Siheyuan: I stand for Xu Damao because he is my brother

Sure enough, the power of fate brought these two people together.

As the saying goes, a turtle must be paired with a mung bean, Wu Dalang must play with an owl, there is always someone better than you, and Yang Weimin and Yu Haitang must torture each other.

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On this day of the New Year.

Early in the morning, Xu Dacan heard someone yelling in the yard with a hoarse voice: "This is terrible! This is terrible! Everyone, come out and take a look. There's a thief in our yard. Everyone, check and see if anything is missing from your house!"

Who is this, disturbing my sweet dream? Do you have any manners at all?

Xu Dacan woke up and came to his senses - wasn't this the part where Shazhu stole the bicycle wheel of the third uncle and Yan Bugui woke up early in the morning and cried in grief?

That's okay, go back to sleep.

He knows the whole story, but some people don't know...

Xu Damao, wearing only his clothes and long johns, rushed into the house: "Brother, hurry up and get up. There's a thief in our yard. Come with me and see if our chickens are missing."

Xu Damao now treasures his three chickens very much. That little bastard Banggeng has no chance to steal them again. And after Shazhu was beaten to the ground, it is even more impossible for him to bring lunch boxes to his house.

When Xu Dacan saw Banggeng yesterday, he found that his eyes had turned green, just like Boss You.

Boss You

"..."

Hearing that there was a thief in the yard, every household came out to check.

Xu Damao saw with his own eyes that the chicken coop was intact, and he was relieved. He asked Xu Dacan: "It sounded like the third uncle. Was there a thief in the front yard?"

Xu Dacan didn't say anything, so Old Qi's family said, "Xu Damao, don't be ridiculous. Is there anything in the front yard worth stealing?"

The words of the old Qi family made everyone laugh. That's right, Old Yan was so stingy that even a mouse that went into their house would come out crying...

Their family only buys enough food for three days at a time!

Even such a small courtyard has its own chain of contempt.

The people in the backyard looked down on the people in the frontyard, thinking they were poor and had a bad life; the people in the front and backyards looked down on the people in the middle yard, who occupied the best houses. As a result, people like Shazhu and Qin Huairu appeared...

Yan Bugui's howling, from the front yard to the middle yard, and then to the back yard, woke up everyone, and then he led everyone to the gate of the upper yard.

Xu Damao stretched his neck to take a look and whispered, "The wheel of the Third Uncle's bicycle is gone!"

Yan Bugui had very sharp ears, and he didn't care who said it. He slapped his thigh anxiously and said, "The wheel of our car is gone! There's a thief in our alley!"

Yi Zhonghai looked at the bicycle with a missing wheel, and scanned the faces of the people in the yard. After finding that Sha Zhu was the only one missing, he said calmly, "It seems that we really need to strengthen our precautions. I will report to the police station right away."

"..."

As soon as Yi Zhonghai left, Sha Zhu came out of the courtyard carrying an empty lunch box in a net bag.

I saw a bunch of people gathered here, and they came up to me with strange looks on their faces: "Hey, what's going on?"

Xu Dacan was too lazy to look at him and pulled his brother. Damao understood and the two of them walked straight out of the yard.

On the way, Xu Dacan told him: "Brother, believe it or not, this wheel was stolen by Sha Zhu!"

Xu Damao was stunned at first, then immediately said: "I believe he can really do it! But why?"

"Shazhu gave Yan Bugui a bag of local specialties and asked him to find out what Teacher Ran was thinking. Guess what happened?"

Xu Damao suddenly realized: "That female teacher, the one whose parents are overseas Chinese? Do we need to guess? These people are definitely like throwing meat buns at dogs, there is no way they can come back!"

Xu Dacan gave him a thumbs up and said, "If you were my brother, Yan Bugui would have kept all these secrets!"

Xu Damao was indeed an expert at playing tricks on Shazhu. Even without Xu Dacan's reminder, his two little eyes rolled around and he immediately came up with a plan: "Brother, how much do you think this wheel costs?"

Xu Dacan deliberately said: "It has to be new. The one that Old Yan lost is only worth six or seven yuan at most."

Xu Damao laughed: "It's already lost, does it matter whether it's old or new?"

Xu Dacan winked at him: "Isn't it important?"

Xu Damao laughed so hard that he slapped his thigh: "You said that we two are warm-hearted and actively provided clues to the comrades in the police station..."

"..."

Sha Zhu is really amazing. He just stole Yan Bugui's bicycle wheel and then asked him: "Did Teacher Ran reply?"

Yan Bugui was so angry: "Go away, I lost the wheel of my bicycle, how can I still have the heart to talk to you about that."

With this kind of behavior, he deserved to lose the wheel!

In the morning, while having breakfast, Xu Dacan remembered something.

The Chinese New Year was just around the corner. If I remember correctly, on the first day of the Chinese New Year, Sha Zhu led Bang Geng and his gang to break into people's homes and pick the locks. They first went to his brother and sister-in-law's house, and then trapped them in their beds, where they kowtowed and begged for money.

After that, he went to Yan Bugui's house and extorted three dollars from Yan Laokou!

Thinking of this, Xu Dacan said to his brother: "Brother, we have to make more preparations."

Xu Damao put down the bowl: "What are you preparing for?"

Xu Dacan gestured at the door of his house: "Our current door, you see, if you take a saw blade and just wipe it from the outside, the bolt will open. It's too unsafe. What if Shazhu sneaks into our house to take revenge on us while we are asleep at night? It's like opening the city gate wide open!

As the old saying goes, there is only a thief who can steal for a thousand days, but there is no such thing as a thief who can guard against thieves for a thousand days. Let's go all out and lock the door when we get home from get off work today."

Xu Damao nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes, yes, thanks for reminding me. Shazhu, that bastard, is the ancestor of sneaking into and picking locks in our yard. Banggeng, that little bastard, was taught by him. The two of them, big and small, have caused a lot of trouble to our neighbors!"

"Is there no one to deal with them?" Xu Dacan asked knowingly.

Xu Damao sighed, "It's difficult. You know the situation in our courtyard. Qin Huairu cries all the time and wants everyone in the courtyard to help her. That Shazhu is a bachelor, and if he eats well, the whole family will not be hungry. But these two people are hooking up with each other. I tell you, they must have been together for a long time!"

Xu Dacan laughed so hard, he hadn't heard this word for years.

What does "Men De Mi" mean? It comes from Manchu and means to sleep.

When Xu Dacan was in primary school, there were always bad kids in his class who said that a boy and a girl were very close!

"..."

It was not until he arrived at the factory that Xu Dacan remembered that in the original plot, a lot of things happened on Little New Year's Day!

Today the factory cut off the salary 10 days in advance. The Red Star Factory has good performance this year, so the employees were allowed to take the money and go home early to celebrate the New Year.

Another thing is that Li Huaide got drunk at noon today. As the saying goes, when you are full and warm, you will think about sex. He went to the kitchen to look for Liu Lan, but happened to run into Qin Mantou who came to Sha Zhu to ask for 10 big Huairu...

Then, Sha Zhu beat Li Huaide!