My host is cold and scumbag

Qi Ni's personality is very good at self-attack, just like the years when he was a canary, he has been looking for sugar in the glass shards, and a little bit is enough to keep him alive for a long time. It is impossible for him not to know that living in such an environment is not good, but what can he do? He has no social skills, no education, no skills, and no smart brain.

He has a kind and gentle heart and a dedicated personality. He also has a gentle and handsome face. His best value lies in staying in a villa, cooking, sleeping and laughing with others.

Others said that you are living a life that others are fighting for, a life that others will never be able to achieve in their lifetimes. He felt that this was the worst life he had ever lived. So when he first saw Zhao Xinyun talking to her, he was just thinking that it would not get worse, but better.

Miss Zhao doesn't need to like him much, she just needs him.

As long as Miss Zhao doesn't mention those things, he will pretend that they never happened.

And today is the day he will release the comic.

When he started to draw his first comic, he drew Miss Zhao from behind. Miss Zhao was tall and broad-shouldered, with a straight figure and a cold temperament. Miss Zhao was wearing a windbreaker and smoking, and he fell in love with her at first sight. Using a flower as a medium, he drew Miss Zhao's surprised and warm eyes.

In his imagined encounter with Miss Zhao, he should be the cleanest, the most outstanding, and the best looking, and Miss Zhao should be the tallest and brightest sun among all the people. If it were a painting of Miss Zhao, there would be no need for a long plot to set up, one glance would be enough to determine his life.

-Will we meet again?

Miss Zhao replied.

-Yes.

He thought about the name of the comic for a long time, but he was not satisfied with the mess of homophonic idioms and a bunch of nouns. But he was a little impatient to make his love for Miss Zhao public, so he thought for a long time and typed in the name column of the comic.

Name: Miss Zhao.

Author: Ni Baby.

The somewhat crude comics were not very popular when first released. He told his internet friends about it in a post. Of course, the netizens gave him a warm response.

From then on, Qi Ni began to work on his comic career so hard that he forgot to eat and sleep. As a result, Zhao Xinyun didn't have a good meal for three months. To be honest, he missed hot meals a little.

Although Qi Ni didn't cook for her, she was very affectionate and affectionate to her, so much so that Zhao Xinyun thought that this guy was starting to want to take advantage of her labor for free.

Finally, one night, Qi Ni pressed Zhao Xinyun down on the rocking chair and kissed her. Zhao Xinyun finally asked, "What are you doing recently?"

Qi Ni was having a great time kissing, the rocking chair was like a cruise ship swaying on the lake. He looked like he was drunk. Qi Ni had recently gained a lot of inspiration from Zhao Xinyun. Every time he spent time with Zhao Xinyun, the dopamine in his brain could not be settled, and he had to draw it to settle his restlessness. He was even influenced by the fans, and tried out the fans' shameful ideas bit by bit.

To be honest, it’s really beautiful.

Miss Zhao never stopped him from making trouble, even for the matter of not taking off his pants, Qi Ni always complained to Miss Zhao but got no solution. Then he learned a word from the fans' comments.

frigidity.

In the end, Qi Ni and her fans reached an unspoken goal, which was to cure Miss Zhao's sexual frigidity.

At this moment, he didn't even listen to what Zhao Xinyu said, his mind was full of the advice given to him by the fans.

-Why wear so many clothes? Who likes thin arms and legs these days? Of course people like waists.

-Who said they don't like thin arms and legs? It's very powerful to hold the waist and grab the bed sheets. With the height ratio between Miss Zhao and Baby Ni, Miss Zhao must be very strong. She can definitely pick up Baby Ni in one go.

-Miss Zhao’s hands are so beautiful, all in all, they must be just right for wiping the gun barrel.

-Ahhhh, sisters are all so good. Say more.

-Hey hey hey, kitchen kitchen, ahhh, Miss Zhao’s waist is so thin, and her legs are so white!

Qi Ni's painting style is bright and warm, and the atmosphere of the intimate scenes is ambiguous. It is all Qi Ni's passion that has nowhere to go. Fans have a lot of imagination, and the fan girls who are slightly attracted by it screamed. Qi Ni couldn't control herself when she saw Zhao Xinyun.

