Naruto: Farming in the Sand Village with Pokémon

(Again, warm reminder, don't eat while reading this chapter)

March 34rd, the 12th year of Sunagakure.

Yu immediately ran to the Sunagakure public toilet...and the base next to it.

This is Master Gale's experimental base, one of the famous attractions in Sand Village, and the Shit Escape Base.

It is also known as the first forbidden area of ​​Sand Village.

Ah Fei and Shining Mud are Liefeng's right-hand men, and many ordinary Muds are Liefeng's subordinates.

The forbidden area was filled with stinking mud and unspeakable pollutants, and no one dared to enter.

Because of the existence of Liefeng, the Lie clan defeated the Jia clan and the Zong clan and became the number one ninja clan in Sand Village.

But the reputation of the Lie clan was completely shattered, and the Chouchuni clan was no joke.

Whenever Yu passed by here, he would speed away.

But this time, he wanted to take Liefeng as his master, so he had to go in and find Liefeng.

Yu took a deep breath, lowered his head and rushed in.

Fight for love!

As Yu entered the base, he fell.

Because the ground is slippery.

Yu sat up, supported himself on the ground with his hands, and found that his hands were sticky.

Hmm, the touch doesn't feel right...

The base was very dark and Yu couldn't see what was on the ground.

Yu's face turned pale, he seemed to have guessed it...

But he didn't smell that smell?

"Mud~"

Yu heaved a sigh of relief when he heard the call of the stinky mud under his feet.

It turned out to be a stinky mud.

Luckily it wasn't shit.

This stinky mud is the gatekeeper of the base. Since no one has ever dared to break into the base, the stinky mud just lies on the ground and sleeps.

But Chouchuni didn't expect that someone would dare to break into the base today!

Stinky Mud immediately started to fight back, spraying "mud shots" from its mouth towards Yu.

At this time, Yu was falling on the stinky mud and was hurt by the mud shooting.

"Ah~, big brother, stop hitting me, I was wrong!"

Yu's face was covered in mud and he accidentally took a bite.

After being attacked, Yu immediately bounced up to avoid the subsequent attacks from Stinky Mud.

"Mud! Mud! Mud!" (I spray, I spray, I spray)

Stinky Mud was enraged by Yu and began to attack continuously.

Yu relied on the Sharingan to dodge in the small passage of the base, avoiding all attacks.

Stinky Mud stopped attacking and looked at Yu breathlessly, ready to go all out.

Stinky Mud's eyes were fierce, and he gathered his strength to shoot out a "sludge bomb".

With a loud bang, Yu was soaked like a chicken covered in shit.

Yu's eyes were dull, he smelled an indescribable smell.

He finally realized that something was wrong with the mud.

This smell...

This is not mud...

Yu licked his lips, confirmed his guess, and lay on the ground and vomited.

"Ugh~"

Yu felt so sick that he almost vomited bile, and his spirit completely collapsed.

Uchiha's eyes showed a fan-shaped pattern of five parts humiliation, four parts anger, and one part grievance.

The three magatama on the fan-shaped diagram slowly flowed and gradually gathered into the shape of a windmill.

Yu lowered his head, his body trembling.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Yu's mouth gradually opened and he began to laugh wildly.

Black flames burned on his body.

Gale's base exploded.

A giant Susanoo was killing people in the base. Shiny Mud commanded the other Muds to form a "Nine-curve Yellow Shit Formation" to resist with all their might.

Seeing that the situation was not good, A Fei immediately notified Lie Feng.

Liefeng quickly rushed to the battlefield and became anxious when he saw that the Stinky Muds were at a disadvantage.

The stinky muds in his base are all his treasures. He would be heartbroken if he lost one.

It took these stinky mud guys two and a half years to learn the "Nine-bend Yellow Shit Formation". You can imagine the effort he put in.

There are as many as 110 sealing techniques used in it.

Regardless of the consequences, Liefeng took out machine guns and cannons and launched the "S-level Shit Escape: Multiple Mud Bomb Technique".

