Naruto: Farming in the Sand Village with Pokémon

Gengar made the front-page headlines in newspapers all over the ninja world, except in Sunagakure, where Gengar's headlines were snatched away.

《Shock! The seal master Liefeng and his shit friend have a tryst in the woods! 》

The newspaper contained a picture of Liefeng talking to Ah Fei, and a picture of the two of them entering the woods one after the other...

The evidence is conclusive!

Today, the sales volume of Sunagakure Daily crushed that of Tomato Daily next door.

The cover of Tomato Daily is Gengar, while the cover of Sand Village Daily is Fierce Wind and Afei!

"This is really a death wish! After today, our opponents may be defeated."

Inside the Tomato Newspaper Office, Morgans looked at today's sales and sighed with joy instead of worry.

Morgans looked at the Sunagakure newspaper office next door with pity. He didn't expect that the opponent he had fought for so long would end up killing himself.

After a long battle, the Sand Village Newspaper Company and the Tomato Newspaper Company became complete enemies.

Neither side can do anything to the other. Both are large newspaper companies with strong backing and backgrounds, and will not fall easily.

Especially after the Sand Village Press established long-term cooperation with the Begonia Literary Newspaper, the Sand Village Press reversed its decline and became a well-known newspaper in the ninja world, competing against the Tomato Press.

However, Morgans wrote the article himself and relied on his strong professional ability to crush the Sand Village Newspaper under his feet.

The Sunagakure newspaper fell into a disadvantage again and had to seek change, transforming from a current affairs newspaper into an entertainment newspaper.

In order to gain traffic, the Sand Village Newspaper started to do everything it could, recruiting a large number of entertainment reporters and editors, and hired employees from a certain shock department at high salaries to draft various popular headlines.

The Haitang Newspaper Company far away in the River Country is in an uproar and dares not reprint today's Sand Village Daily.

"Quick, end the cooperation with the Sunagakure newspaper!"

The editor-in-chief of Haitang Newspaper stood up in a hurry, tore up the newspaper in his hand, and held a meeting to order all employees to keep silent.

This news is too exciting. It's okay to publish news about 208w normally, but the Begonia newspaper would never dare to publish gossip about a veteran of Sand Village like Liefeng.

Liefeng is well-known in the ninja world for being petty-minded. In order to take revenge on his opponents, he is willing to hunt down ruthless people all over the world.

It would be fine if they just chased after the victims with a secret bomb, and they could just clean themselves up afterwards, but Liefeng and A Fei, the "Shit Escape Duo", also came up with many other tricks.

Secret hamburgers, secret fries, secret ration balls, stinky mud cola...

The editor-in-chief of Haitang News felt cold all over and was shivering with fear.

Sand Hidden Village.

Liefeng didn't know why everyone looked at him strangely along the way today.

His nickname "King of Shit" had long spread throughout the ninja world. In the past, when he walked on the street, others would look at him with fear, afraid to get within 3 meters of him.

Today, something is wrong...

Liefeng went to the Elders' Council to punch in for work in a confused mood. When he was slacking off and reading the newspaper, he found out the reason.

"Asshole! How dare someone pretend to be me!"

Liefeng slammed the table angrily and stood up to find Ah Fei.

Of course Liefeng couldn't find the culprit because Ah Fei couldn't remember what happened yesterday.

Luo Sha used his superpowers to hypnotize Ah Fei, making Ah Fei forget the experience of meeting him.

Liefeng couldn't find the person who framed him, so he ran to the Sand Village newspaper office.

Liefeng: "Stop publishing today's newspaper and issue an apology. This is slander! Blatant slander!"

The newspaper president smiled and said, "Calm down! Calm down! Our newspaper is now an entertainment newspaper, and our main goal is to entertain the public. As for authenticity, it is not very important."

How could the newspaper president agree to this? All today's newspapers are sold out.

Make a lot of money!

He was blinded by money and forgot the name of Liefeng.

Of course, there is one most important reason. Liefeng never attacks his own people. He only attacks his enemies.

As the official newspaper of Sand Village, the president of Sand Village is confident that Liefeng would not dare to do anything wrong in the Sand Village newspaper.

Then, as expected, the accident happened.

Lie Feng was so angry that he lost all his reason. He took out his secret weapon and blew up the newspaper office.

……

Tomato Newspaper.

"Why is there no movement next door? Could it be that Lord Liefeng has changed his personality today and didn't bring the secret grenade?"

Morgans listened in the corner for a long time, but didn't hear any explosion or crying.

Niu Ma Yi: "President, Lord Liefeng is not allowed to bring small hamburgers. Small hamburgers are more powerful than bombs."

Niu Ma Er: "No way? Lord Liefeng's little hamburger has only been used on Konoha's Ministry of Foreign Affairs. It is said that it took 9981 days to make. He should be reluctant to use it on the Sand Village Newspaper Office, right?"

Niu Ma San: "But can he really bear the way the Sand Village Daily News framed him today? I think Lord Liefeng should give the neighbors a big meal."

Niu Ma Si: "Hiss! Could it be the legendary culmination of all, the most powerful SSS-level secret technique in history - the V50 package?"

Niumawu: "I heard that the whole ninja village can be painted with colors, four finger-licking shit-flavored chickens, fifteen hot and spicy shit-flavored chickens, and two cups of secret small Coke."

Morgans listened to the employees' arrangement of the gale in silence and decided to go next door to see the situation himself.

Morgans brought four of his younger brothers, five fully armed people, and slowly moved to the door of the Sand Village newspaper office with their backs to each other. They carefully stuck their heads out and looked at the scene inside.

Liefeng was holding a large sack and continuously throwing bombs out, each of which could splash five meters away.

Niu Ma Yi: "The whole room is filled with yellow..."

Niu Ma Er: "Fortunately, Sunagakure has good infrastructure and the walls are all made of stone. Otherwise, if the wall collapsed, our newspaper would also suffer."

Morgans covered his face and screamed in fear: "Stop sighing! Save them!"

Upon hearing this, the four of them took three steps back in unison.

Morgans: "..."

Just when the scene fell silent, the door of the Sunagakure newspaper office suddenly opened, and the newspaper president rushed out with a group of people.

"Ahhhhhh! Run away!"

"The King of Shit is mad!"

"Ouch! My butt!"

A bomb hit some unlucky guy's butt, and the bomb exploded, staining his entire back and hair.

Everyone's body was in an indescribable state. Morgans had his back to the door and could not react in time, so he was hit over and over again.

Four employees were facing the gate and slipped away as soon as they noticed something was wrong.

It’s not that they didn’t want to remind Morgans, it’s just that the situation was urgent and there was no time to remind him.

After Liefeng chased out, the four of them turned back and carried Morgans to the bathroom with a white cloth.

Morgans had fainted, his body covered with footprints and mosaics. It was unclear whether it was due to severe physical or mental trauma.

Today is destined to be an uneasy day. The Bangira couple, who were showing their love on the streets of Sunagakure, became the second victims.

The two Banglas were so in love that they didn't notice the danger coming towards them at all.

A group of people ran past them. Bangila felt a pain in his stomach. He looked down in confusion and found that his body was covered with mosaics.

"class!"

Bangila was completely furious, and he sprayed all the destruction forward without any care.

Liefeng paused and quickly retreated away from the furious Bangila.

Liefeng regained his senses at this moment, looked back and realized that he was in trouble.

Seeing that the culprit had disappeared, Bangira calmed down a little and hurried to the river to take a bath.

Teacher: Now is not the time for revenge. Write it down in your notebook. I will complain to Luo Sha after I have cleaned myself up.

The wife of the old class teacher: I am confused...