Naruto: Farming in the Sand Village with Pokémon

(Warm tip: Don’t eat while reading this chapter.)

Liefeng and Chi Luo were taken to the interrogation department by Shagu. Ebizo was surprised to see two familiar faces coming.

"Have you also betrayed the Sand Village?" Ebizo looked at the two in shock.

"That's not right. With the brains of the two of you, if you wanted to betray me, you should have been caught long ago, right?"

Ebizo's low EQ speech successfully offended both of them.

"Hey, hey, hey, Ebizo, what do you mean? Are you saying I'm stupid?" Chi Luo suddenly became furious and swung the shackles loudly.

Liefeng glanced at Chi Luo and thought he was indeed quite stupid.

"What's the matter? Do you still want to fight with me? Don't you know who my sister is? She is the number one female ninja in the ninja world, the number one puppeteer, the number one elder... ahem, Chiyo."

Ebizo looked up provocatively and almost blurted out something.

If he said this out loud, given Chi Luo and Lie Feng's personalities, he would be severely beaten by his sister tomorrow.

The three of them started a quarrel like elementary school students, and a crowd of people stood by to watch the fun with seductive eyes.

The crystal lamp spirit saw two more people coming to the interrogation department and floated over from a distance with joy.

Liefeng and Chiluo fell silent immediately, their hair stood up on end and goose bumps appeared on their skin.

Seeing that the two stopped talking back, Ebizo was immediately amused and started to spray wildly against the crystal lamp fire spirit.

I, Ebizo, have relied on my sister and the spirits for my whole life. Who said I was born with good luck and had someone to protect me?

Ebizo happily sprayed the two men until they were depressed, and locked them up in the VIP cell.

Liefeng and Chiluo squatted in the corner of the cell and drew circles, and the desolate "Yi Jian Mei" sounded again.

The interrogation department was unusually lively today, and every place in the Sand Village was equally lively.

The Perception Ninjas, the Sealing Squad Ninjas, the Jonins, and the elves were all walking around the Sand Village, looking for possible invading enemies.

"Lord Kazekage, a jonin came to report that when his Rhydon was digging towards the public toilet, he heard a strange noise, as if... as if there was some kind of shamanic dance." An Anbu ran in and saluted to report.

"What?" Shagu looked up in shock. There was such a weirdo in the Sand Village!

"Ahem, I asked you to look for invading enemies, not... special enthusiasts."

Sha Gu waved his hand and asked the Anbu to leave. It would be better if this kind of scandal didn't make the headlines. Sand Village couldn't afford to lose this person.

"Wait, there's a shaman dance in a public toilet? Inside the public toilet? Wouldn't it affect other people going to the toilet?" Luo Sha suddenly had an idea and recalled a creature.

"...In the pit right below the public toilet." The Anbu ninja still endured the discomfort and said it out.

"Surround it, don't let it run away!" Luo Sha rushed towards the public toilet in a hurry, but stopped immediately. He seemed unable to do it.

He doesn't want to be covered in shit.

"Go, inform Liefeng to seal that creature!" Shagu naturally guessed what Luosha was thinking, so he gave the order to the Anbu.

Just consider it as Liefeng paying the price for his recent mistake.

Once Liefeng is sealed, his merits will be used to offset his mistakes and eliminate his guilt.

Liefeng, who was drawing circles in the cell, was dragged out by the Anbu ninja with a look of joy on his face.

Liefeng: It’s good to have a skill! You can get out right after you come in, hahahaha!

Liefeng raised an eyebrow at Chi Luo, then left triumphantly with the Anbu.

"Hmph, the villain is in power!" Chi Luo said that he was not envious at all, really.

Chi Luo drew circles with his hands more forcefully, and with a snap, the branch broke.

"Even you bully me!" Chi Luo threw away the branch, feeling aggrieved like a 50-year-old baby.

Liefeng happily followed the Anbu to the public toilet, but a bad feeling arose in his heart.

"Aren't you sealing the enemy? Why did you bring me to the public toilet?" Lie Feng panicked. It wasn't what he thought...

"Yes, the enemy is hiding in the cesspool. The Sealing Squad has set up a barrier, so the enemy will definitely not be able to escape."

"No, no, no, the Sealing Squad can catch it, there's no need for me to do anything! I want to go back to the cell, I want to go back to the cell!!!"

Liefeng took out the handcuffs, handcuffed himself, turned around and ran away.

