Siheyuan: I stand for Xu Damao because he is my brother

A picture instantly appeared in Xu Dacan's mind: a man tiptoed behind Qin Huairu, who was washing pants for Banggeng at the faucet, and then secretly reached out and touched her face.

As a result, Qin Huairu was not angry at all. She raised her hand and used her pants to shake the water off the man's face.

That shy and coquettish look, to an outsider like him, seemed like her eyes were full of love, what a guy...

But Lou Xiao'e walked fast and bumped into him.

She was a little embarrassed, and said to Xu Dacan in a concealed way: "This is a typical three-in-one courtyard house, very exquisite."

She was just trying to make conversation, but the man had sharp ears and was very confident. He shouted at her from a distance, "Hey, Lou Xiao'e, you're wearing leather shoes!"

What Xu Dacan hates most about the locals is that they like to add the word "hey" at the end of every sentence. Hey your mother!

If you were to say who Lou Xiao'e hates the most in this courtyard, it would definitely be the person in front of her, no doubt about it.

She whispered to Xu Dacan: "He is just Shazhu, very annoying."

Xu Dacan looked at Sha Zhu and found that this guy was 80% similar to the one in the TV drama, with slanted shoulders and crooked legs, and a sloppy look.

He also has droopy eyes, a yellow face, thin lips, and a mean look.

They have a saying in Northeast China: It is better to make friends with a bad guy than a person with droopy eyes. It means that people with this kind of face are snobbish, irritating others and making fun of others.

He flatters and fawns on those who are useful to him, and completely disregards the feelings of others for his own benefit. It is also said that people with drooping eyes are clever but not very capable, and have a bad temper, so it is best to stay away from them.

Take these two sentences and combine them with the plot of the TV series. Do you think they hit the point?

In addition, Xu Dacan discovered that among the people he had met in this yard, whether it was Xu Damao or Sha Zhu, they both looked 80% similar to the actors in the TV series. On the contrary, the two women, Qin Huairu and Lou Xiao'e, seemed to be beautified, even better than the actresses in the TV series.

Lou Xiao'e didn't want to pay any attention to Sha Zhu, but today he successfully used his lunch box to exchange for the opportunity to touch Qin Huairu's face, and he had a great time. He was feeling very proud now.

Seeing that Lou Xiao'e ignored him, he became even more excited: "Hey Lou Xiao'e, who is the person behind you? He is so young and handsome. Maybe Xu Damao went to the countryside to show movies to others, and you took the opportunity to seduce the wild boy and give him a green hat after that!"

Listen everyone, is this human language?

In front of Lou Xiao'e and Xu Dacan, he openly said that she was hooking up with a wild boy and wanted to cuckold Xu Damao. This is not just a matter of whether his mouth is foul or not. This is completely a question of moral character.

But he had a very loud voice and laughed unbridledly while he was talking; the other party involved, Qin Huairu, not only did not stop him or say a fair word on behalf of Lou Xiao'e, who was also a woman, but she also laughed out loud.

She actually laughed, which made Shazhu laugh! How did that saying go? The one who shouted "Yameidi" might not be the paper-mounted paper, but the one who laughed must be the paper-mounted paper.

When Xu Dacan watched the TV series in the past, he felt that although the TV series was called "Birds in the Courtyard", after watching the whole show, the three worst and most disgusting people were: Yi Zhonghai, Qin Huairu, and Sha Zhu.

Although other people also have problems of one kind or another, such as Yan Fugui, they are just annoying.

As for Liu Haizhong, he is not a human being and is not within the scope of discussion.

Having witnessed what Sha Zhu did with his own eyes, Xu Dacan believed that he was the biggest scourge of this courtyard and could be called one of the "three evils" along with Qin Huairu and Yi Zhonghai.

Since that’s the case, don’t blame him for being rude. He, Xu Dacan, will get rid of the “three evils” today!

"..."

Lou Xiao'e really can't curse. After being framed like this by Sha Zhu, her face turned red from the neck to the top of her head!

The two blue veins on his neck were clearly visible, and his body was shaking slightly with anger. It was also the first time that Xu Dacan realized that the word "angry" was not an adjective, but a verb.

But even though Lou Xiao'e was so angry, she couldn't say the harsh words that a shrew would say. After holding it in for a long time, she finally said, "Shazhu! You have no shame!"

That's it, you call this cursing?

As expected, Sha Zhu was not ashamed but proud of it. He turned sideways, twisted his face, and moved all the drama on the right cheek to the left, becoming completely two-faced: "Hey, Lou Xiao'e, what you said is not accurate. It's not right for my face to be here..."

Then everyone heard a "pop"!

Wow, that was so crisp, and that big mouth slap was really hard.

Sha Zhu was slapped in the face by Xu Dacan and turned around twice, and his cheek started to swell up at a speed visible to the naked eye!

Shazhu is stupid! Well, it's not that stupid, anyway, in all these years, no one dared to slap him in the face in this yard.

When has he ever suffered such a big loss?

Sha Zhu was like a bull that saw a red cloth, his neck stretched, his back shriveled, his hands spread out and clenched into fists, and under the light, his shadow on the ground looked like a turtle...

Sha Zhu roared like a mad dog, staring at Xu Dacan with his fiery red eyes: "Sun Thief, which toilet was not covered properly, exposing you?"

Xu Dacan didn't indulge him at all: "There is only one green hat in the whole yard. Your father went out wearing it this morning."

Sha Zhu has a weak spot, which is that no one can mention He Daqing and Bai Guafu in front of him.

In order to join a gang, his father resolutely abandoned him and his sister and passed away on a dark and windy night.

People like Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu, Yan Jiecheng and Yan Jiecheng in the courtyard, including Yan Jiecheng and Xu Damao, even if they really have a conflict with him and start swearing at each other, his father cannot be brought along, otherwise he will really risk his life!

Lou Xiao'e obviously knew this as well. When she heard this, she turned pale with fright and quickly pulled Xu Dacan away.

But it was too late. Shazhu shouted "Aoou" and ran towards Xu Dacan!

In recent years, Sha Zhu can be said to have been smooth sailing and has become accustomed to being the king of the Siheyuan.

He has been practicing wrestling with others since he was a child, and he also has to stand with lead blocks tied to his legs, which is to practice lower body kung fu.

After my muscles and bones grew stronger, I started to build up my strength by lifting two dumbbells every day.

Every day his father He Daqing would whip him and force him to sit under a wooden rack. He would tie a broken iron pot with a rope, fill it with two-thirds of sand, and give him a big spoon to shake it.

At first I used a small wok, then I switched to a wok for cooking, and later to a large wok. I had to practice every day, and each practice session would take at least several hours.

It is precisely because he has put in more hard work and sweat than his peers that he has earned the title of "Siheyuan God of War".