Naruto: Farming in the Sand Village with Pokémon

At a five-film television meeting.

(It’s true! The five countries held a televised meeting.)

Ohnoki: "I am a witness. It was all done by Konoha! There is feedback from Iwagakure ninjas that they saw Konoha's Root ninjas involved in the River Country coup!"

Danzo suddenly appeared on the TV screen, pushed Sarutobi Hiruzen aside, and shouted angrily: "Fuck you!"

Shagu: "How can you be so vulgar in a dialogue between two countries? Where is Sarutobi Hiruzen? Why don't you take your mad dog back?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen pushes Danzo away and appears on screen again.

Lao Ai: "So it was really Konoha who did it! What a Konoha! I was almost kept in the dark and thought the murderer was from the Sand Village."

The meeting suddenly became quiet, and Sarutobi Hiruzen, Sago and Ōnoki looked at Lao Ai strangely.

The three of them looked at Sand Coin in surprisingly unanimous manner.

Lao Ai got goose bumps from being stared at, and shouted, "Why are you looking at me like that?"

"Yes! It's all the damn Konoha! Damn Danzo!" Shagu immediately gave Lao Ai an affirmative look.

"That's right, I, the Iwagakure ninja, never lie!" Ohnoki also said.

Since it's made up, it's not considered a lie.

Danzo Shimura once again pushed Sarutobi Hiruzen away and angrily scolded the three people, especially Lao Ai, who received special attention.

"What a bunch of idiots! You actually believed it? Lao Ai, is your brain stuck in the door? It's not full of water, is it? Fuck you..."

Seeing that the situation was not good, Sarutobi Hiruzen immediately covered Shimura Danzo's mouth and pressed him down. The figure of Sarutobi Hiruzen sitting upright appeared on the screen again.

"Misunderstanding, it's all misunderstanding! Danzo has been suffering from a mental illness recently and forgot to take his medicine today." Sarutobi Hiruzen saw Lao Ai's gloomy face and explained urgently.

"Mmmm~~~~~" A hand appeared on the screen, trying to pull Sarutobi Hiruzen away.

Sarutobi Hiruzen became ruthless and exerted force on his body, knocking Shimura Danzo unconscious.

Shimura Danzo's hands drooped limply and disappeared from the screen.

The talks finally got back to normal, but Lao Ai's face remained as dark as the bottom of a pot.

Sarutobi Hiruzen cursed Danzo Shimura's ancestors in his heart. If they had not grown up together, he would have buried Danzo long ago.

This meeting finally defined the events in the River Country. All the things that happened in the River Country were done by Danzo!

The meeting confirmed that Konoha was the real murderer with 3 votes in favor, 1 vote against, and 1 abstention.

Sarutobi Hiruzen was desperate, and he put all the blame on Danzo. In the end, the meeting passed the resolution "Confirming that Danzo Shimura was involved in the River Country coup" with 5 votes.

When seeing this resolution, Sarutobi Hiruzen felt that it was natural for some reason.

Obviously Danzo never did this!

The day after the meeting, Konoha presented an official document stating that it would severely punish Danzo Shimura, revoke all of his positions, and have him supervised by the Hokage for life.

"Hiruzen, you can't do this to me!"

In the Hokage's office, Danzo Shimura sat directly opposite Sarutobi Hiruzen and shouted angrily.

"I've shed blood for Konoha, I've shed tears for Konoha, and I've even taken the blame for you! You don't want some things to be made public, do you?" Shimura Danzo showed a determined smile.

"Danzo, this matter is too big. I must give an explanation to the Daimyo. You just have to bear with it for a while." Sarutobi Hiruzen took a puff of his cigarette and ignored Danzo's words.

This was a little interest between the two of them, and he was used to this bit of threat from Danzo.

"The roots will remain silent for a while and will reappear after this storm is over."

"Hmph, Hiruzen, you will regret it!"

