Siheyuan: I stand for Xu Damao because he is my brother

Chapter 107: Silly Zhu Kicks the Crotch Again

And the voice of Sha Zhu cursing: "Sun thief! Too evil! Throwing boiling water out through the crack of the door, are you still a human being?"

Xu Dacan didn't tolerate him either: "Silly Zhu, you deserve it! Sneaking into the house and picking the lock on the first day of the new year, is that something a human can do? Throwing water on you is the least of my punishment!"

Outside the door, Banggeng was covering his eyes and rolling on the ground.

Xiaodang and Huaihua were so scared that they were dumbfounded, especially Xiao Huaihua, who even forgot how to cry.

But Xiaodang was stunned for a while, then he ran to the middle courtyard crying, shouting loudly as he ran: "Mom! Grandma! Woo~"

Sha Zhu quickly caught her back and covered Xiao Dang's mouth: "Little girl, stop crying! If you can get someone else here, your brother will be fine!"

It's warm water at most over 50 degrees, what can happen?

The good joke is that you splashed it all at once and scared yourself!

He had recovered now, gritting his teeth, staring, with his mouth twisted, and swearing fiercely: "Xu Dacan, just wait for me!"

You little bastard dares to make him wait? Well, just wait for the day when Liu Guangfu and Yan Jiekuang will hang you alive!

"..."

The noise outside the house finally woke up Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e.

Damao came out in his long johns and a cotton jacket to check: "What's wrong, brother?"

"It's Shazhu. As expected, he brought the three children of Widow Qin to sneak in and pick the lock."

Xu Damao laughed so hard that he slapped the table: "Hahaha, luckily we were prepared!"

The two brothers were well prepared, but the third uncle's family was in trouble.

When Sha Zhu and his two siblings Bang Geng failed to break into Xu Damao's house, they turned their attention to the home of their third uncle.

Yan Laokou and Yang Ruihua were brought directly to their bed by Banggeng and his two sisters early in the morning.

He knelt there, took out the bowl and started knocking: "Uncle, Aunt, give me some New Year's gifts. One yuan is not enough, two yuan is not enough, three or four yuan is just right.

If you don't give it to me, you won't be able to hold your grandson! When you kowtow, you will hear a sound, one dollar and three cents for each person!"

Yan Bugui hastily put on his glasses. Before he could come to his senses, he heard this and yelled angrily, "Three more dollars? Go away, get out!"

"..."

At 8 o'clock in the morning, Yi Zhonghai distributed peanuts and melon seeds at the gate of the yard, and went to every household in the yard.

Grab a handful of peanuts and melon seeds and say "Happy New Year".

Xu Dacan didn't want to go at first, but Damao pulled him aside: "This is the rule every New Year's Day. Let's go and join in the fun."

As soon as the two brothers arrived at the front yard, they saw that there was no festive and peaceful atmosphere, but instead a tense atmosphere!

Today, it was Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui who proposed to Yi Zhonghai together to hold this stupid group gathering.

In the future, we need to establish a system and carry out this activity every year.

To put it bluntly, they collected the peanuts and melon seeds that had not been eaten last night, gave each person a handful in the morning, and the rest all went into the pockets of Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui.

Before I could finish my sentence, Yan Bugui jumped out and said, "But, I said but, there are people who insist on having their own way. Aren't you going against all of us?"

Then, together with his wife Yang Ruihua, they started to criticize Sha Zhu.

In the crowd, Xu Damao couldn't even straighten his back when he heard this: "Yan Laokou, Yan Laokou was blackmailed for three yuan, three yuan, hahahaha, I can't stop laughing..."

In the TV series, because there was Xu Damao, the sucker, supporting them in the front, they only got one dollar from the third uncle.

But now, since he failed to pry open the door of Xu Damao's house, Sha Zhu had no choice but to use all the excuses he had prepared for Xu Damao on Yan Bugui.

He said that if he didn't give money, he wouldn't have a grandson. He was just trying to steal the bamboo shoots! This time, Sha Zhu hit the weak spot of Yan Lao. He had to take the money!

Yan Bugui was so angry that his old face turned purple: "Xu Damao, don't gloat over his misfortune! He didn't do any harm to you!"

Xu Damao laughed and explained, "No, no, no, Uncle Third, you misunderstood. Shazhu was the first one to come to our house, but he didn't even get in. Haha!"

Now the discussions in the yard became even louder.

Yan Bugui finally got the upper hand: "Everyone, listen, listen, what on earth does this idiot Zhu want to do? He sneaked into the house and picked the lock on New Year's Day! He is the scum of our courtyard!"

Yang Ruihua was so angry that he spat and cursed, "Shit stirrer!"

Liu Haizhong felt that he was ready at this time, so he knocked on his broken teacup and shouted, "Shazhu, this Xu Damao, what the Third Uncle said, is this true? No, did you go to the meeting that day?"

Sha Zhu said confidently: "I didn't hear anything. Later, peanuts and melon seeds came and everyone rushed to buy peanuts and melon seeds. I didn't hear anything!"

Xu Dacan watched coldly from the side. Among these three uncles in the yard, none of them was a good guy.

He talks a lot about morality and ethics, and he keeps exaggerating things, but his goal is just one: to make Sha Zhu pay for his mistakes!

Then we saw the classic scene. Sha Zhu moved the stool over, and regardless of how dirty it was, he sat on it and said, "Come on, pay for it!"

Yan Bu was so arrogant: "Silly Zhu, what are you doing?"

Sha Zhu didn't even look at him: "You want money? Kowtow to me!"

Yan Bugui's face turned green...

"Don't you understand? Did the three kids kowtow to you? It's not that the kowtow can't be in vain, right? Third uncle, why did you kowtow to me? How can I return your money to you!"

"..."

When Yan Bugui heard this, he felt dizzy and stepped back involuntarily.

Yang Ruihua was so frightened that he hugged him and shouted: "Old man! What's wrong with you? Don't scare me!"

The yard immediately became noisy.

Yan Jiecheng and his two brothers immediately rushed towards Sha Zhu: "Sha Zhu, if you make my dad get hurt, I will, I will!"

Sha Zhu said unscrupulously: "What do you mean? Of course, Third Uncle can't kowtow to me, you kowtow to me on behalf of your father, come on!"

Yan Jiecheng roared, "Shazhu, you? Fart!" and then punched him.

This punch was unexpected not only to Sha Zhu, but even Xu Dacan was surprised. Yan Jiecheng can also be a "real man" sometimes? !

Led by their eldest brother, the two brothers Yan Jiefang and Yan Jiekuang also went up to fight with Sha Zhu.

Of course, when not facing Xu Dacan, Sha Zhu is the combat power ceiling of this courtyard.

One person fought against the three brothers of Yan Jiecheng, and he was able to do it with ease.

While beating him, he kept saying, "Look at this, everyone! This is the kid taught by the Yan family, and he's beating people up on New Year's Day!"

As he spoke, he kicked Yan Jiecheng in the crotch. The kick was fast and hidden. Yan Jiecheng felt a piercing pain coming from below.

When everyone separated them, Yan Jiecheng was already lying on the ground, holding his crotch, his face full of pain and cold sweat!

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