Naruto: Farming in the Sand Village with Pokémon
Chapter 184: The Farce at the Sand Village Newspaper Office
All the famous masters of Sunagakure are on the list.
There are 12 Kage-level masters, and Ebizo, as a Kage-level goalkeeper, ranks last, with a bounty value of exactly 30 billion.
砂隐原本拥有精英上忍68人,后加入宇智波15人、血之池3人、土蜘蛛2人,总共88位精英上忍。
Therefore, there are exactly 100 people on the Heavenly Ranking, and Fei Yi, the newly promoted elite jonin, ranks last.
Of course, hidden masters like Roger and Pakula are not on the list.
Land Ranking:
NO.1, Nagato, bounty value 5 million.
NO.2, Scorpion, bounty value: 4 million.
NO.3, Zi Luo, reward value: 4 million.
NO.4, Xiaonan, bounty value: 4 million.
NO.5, Xiang Jiu, bounty value 4 million.
NO.6, Sarah, reward value 4 million.
NO.7, Fu, reward value: 3 million.
NO.8, Yashamaru, bounty value: 3 million.
NO.9, Maki, reward value: 3 million.
……
NO.100, Yahiko, bounty value 1 million.
The ground list lists ninjas under the age of 15, including reserve ninjas.
Yahiko is a well-known laggard and has not even learned the Three Body Technique yet.
But he has powerful Pokémon, so he is ranked last.
Otherwise, Yahiko wouldn't even be qualified to be on the list.
The two lists, with 100 ninjas each, once again ignited public opinion in the ninja world.
The crowd, who were originally discussing bloodline and mystic family, quickly shifted their focus and started discussing the cake makers in each village.
However, the Sand Village newspaper office was in chaos at the moment.
"Bakayaro, you are such a jerk! Why do you rank me 12th? Do you know how the ninja world evaluates me now?"
Ebizo grabbed the newspaper president's collar, yelled angrily, and spit all over his face.
The crystal lamp spirit stared at the newspaper president grimly, its ghost-fire eyes showing desire.
I want to suck
"Lord Ebizo, calm down, calm down..."
The newspaper president was being stared at by the crystal lamp spirit and was sweating profusely, so he tried hard to comfort Ebizo.
"What Kage-level goalkeeper? What weakest Kage-level? What Sand Village's number one backer king? Why am I not as good as that Uchiha Yu kid?"
Ebizo put down the newspaper president, feeling very aggrieved.
He is just a fifty-year-old baby, why is the ninja world so malicious towards him?
He was defeated by Ye Cang in the beginning. He was not as good as Ye Cang, and he accepted it.
Why is the Uchiha brat ranked higher than him?
That brat is Liefeng's disciple!
From now on, he could not raise his head in front of Liefeng, nor in front of Fugaku.
The more Ebizo thought about it, the more aggrieved he felt. He decided to go back to his sister for support and find fault with Uchiha Yu.
He has to vent his anger!
What? You asked him why he didn't go to the trouble alone?
If he could beat Uchiha Yu, would he still be here arguing with the newspaper president?
That's the Mangekyō Sharingan. He's a novice in illusion, so he'll just be killed if he goes up there.
Chiyo has Slow King and his sister standing behind him, so he dares to bully Uchiha Yu.
(Uchiha Yu: What did I do wrong? Why are you bullying me? QAQ.)
"Lord Ebizo, as compensation, we promise to write a special issue of the newspaper to praise your great achievements."
The newspaper president wiped the sweat from his forehead and breathed a sigh of relief.
Upon hearing this, Ebizo patted the newspaper president's shoulder with satisfaction, then turned and left with the crystal lamp spirit.
Less than two minutes after Ebizo left, the second uninvited guest arrived.
Chi Luo grabbed the collar of the newspaper president fiercely and said angrily: "Why am I not as good as that old guy Zong Yu? Don't you know how amazing my physical skills are?"
Chi Luo said this, pulling up his sleeves to show his arms that were as thick as pillars.
After Sunagakure obtained the Book of Seals from Konoha, he practiced physical skills hard and learned the Eight Gates.
He has already learned six subjects, he is definitely better than Zong Yu.
"You're arranging it blindly! You have one day to change it, or I'll beat you up!"
Chi Luo looks like a tattooed muscular man, with two big guys, Guai Li on his left and Quan Quan Xiong on his right, looking like gangsters.
All the employees of the Sunagakure newspaper hid under the table and watched the newspaper president face Akara alone.
They were also holding photo balls to record the current scene, which is their quality as reporters.
Chi Luo left after saying this. He didn't want to be taken to police for beating someone.
In fact, he just looks fierce, but he is a little princess at heart.
The newspaper president burst into tears. He finally realized that he was in big trouble.
The newspaper president watched Chi Luo leave and was about to wipe his sweat when the third uninvited guest arrived.
"Why am I ranked 100th? Do you look down on me?"
Yahiko ran in with his teeth bared, pointing at the newspaper president.
He is teammates with Nagato, Konan, and Kajuu, so his ranking is really poor.
The three members of Nagato were in the top ten of the local ranking, but he was at the last place.
This is targeting! Naked targeting!
The newspaper president looked at the child in front of him and was stunned.
It would be fine if the adults bullied him, but how could even a child dare to blame him?
"Where did you come from, little brat? If you didn't have the elf, you wouldn't even be able to squeeze into the top 100. Not only are you not grateful to me, but you're also blaming me!"
The newspaper president picked up Yahiko and threw him out the door.
"Ow~"
Yahiko fell on his butt and cried out in pain.
"Asshole, things change over time, don't look down on the young and poor!"
Yahiko got up and yelled at the newspaper editor.
"Oh, I'll wait for you to come back in thirty years."
The newspaper president rolled his eyes in response, blatantly ignoring Yahiko.
Yahiko got angry and sent out Flareon, "Flameon, burn this guy's ass with sparks!"
Flareon fired a burst of sparks, hitting the target accurately.
"Ah! There's a fire! Water! Get some water!"
The newspaper president was so angry that he jumped up immediately and rolled on the ground.
Flareon had a good grasp of the situation, the sparks weren't very powerful, and the flames quickly went out.
Although the newspaper president was not seriously injured, his pants were burned, revealing his white butt.
Emmm, the Black Forest was also burned down.
"Do you know my strength? Hurry up and improve my ranking, or I will squat in front of the newspaper office and bully you every day."
Yahiko said this and left gracefully.
"Wow, wow, wow, even a kid bullies me! Oh, heaven and earth! What sin have I committed!"
The newspaper president cried while holding the little bird. The ninja who came to cause trouble was relieved when he saw the miserable appearance of the newspaper president.
Orochimaru even took the time to run over from the experimental base and stated that he was also a ninja from the Sand Village.
He is such a powerful Kage-level warrior, how can we ignore him?
Orochimaru was emotionally stable, but his Pokémon were very irritable.
The five giant snakes, the Abo Monster, the Rice Spoon Snake, the Monarch Snake, the Sand Snail Python, and the Honey Snake, stared at the newspaper president with vicious eyes.
Especially the weird old man, he was so angry that he wanted to strangle the newspaper president.
Its male god is powerful, kind, intelligent, and incomparable... (8000 words omitted). He is the best person in the world, but he can't even make it to the list?
The old monster tied up the newspaper editor-in-chief and made a hissing sound with his tongue like a snake.
The newspaper president was scared to death and nodded his head repeatedly.
He didn't understand the elven language, but if he didn't nod, the Abe monster would hit him with his tail.
Newspaper president: I want to die and I’m depressed.
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