Demon God's maids. It was not appropriate to move their mistress now that she was seriously injured.

Xiao Wu Xiao Cao then groped around the house and finally found the room that looked like the little boy's room! After leaving the siblings behind, they returned to Mu Huang's residence.

The two girls had just sat down on the small stool and were about to lie on the small table to sleep when they were immediately startled by Mu Huang's talking in his sleep.

"Fuck! I'll do it!..."

Mu Huang just shouted loudly, raised his right hand towards the sky as if trying to grab something, and after he finished shouting, his right hand dropped down as if a thread had broken.

"Sister, what does the master mean by 'original'?"

Xiaocao asked Xiaowu puzzledly.

"I think the master is reciting a poem... I think he recited something in the carriage: 'It's because I am in this mountain...'"

Xiao Wu thought about it, but felt that the old man's speaking habits were a little strange.

"Oh! You are worthy of being my sister. What did the old man mean when he shouted "Brother, you smell so good" while he was sleeping in the carriage?"

"Ah? This... why are you asking so many questions! Go to bed!"

Xiao Wu obviously didn't understand this topic which was too beyond the scope.

"Sister, but I can't sleep!"

Xiao Cao was very bored, and the two girls suddenly heard Mu Huang talking in his sleep again:

"This Binbin is just lame~"

……

I don’t know how many days had passed, but one day it was almost evening on the other side and the sunset was beautiful.

"Hurry up, Miss Xiaoyu!"

The black rat demon, also known as Xiao Heizi, was walking in a forest with Xiaoyu.

"No, my feet hurt and I can't walk anymore."

"Alas, humans are trouble!"

As soon as Xiao Heizi finished complaining, shouts suddenly rang out from all directions and a group of bandit-like people rushed over.

"Stop! Stop!"

The leading bandit led dozens of people to surround Xiao Heizi and Xiaoyu tightly.

"ah!"

Xiaoyu was so scared that she hid behind Xiaoheizi and grabbed her clothes.

"Kid! Leave the money in your pocket and the beauty beside you and get out of here! Otherwise I'll chop you down!"

After hearing this, Xiao Heizi immediately thought to himself, "Huh? The bandits that the master mentioned about robbery? I wonder if the method of dealing with it that the master said is useful, so that I don't waste my magic power."

The innocent little Heizi didn't realize the seriousness of the situation. He just shouted at the group of people in front of him with one hand:

"How is your mother?"

"Ah! What did he say!"

The bandit leader couldn't believe his ears and suspected that he had heard it wrong.

"Boss! He he he he is cursing our mothers... "

A younger brother took over.

"Ah! Boy! I'm going to chop you up, come on and chop him to death, don't hurt my little beauty~"

Xiao Heizi gave Xiao Yu a look to reassure her, and thought to himself, "This is obviously a good thing to say. Isn't it a good thing to greet the other person's mother?"

Xiaoyu was then pulled aside by a small bandit. The small bandit swallowed his saliva and didn't dare to take advantage of her because the boss was watching.

Xiaoyu was not panicked either. She had already known through the past few days of getting along with them that except for herself, Sister Muhuang and the others were not like Xiao Heizi in front of others, so naturally they were not worried about her and Xiao Heizi's safety.

However, ever since the monster dispersed everyone that day, I missed Sister Huang very much. But Xiao Heizi said that he didn't know where Mu Huang was, so I could only follow Xiao Hei. He said that if I followed Xiao Hei, I would always find Mu Huang.

It had only been a short time since Xiao Heizi transformed, so he didn't understand the ways of the human world very well. However, Mu Huang had taught him a lot of abnormal and unnatural words and the skills of quarreling. He didn't even realize that Mu Huang was trying to trick him with his greeting. Anyway, Mu Huang felt that as a monster, there was no need to worry about his safety.

"clang!"

"Huh? Why is my knife broken? How come he is not hurt at all!"

A bandit was very confused.

"clang!"

"Ouch! My face!"

Another bandit also chopped over and was hit in the face by the rebound of the knife, leaving a big red mark which was very painful.

"You useless thing, you can't even do any work properly, let me do it!"

The bandit leader who was about to do something bad to Xiaoyu felt very unhappy after hearing these two sentences. He thought, what's the point of doing something if you can't even do it right!