"Lord Liefeng, this is Lord Fengying's order. Please don't make things difficult for us."

The ANBU ninjas showed up and surrounded him.

"Not to embarrass you? Are you going to embarrass me? I have shed blood for the Sand Village, I have shed tears for the Sand Village, you can't do this to me!" Liefeng's heart was broken at this moment, and he collapsed and screamed.

After a long struggle, Liefeng refused to enter the pit.

The Anbu ninjas made up their minds and decided to throw Liefeng in.

Anyway, everyone is wearing a mask, so Liefeng can't find a target to take revenge on.

"No, no, no, what do you want to do? Put me down! Put me down~~~~"

The Anbu still had some conscience and put a tight-fitting suit on Liefeng. After all, Liefeng was a high-ranking official in the Sand Village.

Liefeng fell into the pit and could vaguely hear the sound of a shaman dancing.

It sounds unusually pleasant, like a wizard performing a ritual, which makes people feel uncomfortable.

Liefeng was covered with an indescribable yellow substance and got up to dig towards the place where the singing came from.

"Complete the mission quickly and leave this damn place!"

When people are crazy, they will burst out with infinite power, and Liefeng is in this situation now.

After digging about ten meters, Liefeng saw a strange creature dancing in the yellow ocean.

Liefeng released the Bagua Seal with the fastest hand speed in his life, sealing the white sand coin creature that caused him to come to the cesspool into the scroll.

"What? What a kindred spirit! There are actually people who like poop. Woohoo, I'm so touched~"

Ah Fei was so engrossed in the jump that he didn't notice the coming of the fierce wind.

When he realized it, he started to feel moved and ran towards Liefeng wanting a big hug.

Then, Ah Fei entered the sealed scroll.

Liefeng completed the seal in 0.01 seconds and sealed Ah Fei.

Liefeng climbed out of the pit dressed in yellow, looking at the Anbu ninjas in the distance who dared not approach, and laughed crazily.

“Hahahaha, hahahaha~~~~”

"Come on, have fun. We have plenty of time anyway."

Liefeng rolled out a yellow ball and threw it at the Anbu ninja.

"What??" The Anbu were shocked and immediately escaped using the body-flickering technique.

There was one unlucky guy who failed to escape because Liefeng activated the sealing technique in his hand and a sealing barrier trapped him.

Liefeng remembered that this unlucky guy was the one who had just suggested throwing him in.

"You, you, you... don't come over here!" The unlucky guy looked at Liefeng in horror. After all, Liefeng was wrapped in a tights, but he was not!

"Jiejiejiejie~"

The strong wind keeps rolling the yellow mud balls, biu～biu～biu～

The inhumane screams echoed throughout the Sand Village, making those who saw it cry and those who heard it feel sad.

Seven days later, after Chi Luo was released from prison, he heard the rumors about Lie Feng and burst into laughter with glee.

"Hahaha, luckily I don't know how to seal, hahaha~"

Chi Luo didn't even change his clothes. He ran hurriedly to Liefeng in his prison uniform and looked at Liefeng with curiosity.

"What are you doing?" Liefeng guessed what Chi Luo, the birdman, was thinking and stared at him coldly.

"Come on, have fun. We have plenty of time anyway." Akara sang the song that has been widely circulated in the Sand Village recently.

"Hehe" Liefeng sneered, raised his hand, and pinched a sealing scroll.

"?" Chi Luo's face was full of question marks, he couldn't understand Liefeng's operation.

Then, a yellow torrent gushed out of the scroll and drowned Chi Luo.

"Hahahaha, this is a new sealing technique that I was inspired to develop seven days ago, S-rank Shit Escape: Yellow Ocean!"

Liefeng has become immune to shit. Anyone who dared to mock him in the past seven days has been slapped into submission by him. No one dares to talk about this topic in front of him anymore.

Liefeng has now become the second Ebizo, known as the "Shit King".

Only Chi Luo, who had just been released from prison, was unaware of this and therefore successfully took the yellow ocean from Liefeng.

Chi Luo crawled out in collapse, pointed at Liefeng with his trembling right hand, and ran away crying.

"Mom, I don't want to live anymore, wuwuwu~" Chi Luo ran while crying, and passers-by all tried to avoid him.

The next day, the news of Akara running wildly on the streets of Sand Village in an indescribable manner made the headlines, earning him the nickname "Shit Runner".