Zhang Shunfei: "How can you eat a rabbit when it's so cute?"

Kuchiki: "Don't you feel embarrassed when you say that yourself?"

Zhang Shunfei: "Steamed or braised."

Kuchiki: "Remember to give me a share."

Zhang Shunfei's Xiaowu huddled in the corner, terrified.

Back to Kula, Kula said: "But to marry Xiao Wu, you have to get past Tang Hao. Go and discuss it with mother, forget it, I want to go there, she will be the first to vote against it, mother is like this, if you want to do something, she will oppose it first. There is a saying that goes, this thief must have a vicious plot."

Kula: "Xiao Wu is so stupid, she should be easy to deceive."

Kula suddenly had an idea and came up with a plan.

Kula came to Notting College to set up a fortune-telling stall.

After an entire afternoon of hard work, Tang San and Xiao Wu finally arrived.

Xiao Wu: "What is this?"

Tang San: "I didn't expect that there are fortune tellers in Douluo Continent."

Xiao Wu: "What is fortune telling?"

Tang San: "Just a liar."

Kula: "My friend, you can eat whatever you want, but you can't say anything you want. There is nothing in this world that I don't know, only God knows."

In the spirit space, Xingyu's Xiaowu said: "This guy is smoking a pipe without any smoke."

Xingyu: "If you travel through time without reading the script (Douluo Continent), what's the difference between that and sending yourself to die?"

Back in the underworld, Xiao Wu said: "Why don't we die?

Kula: "Girls, do you want to calculate your marriage?"

Xiao Wu said excitedly: "Marriage, good, good."

Kula: "So what kind of boys do you like?"

Xiao Wu: "I like boys who are strong, have high attack power, and are fast. It would be best if they are athletes. There shouldn't be boys like that in this world."

Kula: "The black uncle you want."

Xiao Wu: "It's really Zhu Wen entering Chang'an - the Tang Dynasty is over."

Xiao Wu: "Then if I want to find an artist, even though he is down and out, he won't succumb to fate, and won't change his ambitions even if he is not recognized by the world. He is versatile, can write and paint, but he is not a weak scholar. He can go to the battlefield, charge into battle, and command thousands of troops. There must be no such person in this world, right?"

Kula: "The failed art student you want."

Xiao Wu: "Nani. Then I have to find someone who can save my mother."

Kula: "Isn't that the handsome Ben?"

Xiao Wu: "6. I have never seen such a shameless person."

Kula: "Girl, I think you will have a bloody disaster today."

Tang San: "Here it comes. Here it comes. I am very familiar with this classic routine. Why don't you say you are Qin Shi Huang and give me money?"

Kula: "Six. If you don't believe me, I'll perform a magic trick for you."

Xiao Wu: "Magic?"

Kula: "Please, beautiful lady, step into the box."

Xiao Wu walked into the box, the door was closed, and then the two people who were ambushing inside put sacks on her and arrested her.

Kula silently recited in his mind: "The dice has a special move. One point is for recovery, two points are for copying, three points are for strengthening, four points are for barrier, five points are for explosion, and six points are for making wishes come true."

The dice turned to two, and a copy of Xiao Wu appeared.

Kula thought to herself: "Don't worry, I will take good care of your Xiao Wu. As for this replica, even if Xiao Wu's real mother comes, she won't be able to recognize it."

Tang San said in shock: "Fuck, so awesome? No, how did you do it? Is there some kind of mechanism here?"

Kula said, "Magic is no longer magic if you tell it to others."

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