Naruto: Farming in the Sand Village with Pokémon

"Hi~"

After looking at the data of Chou Chou Mud, Luo Sha used Magnetic Release: Golden Sand Wave without hesitation to bury Chou Chou Mud.

The sand receded, leaving only a mosquito-repellent eye of stinking mud lying in its place.

Although this stinky mud has good talents, it is not Luosha's cup of tea.

I can only go back to the village to see if there is anyone who wants to raise Chouchou Ni.

The four flew over the Hell Valley and started their journey back to the village.

When the four returned to the Sand Village, they found that the atmosphere in the village seemed something was wrong.

Most of the ninjas passing by looked listless.

On the way to the Kazekage Building, he met Zoro. Zoro had a dead fish face and Commander Slash followed closely behind him.

"Uncle Zoro, has anything happened in the village recently?" Souya couldn't help but inquire about the news out of curiosity.

"Hmm? Recently, Lord Kazekage ordered a crackdown on pornography. All pornographic shops were closed down, and many ninjas were arrested and taken to the police department."

As the Minister of Police, Zoro has been very busy lately.

"Why are we suddenly launching a crackdown on pornography?" Ye Cang came up with a curious look on his face.

"Because... there is an author who wrote pornographic stories about Kazekage-sama without knowing the consequences, and he is currently being hunted down."

"Ah? Could he be the author of 'Lord Kazekage Falls in Love with Me'?" Ye Cang exclaimed, attracting the attention of all passers-by.

"Well, I just heard about such a book. After all, it sells so well in bookstores..." Ye Cang's awkward explanation was totally unreliable.

Karula was also a little worried at this time, because it was she who recommended this book to Ye Cang to read.

As good friends, the two are also the book's biggest fans and often promote it to other female classmates.

"Has the author been caught?" Karula asked in a low voice.

If she was caught, she would have to ask her father to help her get some money. The author couldn't go to jail before the sequel came out.

"This one……"

Zoro was silent. They had just caught her this morning, and now the entire police department was helping Nami destroy the evidence, hoping to hide it from Shagu.

"Why arrest the author of pornographic articles? Those pornographic films are obviously more outrageous, but they are still very popular."

Ye Cang complained bluntly, once again attracting the attention of all passers-by.

This is a brave man!

Sister, the Chief of Police is standing next to you!

"Ye Cang, be careful with your words."

Zoro gave a reminder, but ultimately did not take Ye Cang back to the police department for ideological education.

At this time, Jialuo had already covered Ye Cang's mouth. She was afraid that Ye Cang would make a mistake and expose her as well.

Because the two of them were reading pornographic novels together.

"No matter how outrageous the porn is, Master Fengying can't possibly take part in it personally. The protagonist of the porn is Master Fengying, it would be strange if he didn't catch him."

With an empty mind, Souya spoke the truth without hesitation.

Zoro endured it again and again before finally putting down his handcuffed hands.

Luo Sha covered Souya's mouth with a dark face. Could it be that Souya has been treated as a pendant for so long that he has lost his brain?

"So by arresting the author of pornographic articles, everyone else has suffered misfortune, but what about those bathhouses?"

Jialuo pointed at the row of shops curiously. There were 18 shops in the row, but only one was still open, but business was very slow.

"Karula, you are still young, you will know in the future." Zoro's face was serious. He and his men were the ones who closed those 17 stores personally.

What upset him most was that he saw many familiar faces in there, including his 78-year-old father.

"What about this row of hotels?" Jialuo pointed to a street opposite the bathhouse. Only one hotel on this street survived the disaster.

"..."

Zoro was silent because he caught his wife in the hotel the day before yesterday.

After signing the divorce agreement yesterday, he has decided to spend the rest of his life with Commander Cleaver.

The police department is now overcrowded. All those detained there are unfaithful men and women, as well as many mistresses. The worst of all is that there is a mistress.

"Don't be so curious. You will understand when you grow up." Zoro sighed, turned and left, feeling quite desolate.

In fact, the ninjas who were transferred from the interrogation department to the police department were the most miserable.

They thought that things would be much easier when they came to the police department, but they didn't expect to be so busy.

It's like a worker fantasizing that the next job will be better, only to find out that the new job is worse.

Every member of the police force is now a master at handling emotional disputes, and the big wolfhounds have also become experts in catching adultery.

A big wolfhound can tell if a person is cheating just by sniffing it.

Luo Sha and the other three said goodbye to Zoro and came to the Kazekage Building.

Shagu's Flame Chicken put on the clothes of the Anbu and blended in perfectly with the Anbu. Luo Sha almost didn't recognize it.

"Flame Chicken, you look so handsome today!"

Flammel responded handsomely and continued to meditate and practice.

"dong dong dong"

Luo Sha knocked on the door three times, and when he heard no strange sound, he pushed the door open and walked in.

Sha Gu was busy processing documents because too many people had been arrested recently and the complaint letters had piled up into a mountain.

There are not only complaint letters, but also applications for divorce, applications for property division, applications to kill the cheating partner... there are all kinds of them.

How could a dignified Fengying handle such a trivial matter?

Of course, it is because a large number of ninjas from various departments have entered the police department and are undergoing ideological education work.

There is a shortage of people everywhere in the Sand Village now.

After all, who doesn’t have some pornographic stories and movies?

I can only say that Sand Village has never swept away the yellow, but this time it has stirred up a hornet's nest.

No one was prepared and didn't even have time to hide.

"Um, Master, is this action too drastic?"

Luo Sha sat right opposite Sha Gu. In front of him were documents piled several meters high, and he couldn't even see Sha Gu's head.

"Oh, I know."

A faint sigh came from behind the file, and Shagu continued:

"So they just carried out ideological education and released him after two days. The key is that the author of the pornographic novel has gone missing and the police haven't caught him yet!"

Because the workload was too heavy, Nami was temporarily pulled over to help. She was sitting next to Shagu and was also processing documents.

When Nami heard what Shagu said, she paused for a moment and continued working as if nothing had happened.

Nami was actually very panicked inside.

Now she could only pray that Sauron could lend a helping hand and help her clear the evidence.

"Okay, I captured some Pokémon in the Bear Country, 7 Chandler Eggs and 100 Tropical Dragons. Chandler Eggs can be directly sent to the Sand Village Hospital after they are cultivated. Tropical Dragons can produce fruits in normal times and form a flying unit in wartime."

Luo Sha reported the gains of this trip and took out all the Poké Balls.

"It just so happens that Tapu Moo and the Greening Team have opened up a small oasis in the east of the Sand Village, the East Sand Oasis. Tropical Dragon will be the first group of Pokémon to move in."

Sha Gu nodded in approval and started editing the documents in his hand.

"The Tropical Dragon Force needs 100 ninjas, preferably ninjutsu-type ninjas who are good at long-range ninjutsu. Let's wait until this anti-pornography operation is over before we conduct the selection."

Luo Sha said helplessly, what is going on?

A crackdown on pornography could involve so many ninjas. It really shows how morals are declining.

God can bear witness to this, I, Luo Sha, swear to never forsake gambling and drugs.

Nami, the instigator, was as silent as a quail, hiding aside for fear of being noticed.

Nami: I will never publish pornographic stories again (?︷?)