Siheyuan: I stand for Xu Damao because he is my brother
Chapter 99: Silly Zhu, help!
Li Huaide also let himself go today, drinking the whole glass of wine. Soon his face turned red and the alcohol started to take effect.
After they had enough food and drink, the topic of conversation began to turn to Akina Mountain...
The section chief who asked Xu Dacan last time, "Xiao Xu, have you ever used a cannon?" was the first to start: "Every night when there is thunder and lightning, Xiao Xu will hit the same thing, sometimes with his left hand, sometimes with his right hand, and sometimes with both hands at the same time..."
Xu Dacan rolled his eyes when he heard this. This guy can really drive on any bad road.
Li Huaide and his friends had drunk too much and their minds were confused. It took them a while before they smiled with sudden realization.
Xu Dacan replied: "It's raining, don't I have to hold an umbrella?"
Lao Wang couldn't think straight for a moment: "Just, just hold an umbrella?"
Li Huaide laughed: "What do you think we are fighting about?"
Old Wang kept picking his nose unhappily: "I thought it was an umbrella..."
The more they talked, the more excited they became. Their topics became more and more bold. Not long after, Li Huaide remembered that his "imported guinea pig" had kicked him off the bed again last night...
As for why it is an “imported guinea pig”, please search on a certain audio platform: You are thick on one side and on the other, like an imported guinea pig…
Li Huaide was so angry that he stood up and staggered out.
Xu Dacan waited until he left the room before he stood up and said to the other leaders present: "I'll go with you and take a look."
"..."
Sometimes Xu Dacan really couldn't understand how Shazhu's brain circuit was connected? Was it the same as the wires in San Ge's house, the product of stealing electricity?
You see, he scolded Yan Bugui right after he was done, and then he went to beg someone with a net bag of local specialties to help him talk to Ran Qiuye.
Yan Bugui had stolen something, so he stole someone's bicycle wheel to get back at them...
What’s more, now, Sha Zhu failed to ask Yan Bugui for help, so he turned to Qin Huairu for help.
That’s a nice thought. Didn’t Ran Qiuye not ask for money the last time he came?
Sha Zhu wanted Qin Huairu to talk to Bang Geng and ask him to invite Teacher Ran to his home in the evening. Sha Zhu helped Qin Huairu pay the tuition fee, and invited Ran Qiuye to his room to sit down, just in time to hook up with her...
Otherwise why do people say Shazhu is "ugly but good at playing tricks", he simply has no idea at all!
Who is Qin Huairu? When she heard that there was a fool willing to pay the 3 yuan tuition fee for Banggeng, she immediately agreed to it and extorted 10 white flour buns from him.
This afternoon, she went to the kitchen to find Sha Zhu to get these ten big steamed buns.
Otherwise, why would Jia Zhang refuse to eat the white flour sent by Yi Zhonghai, but would eat the flour given by Sha Zhu? If she didn't eat it, it would be a waste. Her daughter-in-law would not suffer any loss anyway!
Where can you find such a fool? As long as her daughter-in-law doesn't remarry and doesn't kick her out of the house, Jia Zhang can turn a blind eye.
"..."
Li Huaide walked lightly, shouting "Liu Lan!" as he walked to the back kitchen. He bumped into Qin Huairu who was carrying a bag of steamed buns.
Ouch! This steamed bun hit me, it was soft but hard, very tough!
Li Huaide's eyes lit up instantly, and he reeked of alcohol when he opened his mouth: "Burp~!"
Qin Huairu was choked by the fumes and took several steps back before forcing out a smile: "Deputy Director Li, you drank a lot, didn't you?"
Li Huaide carefully identified her and said, "Your name is Qin Huairu..."
After saying that, he added with a look of disdain: "That's just a little bit of wine, nothing more?" But his eyes were staring at Qin Huairu.
The more he looked at her, the more he wondered why he hadn't noticed that this widow was quite feminine before? She had a plump figure, a charming body, almond eyes and rosy cheeks...
Li Huaide began to feel sick: "Have you seen Liu Lan?"
Qin Huairu is an expert in dealing with men, and she knows all about their tricks.
As soon as she saw Li Huaide's eyes, she knew she was in trouble. This Li guy had taken a fancy to her.
I quickly avoided his fiery gaze and said perfunctorily: "No, I didn't see it."
Seeing that there was no one around, Li Huaide came up with an idea: "You, come with me, I want to tell you something."
Without giving Qin Huairu a chance to refuse, he took her arm and brought her to the small warehouse.
As soon as the two entered the warehouse, Li Huaide closed the door, his eyes glowing green, and he pointed at the bag in Qin Huairu's hand and said, "What's in the bag? Take it out."
Would Qin Huairu dare? Her bag contained steamed buns and the lunch box given by Sha Zhu. Wouldn't everything be exposed once she took them out?
When Li Huaide saw her hesitant look, he remembered the matter that his subordinates had reported to him.
This silly Zhu, every time he finished cooking for the factory leaders, he would put the remaining ingredients in his own lunch box, and then use these lunch boxes to seduce Qin Huairu...
He was caught red-handed today!
Li Huaide was confident: "Qin Huairu, if you don't take it out, believe it or not, I will let the security department investigate you!"
Qin Huairu smiled and said, "Oh, Deputy Director Li, it's New Year's Day, how could you do that? Besides, have I always respected you?"
The sound is as sticky as if three tablespoons of sugar were added...
Li Huaide smiled again: "I knew you were a smart man, come, let me kiss you!"
Having said that, he pounced on him.
Qin Huairu originally thought that he was just trying to take advantage of her by flirting with her verbally, or holding her hand or touching her face, but she didn't expect that Li Huaide was serious about it!
Of course she didn't want to, and she struggled hard, but she was no match for the experienced Li Huaide.
Soon he was forced onto the cabinet, his hands and feet were pinned down, and in desperation, he could not help but shout, "Shazhu, help!"
Xu Dacan suspected that Sha Zhu and Qin Huairu also had telepathy.
How else to explain it? The door was closed and there was a kitchen between them, but Qin Huairu just yelled "flax fall" twice and Sha Zhu rushed in?
Sha Zhu kicked open the door of the warehouse and rushed in like a whirlwind. Li Huaide was stunned!
It feels like being caught having an affair...
Xu Dacan leaned against the wall outside, counting the time for them and listening to the clanging sounds of the drums inside that sounded like a hot kiln.
At first, Li Huaide was full of energy: "Silly Zhu! I'm warning you, believe it or not, I will punish you! Oh my~ You dare?!"
After a while, it turned into a scream: "Ouch, I won't dare to do it again, stop hitting me..."
Xu Dacan remembered that in the TV series, it was Ma Hua who rushed in and hugged Sha Zhu tightly, which gave Li Huaide the opportunity to escape.
But now, Ma Hua is sweeping the streets. Sha Zhu is not good to his new apprentice, and he tortures him in various ways all day long. The boy is kind-hearted for not killing him, so why would he care about his trivial matters?
Xu Dacan was at his ease, watching his watch for two full minutes before deliberately running out and rushing into the warehouse. After seeing who was inside, he yelled, "Leader? How dare you, Shazhu?"
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