Naruto: Farming in the Sand Village with Pokémon

The Elf League was extremely lively after the King's Tournament. Kurama ran from the Sand Village to the Elf League area every day, leaving early and returning late, full of fighting spirit.

That's right, it's in love.

Kurama is different from ordinary Nine-Tailed Fox. It has a very unique appearance and immediately won the attention of Ice Nine-Tailed Fox.

Most of the Nine-Tails in the Ninja World are Fire-type Nine-Tails. The number of Ice-type Nine-Tails is very rare, and almost all of them are concentrated in the Snow Country, with a few in the Water Country.

As the most powerful being in the Nine-Tailed Fox clan, Ice Nine-Tailed Fox looks down upon other Nine-Tailed Foxes.

However, Jiu Lama is very powerful and has a strange appearance, so out of curiosity, Ice Nine-Tailed Fox started to interact with it.

The two foxes fell in love so beautifully.

Kaguya Sakura recognized Kurama's identity, the nine-tailed beast, and was extremely happy about it, so she tried her best to match the two foxes together.

Under the guidance of Kaguya Saharu, their progress was extremely fast. They fell in love at the speed of light, got married at the speed of light, and went to bed at the speed of light...

Their progress is stuck at the third step.

Ice Ninetails was surprised to find that Kurama was actually impotent.

As a chakra creature, Kurama doesn't have that thing at all, so he can't have sexual relations, let alone produce offspring with the Ice Nine-Tails.

Bing Jiuwei was extremely unhappy about this. He had even taken off his pants, wasn't this just bullshit?

After one night, Ice Ninetail dumped Kurama.

Jiu Lama: Bingbing, listen to my explanation!

Ice Nine-Tailed Fox: What's there to explain? You can't satisfy me, let's break up!

Jiu Lama: Pawn.

This incident happened in the Spirit Alliance area, causing the Tailed Beasts to become a hot topic overnight, "The Tailed Beasts are all x-incompetent!"

Shukaku, who was strolling around the Sand Village every day, was the first to see the headlines. He was so angry that he tore the newspaper into pieces, and then he and his seven brothers beat up Kurama.

Finally, the nine tailed beasts reached an agreement and blew up the Tomato Newspaper's headquarters.

With a loud bang, Morgans was blown into the sky, shouting "I will definitely come back", and then turned into a star and disappeared into the sky.

The villagers of Sand Village were not bothered by this and continued to work calmly.

The reputation of Tomato Newspaper has declined rapidly in recent years. The reason is that the quality of the newspaper is declining rapidly.

In order to save costs, Morgans laid off many editors, and now most of the content of Tomato Daily is produced manually.

The newspaper office didn't have many employees, so not many people paid attention to it after it was bombed.

……

"Luo Sha, I want to be a Pokémon, I want to have x ability!"

Mini Jiu Lama sat on the desk, covering his face with his paws and crying in grief and anger.

It finally caught up with the goddess, but was dumped in less than a day. It was so heartbreaking.

"I can't do anything about this. You are a chakra creature, how can I help you become a Pokémon? If you were a summoning beast, I would have a way..."

Luo Sha helplessly looked at Kurama who had been crying for the whole morning. He didn't expect that this was a love-brained beast.

"Bingbing! My Bingbing! Wuuwuwu~ You must have a way. As long as I can turn into a Pokémon, I will be your fox and your horse and will definitely obey your orders."

Jiu Lama rolled off the table to the ground, holding on to Luo Sha's legs tightly.

"Hey, stop rubbing your snot on me!"

"I don't have snot, this is chakra energy!"

"You...are really six."

"It's just a small use of chakra energy. When true feelings come out, I can't help it... Don't change the subject. I want to be a Pokémon! Wuuwuwu~ I want to be a Pokémon!"

Luo Sha rolled his eyes. The mini Kurama was taking advantage of its cuteness to commit crimes, but he didn't fall for it.

At this moment, Scorpion pushed open the door of the office, holding two-year-old Gaara in his arms.

"Dad, hug me~"

Gaara got off Scorpion, ran to Rasa, opened his arms and waited for Rasa's response.

"Gaara, why are you here in the Kazekage Building?"

Rasa held Gaara on his lap, in the same way he had held Scorpion before.

"Shukaku said that it wants to become a tailed beast with x-power. Only you can help it with this matter, so I came to you to ask for your help."

Gaara blinked his clear big eyes, his pupils were as bright as the stars, his eyes moved, looking at Luosha with full of expectation.

Luo Sha's ears softened immediately, he rubbed Gaara's chubby little face, couldn't help but kissed him, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, Dad will find a way."

Luo Sha then contacted Xiao Ai in his mind: "Xiao Ai, did you hear what Gaara asked? Can the divine tools be used by the tailed beasts?"

Xiao Ai made her long-awaited appearance again: "Ding, the divine props can only be used by super shadow-level Pokémon and summoned beasts. Chakra creatures cannot be transformed into Pokémon."

Luo Sha's spirit body made a Korean gesture: "I have traveled through the ninja world, can't you be a little more localized?"

Xiao Ai: "Ding, the time travel master is still out of contact... Ding, the time travel master has replied."

Xiao Ai checked her mailbox and found an email from half a year ago that was blocked by the firewall. After receiving it in confusion, she found that it was a new account of the time-travel master.

How did the time travel master become an illegal immigrant? Could it be that he was too greedy and couldn't hold back and was caught?

Xiao Ai suddenly felt her life was bleak. Would she be bullied by the time-traveling god?

Luo Sha saw the ticking email address, raised his eyebrows, and excitedly clicked it with his mind: "This is a message from half a year ago? Why didn't I check it before?"

Little Love:"……"

toDear adopted son:

"My son, I am deeply moved by your daily greeting letters.

There was a small accident on my godfather's side. Seventeen years ago, the time travel department launched a new business - fast travel. I don't know which damn sand coin spilled juice on the ground, and I missed a step and accidentally slipped into the time travel door, traveling through tens of thousands of worlds.

After 17 years, I finally returned to the time travel department! I want revenge and find that damn bastard!

The Crossing Department is undergoing a major personnel change recently, and I am laying off employees. Um... the Crossing Department is currently understaffed, and the Heavenly Court is conducting strict inspections. I will send you some gadgets after the storm has passed. This is a small patch I prepared for you 17 years ago. Although it is covered in dust, it does not affect its function. Equip it first, and when your adoptive father has solved the minor problems here, I will arrange for you to be a priest in the Crossing Department."

Signed: The Great God of Time Travel.

Accessories: Ninja World patch gift pack*1.

Luo Sha looked at the letter dumbfoundedly: "Xiao Ai, do you want to come out and explain?"

Xiao Ai: "Ding, host, the time travel master forgot his original account password and changed to a new account. It has nothing to do with me."

Luo Sha: "..."

Xiao Ai tried hard to pass on the blame. It had not been able to contact the Time Travel Department for the past seventeen years and had not kept up with system updates. It was in a very bad mood at the moment.

Luo Sha didn't expect that the time-travel master was so unreliable, but if the time-travel master was reliable, he wouldn't have traveled to the wrong world in the first place.

Luo Sha wrote a letter back to the time-travel god, then rubbed his hands and received a small gift package, and a small sapling appeared before his eyes.