Naruto: Farming in the Sand Village with Pokémon

"What happened?" Uchiha Madara slowly opened his eyes and looked at Black Zetsu calmly.

"Blah blah, blah blah."

Black Zetsu finished explaining the whole story and asked hurriedly, "Nagato has been taken to the Sand Village, Madara-sama, what should we do now?"

"...The Sand Village? Ha, do they want to dance too?" Madara was silent for a moment and decided to take action himself.

"Tell me about the situation in the Sand Village." Madara raised his eyes and looked at Black Zetsu with sharp eyes.

"There are currently three Kage-level warriors in the Sand Village, the current Kazekage Saku, the Kage-level puppeteer Chiyo, and the recently famous Rasa. I have asked White Zetsu to investigate for more details."

Black Zetsu's attention has always been on Konoha. After all, he has not found Madara's successor yet, and this is related to his thousand-year plan to save his mother.

Black Zetsu had never taken the Sand Village seriously before. After all, it was a poor, weak ninja village. Now he could only send White Zetsu to gather intelligence.

At this moment, Ah Fei emerged from the ground.

"Black Zetsu, it's bad! I don't know what happened in the Land of Wind. There are tunnels everywhere underground, and there are many unknown creatures, I think they are called elves. The closer we get to the Sand Village, the more elves there are. We can't dig through at all!"

"That place is already hot, even White Zetsu doesn't want to go there, and now they keep running into elves. Many White Zetsu died, and one White Zetsu disturbed the mating of two stones and was beaten into a pulp."

"Elves can even mate. Do you think they know what poop is? I asked them, but unfortunately they can't speak."

"Speaking of Black Zetsu, what does it feel like to have a bowel movement?"

Ah Fei finished his words and started asking the daily question.

Black Zetsu's face turned even darker and he looked at Uchiha Madara for help.

"Master Madara, spirits are creatures that have appeared in the ninja world in the past two years. They seem to be summoned beasts, and they are almost all concentrated in the Sand Village. In this ninja world war, the spirits of Chiyo and Rasa also showed Kage-level combat power..."

Black Zetsu spoke softer and softer, it seemed that the Sand Village was a bit difficult to deal with.

"…Nagato going to the Sand Village may not be a bad thing. Once the bond between Nagato and the Sand Village is formed, and then destroying the Sand Village, Nagato will definitely be able to do it himself, hehe~"

As long as there is no super shadow level combat power, Madara will not take it seriously no matter how many shadows there are.

Madara is arrogant, and even though he is in such a situation now, he still looks down on the Sand Village.

Of course, it is also possible that the elderly have difficulty walking and are too lazy to move.

"Madara-sama is wise."

Black Zetsu always has a bad feeling, but as the "product of Uchiha Madara's will", it apparently cannot go against Madara's orders.

"We must investigate the Sand Village thoroughly!" Although Black Zetsu is not very powerful, his ability to escape is the best in the ninja world. He decides to go to the Sand Village in person without telling Madara.

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"Wow, is this the Sand Village?"

Walking on the streets of Sand Village, Yahiko exclaimed that the Sand Village was covered with green grass, with many planted fields, and elves walking by from time to time. It was completely different from the desert scenery he had imagined.

At this moment, a big fat yellow duck came running over, its round belly trembling, immediately attracting everyone's attention.

There’s no way around it, Psyduck is too eye-catching no matter its appearance or the way it walks.

“Quack, quack, quack!!!”

PandaDuck's face was filled with excitement. He ran closer and jumped directly towards Luosha. Luosha habitually caught the target with both hands... and fell backwards.

"Ah, Psyduck, you're heavier again!"

"Quack~" Panda duck tilted its head, as if it understood what Luo Sha said. It blinked its big eyes, tilted its head, and stretched out its two short and fat wings, trying to show that it was not that fat, but its bulging belly could not be hidden.

"So cute~" Xiaonan's eyes are starry, she has fallen for the appearance of Psyduck.

Although Yahiko and Nagato did not express anything, their eyes were also fixed on Psyduck, with a fan-shaped pattern in their eyes that showed 70% fondness, 20% curiosity, and 10% desire.

"There's really nothing I can do about you." Luo Sha stood up holding Psyduck, and the group went to Luo Sha's mansion.

The mansion was big enough to accommodate three more people. Luo Sha directly arranged for Nagato and the other two to stay in his house.

Nagato and the other two were too important, so Rasa made a decision that went against Sako's will.

Luo Sha decided to adopt a child on behalf of his father. After all, Shagu was a bachelor, and he would be very happy if he had a few more children to take care of him in his old age.

Jialuo's inner envy: I want to live here too, why can't children get married? Luosha and I are obviously in love with each other...

Looking at Karura who was in love again, Ye Cang was speechless.

After spending a long time with Karura, Ye Cang can almost guess what Karura is thinking. It's not that Ye Cang is so smart, but Karura's IQ is -250 when she is in love.

Zong Mi was also feeling jealous at this time. Was his position as the number one younger brother going to be lost?

It was obviously me who came first!

Ye Cang turned around and saw that Souya had the same expression as Karura...

No, Zongya, what’s wrong with you?

Ye Cang's face was devastated, as if she had discovered a big secret.

Is it true that you spend so much money at the age of 10?

Luo Sha was unaware of this and was still immersed in the joy of gaining three more younger brothers.

Let me count, Shira, Sasori, Yashamaru, Maki, Fu, Sara, Kakuzu, Nagato, Yahiko, Konan...

The future Sand Village group already has 14 members!

After settling the three little ones and leaving Psyduck to their care, Luo Sha went to the Pokémon Shop to withdraw money.

"Uncle Roger, how's business lately?"

Roger is now Luosha's agent. Kakuzu and Qian Duoduo send all their income and bills to Roger, who then passes them on to Luosha.

Roger has successfully developed the Rokuten Calling Technique, and is a physical ninja with elite jonin strength. He is currently a genin of the Sand Village.

According to Shagu's hiding plan, Roger will become a Genin for ten thousand years as expected.

According to Luo Sha's evil taste, Shiro will inherit his father's career and become the second generation of ten thousand year old Genin in the future.

"It's all here, you can do the logarithm." Uncle Roger took out the box and handed it to Luo Sha.

"Thanks, Uncle Roger. Please let Zi Luo come to my house more often. The boy is only 6 years old, but he stays at the training ground every day. He is really working too hard."

If I didn’t have Xiao Ai, I might not be able to sit firmly on the top position in the Sand Village.

Xiao Ai, it's time for you to come on stage!

"Little Love"

"I am here"

"Recharge"

"Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining 960 million Elf Coins. The current balance is 1000 million Elf Coins."

Luo Sha returned home and recharged all the money he had saved in the year, and watched with satisfaction as the balance increased rapidly.

Ten months later, the monthly income was almost 10 million, for a total of 1 billion taels.

If he draws another 6 times, he will get the second red one, so Luo Sha starts drawing directly.

Monopoly·Non-African·Luosha just clicks ten times in a row, and clicks 6000 times first.

"Host, slow down...Puff, sizzle, sizzle, sizzle, sizzle"

A strange sound was heard, and Luo Sha was full of question marks.

(Xiao Ai: I’m running low on stock. Don’t order so fast. I have to go get some urgent stock.)