“Da da da, da da da da da…”

On this day, the Sand Village was completely destroyed.

Because public toilets are located in residential areas, which are the most densely populated areas.

"Dad, look at the sky, it's raining yellow! It's so beautiful~"

A little girl pointed to the sky excitedly and said innocently.

"What? Yellow rain?"

The man looked up and stared at the sky curiously.

"Oh, indeed..."

As he was speaking, a spot of mud fell on the man's face.

"Hmm...Hmm? Shit!!!"

The man picked up some mud with his finger, tasted it, and found something wrong.

"Run! It's raining shit from the sky!"

The man immediately picked up his daughter and ran back home as fast as he could.

"Oh my god, this weather is terrible!"

"Oh my god, this is a wonder of the ages!"

"You're still in the mood to complain, run!"

Psyduck is doing its daily patrol in the residential area, happily eating the candies given by the children.

It had just opened a candy and was about to throw it into its mouth when a speck of mud fell on the candy.

"Quaa?"

Psyduck stared blankly at the candy in his hand, with his head tilted, not reacting to what was happening.

For some reason, all the mud spots avoided Psyduck and fell around it.

Psyduck looked at the yellow mud spots around him and smelled something...

Psyduck always felt that this scene was familiar, as if it was a black guy last time...

"Cuck!"

A wave of bad memories came to his mind, but Psyduck screamed and its body glowed blue.

The entire sky of the Sand Village was covered in blue light, forming a protective shield that blocked the "rain" from the sky.

"Duck is so handsome!"

"Wow, you are worthy of being called the Duck God!"

"Hold the grass! Awesome!"

The residents noticed that the mud spots in the sky stopped falling, and they all gathered around Psyduck, praising it with words that made its face blush.

"Ah~"

A blush flashed across Psyduck's face and he touched his head embarrassedly.

Psyduck's spell was interrupted because he was shy.

No one noticed that the blue shield in the sky disappeared.

...After that, everyone ran back home with mosaics on their bodies and scrubbed their bodies vigorously.

At the center of the battlefield, all the Kage-level warriors from the Sand Village have arrived.

The fight between Liefeng and Yu was stopped, and both were tied up like dumplings.

Even if Sunagakure doesn't punish them, the two of them will go bankrupt just by paying compensation for mental damage.

On this day, the villagers of Sand Village were filled with resentment.

This incident was recorded in history as the "Double Twelve Disaster Day."

Luo Sha came forward and made up a story, claiming that "aliens attacked the Sand Village", successfully diverting people's grievances.

Sand Village, Police Department Prison.

Zoro looked at Liefeng and Yu in front of him, not knowing how to start the interrogation.

Liefeng and Yu didn't have time to change their clothes, so they are still dressed in yellow.

But the two of them acted as if nothing had happened and were in the mood to chat.

Zoro was afraid that if he offended the two of them too much, his life would be difficult in the future.

His ruthless swordsmanship has been cultivated to the twelfth level, and he has become a hidden boss in the Sand Village.

It’s not that he can’t beat the two of them, it’s that he doesn’t want them to fight.

If you win, your mentality explodes, and if you lose, your mentality explodes even more.

Zoro pondered for a moment, threw two confession letters to the two men, and stood up and left.

Liefeng and Yu signed and admitted all the crimes.

The fight between the two affected a large area, but actually no buildings were destroyed.

Only the Liefeng base was destroyed, while the public toilets next to the base were intact.

Afterwards, the streets were cleaned up by the stinky muds, and everything that Sand Village had experienced today seemed like a dream.

As for the mental damages suffered by the villagers, they were naturally borne by the aliens.

The two were put in solitary confinement for a month and were required to pay compensation to the suffering villagers.

Liefeng and Yu got to know each other through fighting, and they became close friends regardless of age difference during this month.

Especially after knowing that Yu came to become his disciple, Liefeng was so happy.

He finally found his successor!

The two became both teachers and friends, and Liefeng's team successfully added a new member.

Liefeng patiently taught Yu the "Secret Art of Shit Escape" and gave Yu six extremely talented stinky muds.