Zhao Xinyun was wearing a round-neck cotton pajamas. Qi Ni nudged her neck for a long time, biting her flesh. Zhao Xinyun put her hands on the armrests, tilted her head, and looked at Qi Ni's clothes that were carefully rolled up, revealing her white waist. Her hands were still dishonest, and they were consciously grabbing her hem and pushing it up. Zhao Xinyun's thin waist was slowly pushed out, and Qi Ni moved her waist.

The rocking chair rocked violently.

"I'm hungry." Zhao Xinyu closed his eyes, his tone still as calm as ever.

Qi Ni gritted his teeth on Zhao Xinyun's shoulder and climbed up reluctantly. When he reached the stairs, he looked back at Zhao Xinyun.

Zhao Xinyun straightened her clothes, took a tissue to wipe the saliva off her neck, then covered her waist and abdomen with a small blanket and continued to lie down.

Qi Ni looked at it and gritted her teeth secretly, almost...

He ran downstairs and posted another request for help.

What should a woman do if she has no worldly desires?

-Get drunk.

-Dietary supplements.

-Some color art.

Qi Ni asked, what is color art.

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Zhao Xinyun has become more worried recently.

She lay on the sofa in the living room with her head tilted back, checking the progress with the system.

Zhao Xinyun: When can this task be completed?

System: It's up to you. Don't tell me I'm really curious, are you really not impulsive?

Zhao Xinyun: ...

System: Otherwise, if Qi Ni really dies, won’t all your efforts during this period be wasted?

Zhao Xinyun took a deep breath: Is there any hope?

System: Difficult.

At this time, Qi Ni was busy wiping Zhao Xinyun's nosebleed. This shows that Qi Ni is a person who listens to advice. Zhao Xinyun thought she could resume her normal diet and life, but who knew that Qi Ni wanted to kill her.

And Zhao Xinyun is still communicating with the system.

"The orbits of the Son of Fortune in this world are normal. You'd better not contact them. Their fortunes will clash with yours. The laws of nature in this world will not show mercy to you. If you die in an orbit related to the Son of Fortune, you will really die." The system comforted Zhao Xinyun.

"You mean, Qi Ni will have a conflict with the Son of Luck during this period." Zhao Xinyun pondered for a while, and the system smiled and said, "The Son of Luck has nothing to do with Qi Ni. It is simply Qi Ni's own calamity. Didn't I tell you that Qi Ni would not live long anyway?"

"When did you say that? When you picked me up, you only said that Qi Ni wanted to live and asked me to practice." There was blood between Zhao Xinyun's fingers. Qi Ni wiped Zhao Xinyun's hands with a wet towel in pain.

"Yes, I'll give you some practice before he dies, so that he can live a few more years. What's the problem?" the system continued.

Zhao Xinyun paused. He then sneered, "No problem."

She looked quietly at Qi Ni, who had a look of self-blame on his face. Qi Ni's eyes were watery. Looking at Zhao Xinyun's eyes, he kept saying sorry.

Zhao Xinyun stretched out her hand. Qi Ni was stunned for a moment, then she stretched her face over and rubbed it against her palm. She looked even more pitiful when she looked at her. Zhao Xinyun rubbed Qi Ni's smooth face with her thumb and asked in a low voice, "Qi Ni."

"Hmm~" Qi Ni replied softly.

"Do you like this life?"

Qi Ni nodded gently, put one hand on the back of Zhao Xinyun's hand, grabbed her wrist with the other hand, and kissed Zhao Xinyun's fingertips. It was a kind of extremely dependent satisfaction. He whispered: "I like it very much."

"So do you feel happy now?" Zhao Xinyun's voice was low and hoarse. Qi Ni heard a gentle tone in it, and he answered in a mysterious way: "Very happy, very happy."

- Ding, mission completed, mission points issued. Open the points redemption panel.

-004 Initial activation completed, wish you a happy work.

This was a mechanical voice, and at this time another voice chuckled.

-This is my first time using this thing, have fun at work, Xiaoyuner. Oh~ no, congratulations on completing the task.