“Dang!~”

"Pfft!"

"Boom!"

"You, you, you! Are you a human or a ghost?"

The bandit leader chopped and stabbed with a big knife. The head was too hard and bounced back. The neck was not marked and there was no force point, just like chopping cotton. The stabbing made a sound of intestines being pierced, but there was no blood. Even the damaged clothes returned to normal. The leader was instantly panicked, and the group of bandits next to him were also very panicked.

They all thought, "Could it be that the robbery is not a human?"

Then I heard Xiao Heizi say: "Don't worry, I'm neither a human nor a ghost~"

"Oh, luckily it's not a ghost... What! If you're not a human, then what are you!?!"

The bandit leader just breathed a sigh of relief and thought he had met a hard qigong master. In this dynasty, there were many people who claimed to be qigong masters, indestructible hard qigong masters, alchemy masters, etc., but they were all scammers. The bandit leader thought he had really met one, but he immediately reacted and breathed his breath back.

"Your grandpa is Gray Immortal~"

"call out!"

Xiao Heizi just waved his sleeves, and all the surrounding bandits fainted. Only Xiaoyu, himself, and the bandit leader were left.

"Grandpa Gray! Please spare my life! I have a 20-year-old wife and I can't let him be a widow! And a six-year-old child! The child can't be without a father at such a young age!"

When the bandit leader saw Xiao Heizi's move, he immediately played the family card. When he saw his brothers lying on the ground, not knowing whether they were alive or dead, he immediately broke out in a cold sweat. He thought that this was definitely not an ability that a human could possess. Since it was neither a human nor a ghost, it must be a monster!

The bandit leader thought, "This beautiful woman is definitely not a human but a ghost. That's right! How can an ordinary woman be so beautiful! You can't find such a pretty woman in eight hundred miles, no, eighty thousand miles! She is definitely not a human! I actually wanted to rob a monster! It's over, I don't know if I can fool them with these words. The most important thing is to save my life!"

"Oh? Lead the way! Take me to your home to see your twenty-year-old wife and your six-year-old child!"

Xiao Heizi looked at the bandit leader with a sad face in front of him and said, he has learned a lot from Mu Huang. The first is that he is very serious, and the second is that he likes to show off. The famous quotes and idioms he learned from Mu Huang are not much less than those of Mu Qingqing.

"Ah! This..."

The bandit leader hesitated immediately after hearing this.

"Let's go!"

"Ah? Oh..."

The bandit leader obediently led the way in the direction of the mother and daughter he had robbed and killed before, thinking to himself, "What should I do! What should I do! I'm afraid I'm going to die today!"

Xiao Heizi led Xiao Yu to follow the bandit. Xiao Heizi had already seen that the bandit was lying, and wanted to see how he would cover it up. He couldn't help but think, "Hehe! The master's way of being serious is really funny! I, the rat, love to see people get anxious, scared, and embarrassed~"

After walking for a while, the bandit leader led Xiao Heizi and Xiaoyu to stop in front of the wooden door of a house surrounded by an earthen wall.

"Why did you stop? Knock on the door!"

Xiao Heizi urged with a smile (harmonious).

The bandit leader knocked on the door with determination! Suddenly, a voice came that frightened the bandit leader and his legs were shaking.

"The door doesn't have a latch, you can just push it and come in~"

Only to hear a woman's gentle voice reach the ears of the three people, and Xiao Heizi thought to himself, "What the hell? There really is a young wife?"

The bandit leader's legs were shaking with fear. He had heard the voice of this woman before! It was the mother and daughter he had killed before, the mother of that little girl! His heartbeat accelerated, but he still suppressed his fear and pushed the door open to lead the two monsters behind him in.

The bandit leader was in a dilemma, facing a situation with wolves in front and tigers behind. He could only move forward, because what was behind was even more terrifying.

"Squeak~"

"Daddy, you're back!"

After the three entered, they were shocked by the scene before them.

Xiao Heizi is not a human and can see things that humans cannot see. Xiaoyu is not an ordinary person either. As the reincarnation of the Queen Mother of the West, she can see things with her divine eyes. In their eyes, the houses in the courtyard are covered with cobwebs, overgrown with weeds, and covered in dust. There are also bloodstains on the door frame of the main room.