Naruto: My mother, Haruno Sakura, is so smart that she is almost a demon

Sakura and the other three were still in the tea shop, drinking tea and eating snacks, avoiding the midday sun.

"Once there was a newspaper that wanted to know what the ninjas of the five major countries thought about the heirs of nobles from other countries using money to bribe the daimyo. They deliberately conducted an investigation, but the investigation failed. Do you know why?"

Since she had nothing to do anyway, Sakura suddenly had the urge to tell a few jokes from the ninja world.

"Why, Sakura?

Are the ninjas too vigilant? "

Naruto asked directly and to the point, but Sakura shook her head.

At the same time, Sasuke opposite her and Karin, who was sitting next to Sakura, also cast curious glances at Sakura.

“Because the ninjas of Iwagakure don’t know what an heir is;

The ninjas of the Sand Village don't know what money is;

The ninjas of the Hidden Lightning Village didn't know what buying was;

The ninjas of the Hidden Mist Village had no idea what other countries were;

And the ninja of Konohagakure..."

“Don’t know what your own thoughts are?”

Sasuke answered quickly.

"Bingo!"

Sakura snapped her fingers at Sasuke.

Sasuke originally wanted to maintain his aloof personality, but Sakura's jokes were too damaging, and even though Sasuke tried his best to control himself, his nostrils couldn't help but flutter slightly, and a "kuku" sound came out of his throat.

This kind of hellish joke that takes a while to understand is often found more amusing by smarter people. Plus, the life of a ninja is very boring and few people would take the initiative to tell jokes to amuse others, which is why Sasuke almost failed.

Although Karin could roughly understand what Sakura wanted to express, she couldn't laugh at this moment. Instead, she felt like she had learned something new.

As for Naruto…he is Naruto.

Sakura was very satisfied when she saw Sasuke trying hard to hold back his laughter. This joke was actually told specially for him.

Sakura decided to make another effort to make it impossible for him to maintain his cool personality, so she told another hell joke:

"The evil spirit angrily expelled the priest from the boy's body."

“Pfft—hahahaha…”

When Sasuke heard this, he couldn't help but burst out laughing. He couldn't stop laughing and soon he started to laugh out loud.

Karin was also embarrassed and covered her mouth with her hands while laughing, while checking whether Sasuke was paying attention to her.

Naruto also laughed "Hahaha" along with Sasuke. Although he didn't know what he was laughing at, if he didn't laugh at this time, wouldn't he look stupid?

The other three people naturally saw through Naruto's fake smile at a glance, but they tacitly did not point it out, allowing Naruto to retain a little dignity.

At the same time, Karin looked at Sasuke with a smile on his face and couldn't help but stare at him in a daze again.

This was the first time that Karin saw a smile on Sasuke's face. She didn't expect that Sasuke would be so immune to dirty jokes...

Karin felt like she had found a way to make Sasuke happy.

In the past, Karin thought that girls should be more reserved, so she always suppressed herself; but why can Sakura tell dirty jokes but Karin can't?

Karin secretly made up her mind to be more unrestrained in front of Sasuke in the future.

However, Sakura, unaware of Karin's inner thoughts, was about to tell them another joke:

"Once upon a time there were three ninja dogs..."

"Asshole! Give my stuff back to me!"

As soon as Sakura opened her mouth, Morinoida came in aggressively.

Sakura looked up and saw Morinoida standing at the door of the store with an angry look on her face.

Although his aura was terrifying, his Adam's apple kept moving, and he must be extremely nervous inside. His anger was just his body unconsciously suppressing the secretion of serotonin, and he was using the anger to give himself courage, which was simply called impotent rage.

Morino Ida was once a ninja and received orthodox ninja school education. He would not be nervous even if he faced Team 7 again. However, Sakura could see from his slightly outward-turned toes that deep down in his heart, Morino Ida still wanted to escape from here.

"You bastard, you dare to come back!"

Unlike Sakura who treated Date as a clown, Naruto jumped up from his chair and confronted Date.

Although Sakura had told Naruto that Date would definitely come back, Naruto couldn't help but get angry when he actually saw Date coming back.

