Superman in Marvel: Practicing Devouring Techniques, Unrivaled in the Universe
Chapter 242 Deadpool's Past
The dog-head gold-colored tablet was spinning in Deadpool's hand.
Deadpool half-knelt down and held it up like he was presenting a treasure for everyone to see.
"what is this?"
No one would think this could be a good thing.
Everyone thought that this was another case of Deadpool trying to attract attention.
This guy is like that.
No matter when it is important or not.
He's always showing off.
There was always endless nonsense buzzing out of his mouth like the flapping of a fly's wings.
Leon thought so at first.
He was thinking about whether he should send these little spiders back to their respective universes one by one.
He can also take a look at other parallel universes.
But when he casually glanced at the tablet in Deadpool's hand and quickly looked away.
He suddenly realized something was wrong.
"Ok?"
Leon suddenly turned around and took a closer look at the tablet that was being rotated continuously by Deadpool using his elbows, shoulders and head.
The strong sense of déjà vu awakened his memory.
The last time I saw a tablet of this style was in the TV series "Loki".
It was a device from the Time Variance Authority (TVA) that could be used to travel through worlds and time.
The memory emerged, and Leon straightened his back a little with seriousness.
After observing it many times, he was completely sure that the tablet in Deadpool's hand was the same one used by TVA.
But where did this guy get the space-time tablet?
Is this guy actually some kind of Deadpool from the Marvel Cinematic Universe who went to TVA to rob?
There are nearly infinite single universes in a multiverse.
Any story development is possible.
Lyon's understanding of the Marvel Cinematic Universe stops at "Captain Marvel 2", and he has no idea about the subsequent developments.
So he asked directly: "That's TVA's time tablet, right? Did you join TVA or steal them?"
"Huh?" The Spider-Men were surprised to hear this.
"What time tablet?" Gwen followed Leon's gaze to look at Deadpool, and saw the rotating tablet on his raised butt.
"Are you talking about that tablet...Is Deadpool not joking this time?"
Dutch Spider was also confused: "Time? It sounds amazing. Can that tablet take us back?"
"So Deadpool is seriously proposing a solution?" The Spider in this world scratched his head.
He quietly raised his hand and shot out spider silk, trying to pull the time tablet out of Deadpool's ass.
But Deadpool, who was twisting his butt, turned around alertly, took the lead in grasping the time tablet and raised it up.
"This is Deadpool's shock!"
He raised his hands high, but the spider silk followed its original trajectory and shot under his crotch with a snapping sound.
"Oh~" Deadpool suddenly made a soul-stirring sound and swayed his waist back and forth twice.
He put two fingers together and tapped them on his lips, and kissed the spider of this world: "My little Peter, I feel your passion. Come on, you can be harder. This is not the first time for me."
"Oh my god!" The spider in this world shook off the spider silk in his hand as if he had been electrocuted, as if he had touched a ball of indescribable excrement.
He felt sick and swung away on the spider web like crazy, jumping directly to the dome farthest from Deadpool.
"Hey! Where are you going? If you don't like to take the initiative, I can do it instead!" Deadpool shouted.
The Spider-Men shut their mouths silently, with cold sweat dripping down their foreheads.
"Cough." Leon coughed lightly, and he was suddenly glad that his name was not Peter.
"You haven't answered my question yet, Deadpool. Where did you get that time tablet?"
Deadpool, who was holding his cheeks and twisting his hips to the spider of this world, suddenly became serious after hearing this.
“That’s a good question!”
He pointed at Leon: "That's a damn good question! Harry Potter!"
"It's Leon, thank you." Leon said.
Lyon is actually quite a chatterbox.
But when he's with a group of Spider-Men and Deadpool.
He can no longer be called a chatterbox.
Because compared to others, he was so quiet that he was just like an autistic young man staring blankly in the sun.
"Leon? Sorry, in my story you are Harry Potter!" Deadpool suddenly turned his back.
He said mysteriously: "My story begins a long, long time ago."
"How long?" Little Peter in Leon's arms was curious, "Um, are we telling a story now?"
Leon had just covered his ears and he had no idea where the story was going.
"Of course, we are telling a very long story!" Deadpool turned around quickly when he heard little Peter's voice, "I almost forgot that we still have cute little Peter here!"
Looking at little Peter's expectant eyes.
His voice unexpectedly became gentle: "Now, the story begins from the beginning."
Deadpool coughed twice and raised his finger: "Everyone, let's do it one last time! My name is Wade Winston Wilson!"
Familiar opening line, Deadpool is imitating Spider-Man again.
"At first, I was bitten by a butter bun named Francis."
"So in the next less than ten years, I became a super-superhero who could never die, Deadpool!"
(Francis' torture awakened Deadpool's ability to heal himself.)
Deadpool opened his arms and waited for a few seconds, then waved his hands in the silence: "A little applause at this time, thank you."
Little Peter clapped and clapped his hands all by himself.
Deadpool was immediately satisfied. He turned around with his face in his hands, blowing kisses and making a heart shape with his hands to little Peter.
Then he continued his story amidst the speechless gazes of the other Spider-Men.
"You all know what happened next—"
"I was afraid to scare Vanessa and I didn't dare to recognize her because my face turned into butter after being bitten by the butter bread (disfigured)."
"But in the end, I defeated Cream Bread and got to know Vanessa."
"I swear I must have kissed God's ass in my past life, and Vanessa is willing to accept me, and she still loves me!"
"Then we started beeping happily."
Leon covered little Peter's ears again with an expressionless face.
"But then, Vanessa died because of me!" Deadpool suddenly became sad.
"Fortunately, there was a process of blah blah in the middle."
"Thanos (Electric Lock) gave me a gadget that can travel through time. After the gadget was repaired, I went to the past to save Vanessa."
"And then we kept beeping and beeping."
"Then I began to cross over and over again..."
"I kill Ryan Reynolds, Hitler, Deadpool, oh, another Deadpool."
"Everything went very well, but after that I had some crises in my life."
"I tried to join the Avengers, but Happy wouldn't allow it."
"The guy whose superpower is parallel parking doesn't even want to buy me a burger!"
"God!" Deadpool punched hard, "God! It just occurred to me that I saw the Hulk statue being fucked in the Avengers office!"
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