Naruto: Farming in the Sand Village with Pokémon

A new history of the Uchiha clan was revealed, with Shisui and Itachi becoming the first victims.

During one of his free times, Shisui was talking with Kasumi and accidentally learned about the "real" past of his family.

"Mom, you lied to me, didn't you? Why is it different from what I learned in the tribe school?"

Shisui was dumbfounded, he was beginning to question his life.

It seems that the Sand Village is a "poor little thing" and the Uchiha is the "poorest of the poor little things".

Xia rolled her eyes awkwardly, trying to keep a straight face and said:

"Why would I lie to you? This past is too shameful, so it is not recorded in the family history. What you see in the history books is true, but the origin of it..."

"Shisui, this is a family secret. I heard it from your great grandfather. Don't tell anyone about it."

Xia pinched her thighs hard under the table to prevent the situation from breaking.

The story that Teacher Mina made up was so outrageous that she couldn't bring herself to tell it.

She voted against it at the clan meeting. Even if they want to make up history, can't they make it a more normal one?

The patriarch's train of thought is truly bizarre.

Childhood sweethearts, chasing his wife to the crematorium, dying at the hands of his beloved, his family implicated...

What kind of melodramatic story is this from a novel?

"So, Madara and Hashirama are truly in love, and what's written in the storybook is true?"

Shisui muttered to himself, in a trance.

Xia's pupils trembled, and she exclaimed, "Shisui, how could you read this kind of book?"

Could her son be gay?

Kasumi thought of the close relationship between Shisui and Itachi, and her body felt cold. She seemed to have discovered the truth.

What should she do? If she intervened forcefully, would she be considered an unenlightened mother?

If we don't intervene, are we just going to sit back and watch?

No, the key is Xia Bai. Xia Bai will definitely break Shisui's legs.

It's over! Damn it!

Shisui looked at the bewildered Kasumi and said awkwardly, "Mom, isn't this the storybook you read every day? You left it on the desk last time and I accidentally saw it."

Xia heaved a sigh of relief when she heard that.

"Shisui, this is just a little hobby of mommy's. It's not suitable for boys to read. Don't flip through mommy's books randomly in the future, okay?"

"understood……"

Ever since he learned the truth about his family, Shisui has been frowning all day and has practiced even harder.

The secret history of the Uchiha clan spread within the family, and more and more Uchiha clan members learned the "truth" of history.

Itachi soon followed in Shisui's footsteps and learned of his family's "tragic experience".

When two problem children come together, a wonderful chemical reaction occurs.

Shisui was curious: "Itachi, you don't seem to be in a good mood?"

Itachi shook his head, "It's okay."

Shisui whispered, "Have you heard rumors in the family? Recently, the family secret history was leaked by someone and has spread throughout the clan."

Itachi: "Did you hear that too?"

Shisui: "Well, damn Konoha, evil Senju, how dare you bully me Uchiha like this! I must avenge my family in the future!"

Itachi: "Yes! For Sunagakure, for the Uchiha!"

At the age of nine, Shisui opened three magatama, breaking the Uchiha history record.

At the age of five, Itachi opened a magatama and became the new generation leader of the Uchiha clan.

The Uchiha family tasted the sweetness, and the Uchiha high-level officials confirmed the feasibility of the plan and secretly promoted the spread of "The Secret History of Uchiha".

They use this "history" to educate their children without considering the consequences at all.

If you spread a rumor enough times, it will become true.

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Sand Village, Kazekage Building.

"Luo Sha-kun, please take a look at this book."

Jialuo hurried in, his tone extremely excited.

"Hmm? The Secret History of the Uchiha?"

Luo Sha was dumbfounded when he saw the five big words on the cover.

He knows the plot, what secret history could the Uchiha have?

Luo Sha read this work and felt something was wrong the more he read.

"Karura, where did you get this book? Didn't the Uchiha clan crack down on such an outrageous book? This has seriously affected the reputation of the Uchiha clan."

"Rosa-kun, Mikoto gave it to me. This book has not been published and is only circulated among the Uchiha. Could it be that this history is not true?"

"..."

Luo Sha was silent. Could it be that he had seen a fake Naruto?

Being from the Uchiha, it is a bit more realistic.

Luo Sha began to brainstorm.

"Hi~"

Luo Sha took a breath and made a huge contribution to global warming.

Thinking back to the time when he used seduction techniques to transform into the naked Senju Hashirama, Madara-sama had a strange reaction...

This can't be true?

Naruto is a passionate anime, how can it broadcast such 18+ content?

Luo Sha successfully achieved logical consistency and thought he had discovered the truth.

Victim +1.

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Elf Alliance Community.

"I didn't expect that Uchiha Madara's past was so tragic, wuwuwu."

Uzumaki Kushina, who was in confinement after giving birth, burst into tears after reading the "Secret History of the Uchiha" in her hands.

"Damn Senju Hashirama, he is the first Hokage. He betrayed Uchiha Madara and also betrayed Mito's grandmother."

Uzumaki Kushina cursed angrily, she became a member of "Senju Hashirama's lifelong black".

Victim +2.

"Kushina, this may not be the truth. Don't just believe it."

Minato reminded from the side.

Minato successfully angered Kushina, and was forced to believe the contents of the secret history after being scolded by Kushina.

Victim +3.

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An unknown small town.

Tsunade came out of the casino sighing, it was another day of being ripped off.

Suddenly, a book flew to her feet.

"Um, what?"

Tsunade picked up the book and saw the five big words "Uchiha Secret History". She raised her eyebrows and began to read curiously.

"No, this is impossible! It's fake! This has to be fake!"

Tsunade was furious and wanted to kill the bastard who spread the rumors.

In fact, Tsunade was shaken in her heart.

She couldn't help but recall that when she was a child, her great-grandfather always mentioned Uchiha Madara.

She thought of her grandmother always talking about grandfather, but she would always mention Uchiha Madara in passing.

She thought of her second grandfather again, who cursed Uchiha Madara every day.

Tsunade returned to her residence like a walking corpse, as if her soul had been sucked out of her, and began drinking all day long.

Victim +4.

"The Secret History of Uchiha" was secretly circulated in the ninja world, and by the time the Uchiha clan reacted, it was too late.

There are more and more victims, and more and more black fans on Hashirama Senju.

Senju Hashirama would never have imagined that his reputation would collapse inexplicably.

It's obvious that he and Madara are innocent!

He is not a scumbag! (Erkang hand)

Hashirama Senju was badly slandered, and Madara was not much better off.

Madara became synonymous with love-brained, and Madara digging wild vegetables became a new term in the ninja world.

In "The Secret History of the Uchiha", Madara was kicked out of the house and lived by digging wild vegetables when he was wandering in the ninja world.

Is this bullshit?

It’s authentic! Absolutely authentic!

This is top secret information from within the Uchiha clan!

The arrogant Madara-sama has never done any housework and can do nothing but kill people.

Although he was extremely powerful, he only wielded his sword against the strong and never attacked the weak. When he was penniless, he could only dig wild vegetables to make a living.

The onlookers: Oh, how pitiful! I feel so sorry for her.

(Author: Doghead Baoming)