Danzo Shimura slammed the door and left for the nth time. With his narrow mind, he completely hated the Sand Village.

And that damn Onoki, the old Ai of Sand Coin!

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Cloud Hidden Village, Raikage Building.

"I'm so angry. Who the hell does Shimura Danzo think he is? How dare he scold me? If he had the guts, he could have a solo on the spot. If it weren't for the TV talk show, I wouldn't have been able to hit him and he would be a corpse now!"

Old Ai was so angry that he exploded and slapped his hands, and the table broke into pieces.

In two days, 66 desks have been replaced in the Raikage's office.

The Anbu moved the broken table away and replaced it with a new one.

The new table was obviously a cheap product; the wood wasn't even painted.

Irabi calmly sat on the sofa and compose music. He found that Niu Gui loved to listen to rap, so in order to get closer to Niu Gui, he became a rapper.

"No, start a war! Send troops immediately. Konoha must either hand over Danzo Shimura or go to war with us!"

"Inform the Daimyo that Shimura Danzo has violated the taboo of the ninja world. In order to maintain the Daimyo's authority, Kumogakure is willing to send troops to kill Shimura Danzo!"

The more Lao Ai thought about it, the angrier he got. He slapped the table again, smashing it to pieces, and gave the order to start a war.

When Irabi heard what Lao Ai said, he put down the music sheet in his hand and stopped him, saying, "Brother, now is not the time to go to war with Konoha. It is in our interest to let Sunagakure fight Konoha."

"Do you want me to swallow this anger?" Old Ai slammed the table angrily again, but hit nothing.

The Anbu outside the door was contacting the merchant for delivery, and the new table had not arrived yet.

"We can find a way to make Konoha and Sunagakure go to war!" Irabi held his chin with both hands and began to think about the plan.

"Huh? Yeah, why didn't I think of that!" Lao Ai stood up excitedly and gave Irabi a bear hug.

"Alas..." Irabi sighed helplessly. As one of the few brains in Kumogakure, he sometimes felt desperate.

Why do people like to train their muscles but not their brains?

However, before Kumogakure could take any action, Konoha and Sunagakure were about to start fighting.

The Fire Country's Daimyo summoned Sarutobi Hiruzen and ordered him to send troops to the River Country to kill the River Country's rebel - Kawatobi.

The River Kingdom has always been a vassal of the Fire Kingdom. Now that He Fei has rebelled and taken power, the River Kingdom has completely broken away from the embrace of the Fire Kingdom. The Fire Kingdom Daimyo is the first one that cannot tolerate this.

The Fire Country Daimyo believed that the River Country coup was not done by Konoha because it was not in Konoha's interest.

Moreover, the Daimyo of the Land of Fire knew Sarutobi Hiruzen, and he believed that Sunagakure was the mastermind behind the incident.

Sarutobi Hiruzen agreed to the Fire Country Daimyo's request without hesitation.

Rumors are flying around Konoha now, and many Konoha ninjas and villagers have begun to question his abilities.

He needs to divert the conflict, and war is the best way to do that.

As a ninja hero, Sarutobi Hiruzen is in his prime and he is confident of victory.

Konoha has always been the number one ninja village!

Konoha, led by Hatake Sakumo, dispatched 1 ninjas to attack the River Kingdom.

The Daimyo of the Land of Fire also sent an army of 10 to accompany the Konoha ninjas.

War is about to break out in the River Kingdom.

The River Kingdom was unable to resist the attack of the Fire Kingdom, so He Fei immediately contacted Nami and asked for help from the Sand Village.

The Sand Village has already prepared for war with Konoha.

Konoha has now taken the lead, and Sunagakure is happy to see it happen. Chiyo leads 1 ninjas to the River Country.

Luo Sha and other four people are also in the team. Luo Sha is the deputy commander, Muneya is the vanguard officer, Ye Cang is in charge of the flying unit, and Karula is in charge of logistics and medical care.