Naruto hates it most when others make fun of him. This time he feels like others are treating him like a fool!

Except Sakura...

Except for the lecherous immortal...

Except for Granny Tsunade...

Except for Shikamaru, Karin, and Kakashi...

Thinking of this, Naruto suddenly felt that he didn't seem to have any grudge against this annoying guy in front of him.

Seeing that Naruto's momentum suddenly weakened, Sasuke immediately stood beside Naruto and put pressure on Morinoida on his behalf.

Although he didn't know why this last-place guy suddenly became soft-hearted, Sasuke couldn't let Morino Ida underestimate Team 7, so he directly activated the three magatama and stared at him.

"Sharingan!"

After seeing Sasuke's eyes and feeling the aura he emanated, Morinoida was shocked.

Morino Ida, who was born in Konoha, had naturally heard of the reputation of the Uchiha clan's Sharingan. Only then did he realize that he had offended someone who should never be provoked.

But there was no way, the knife that Wasabi Chojiro gave him was still in the hands of these Konoha ninjas.

Although the folding knife was only slightly more refined than an ordinary fruit knife, it was of great significance to Morinoida.

When Date was exiled from Konoha, he was starving and cold and was about to rob people on the road. It was the appearance of Chojiro who brought him back to the right path and gave Date the opportunity to follow Chojiro. This was not only a testimony of Chojiro's kindness but also a token of Date's new beginning.

"You came back specially for this thing, right?"

Sakura took out the folded folding knife, held it upright on the table with her index finger, and used her thumb to rotate the folding knife continuously.

"Please, that knife is really important to me!"

Seeing Sakura smiling and nonchalantly playing with her most important thing, Morinoida looked at her pleadingly.

"It's my fault. I didn't recognize the real man and offended you all. Please forgive me..."

Seeing that the forceful approach didn't work, Morinoida had no choice but to apologize sincerely and pretend to kneel down.

Naruto felt that Morinoida was not guilty of such a crime and subconsciously wanted to stop him.

But as soon as Naruto moved, a gap appeared between him and Sasuke...

"good chance!"

Morinoida was delighted:

"As expected, ninjas are a bunch of brainless people!"

Sasuke's Sharingan caught a glimpse of the sly smile on Morinoida's face and knew that the boy had bad intentions. But before Sasuke could take any action, Morinoida's figure, who was half-kneeling, suddenly flashed and slipped between him and Naruto and went straight towards Sakura.

"not good!"

Sasuke quickly turned back to look at Sakura.

He didn't expect that this guy's speed was not inferior to his own, and he could actually seize such a split second to break through.

But before Sasuke could see Ida clearly, he heard his scream:

"what--"

I saw that Sakura had stood up at some point, with her right elbow in front of her, and there was some blood on the long purple-red glove covering her elbow.

However, Morinoida fell to the ground with his face covered in pain, blood constantly flowing out from between his fingers, and next to him were two front teeth that had just fallen out.

"I admit that you are very fast, did you take off the weights?

But being fast is not enough. Your dynamic vision and body control are not enough to support you in fighting at high speeds."

Sakura glanced at her elbow with some disgust, and used a thin fake thread to create a tissue to wipe the blood off her long gloves.

She knew from the beginning that with Morinoida's personality, he would not give in easily, and would most likely use his proud speed to snatch it away.

All Sakura had to do was position her elbow in advance and wait for that stupid face to bump into her.

Originally, Sakura was going to kneel down and give her little brother a blow, but considering that Morino Date still had to participate in the Todoroki Daisha, it didn't matter if he was an athlete and his face was disfigured, but it would be difficult to deal with if he was really disabled.

Morinoida has neither the Sharingan of Kakashi and Sasuke, nor the muscle memory honed by Lee and Kai. The speed he is proud of is used by Sakura against him.

Seeing that Morinoida's moans had stopped and he must have fainted, Sakura walked up to him, took out his wallet openly, took out all the money, and casually threw two bills to the shopkeeper.

Then Sakura put the folding knife into her empty wallet, threw it on the unconscious Date, and led Team 7 away.