Superman in Marvel: Practicing Devouring Techniques, Unrivaled in the Universe

"What? Fuck me?"

"So Peter, you are grateful to me now, so you want to do something with me!?"

Deadpool rolled on the ground, then lay down, supporting his face with his palms in a seductive posture.

"Damn... It's so hard to choose whether to let Thor hold me and cry, or do something fun with Peter!"

He put two fingers together and blew Spider-Man a kiss, "Can I choose both? As a reward for being the savior of Marvel?"

The hairs on the Dutch spider's body stand up.

His Peter shuddered and didn't react.

But he felt extremely uncomfortable and nauseous.

"Shut up, shut up, shut up!"

Spider-Man shot out a white sticky web that bound Deadpool from head to toe.

"Wow, bondage PALY! I like this...mmmm!" Deadpool's mouth was sealed at the end.

A few minutes later.

Deadpool lay in a cocoon on the ground, listening to Dutch Spider's explanation of the cosmic collision.

Everyone in the b2 universe finally knew the whole story.

"Why didn't you explain it clearly at the beginning?" B2 Iron Man found it unbelievable.

Tony from the s universe spread his hands: "Is it necessary? Now that I've explained it, will you agree to let our people use the Infinity Stones?"

Iron Man closed his mouth and stopped talking.

In the case of a cosmic collision.

It can be said that the two sides are completely in a zero-sum game state.

As long as the Infinity Gems don't work.

Then the simplest solution is to destroy the opponent's universe.

Neither side could safely hand over the gem to the other.

"Look, you and I think exactly the same thing, because we are both Iron Man, and we both hope that Morgan, who said 'I love you three thousand times' to us, will grow up happily."

As Tony was talking, he suddenly felt a little nauseous.

Because he remembered that Deadpool had just said to him, "I love you three thousand times."

The same is true for Iron Man.

Both Tonys showed disgusted expressions at the same time.

"This damn Deadpool, Peter, help me kick him!"

"Ok!"

Bang!

“Mmm! Mmm~~”

No eyes to see, really no eyes to see.

Everyone turned their eyes away silently, not looking at Deadpool who was groaning and rolling on the ground, for fear of polluting their eyes.

"Shit..." Tony glanced at it out of the corner of his eye and quickly turned his head away, not looking anymore.

"This pervert in a tights on the ground is neutral and has the ability to heal himself. I think you have no objection to him using the Infinity Stones," said Tony.

The people in the b2 universe looked at Deadpool, wanting to say something but stopping themselves, but they had no better choice.

In the end, they all chose to accept with a blank expression.

"OK, Peter, talk to the tights pervert again, we'll wait for you over there."

Tony patted Peter on the shoulder and retreated more than ten meters away with the others.

The Dutch Spider stood there, with nothing around him, and suddenly felt that it would be better if he were dead now.

at this time.

Golden sparks flashed in the air and expanded rapidly.

Dozens of huge mystical doors slowly opened behind Captain America in the B2 universe.

"On your left," Falcon yelled as he flew out of the portal.

Wakanda warriors, Asgardians, Kamar-Taj wizards...

b2 After the other half of the people on Earth are resurrected.

Under the command of their Doctor Strange, they quickly assembled the army and rushed to the battlefield.

"Thanos!!" Drax from Guardians of the Galaxy ran out roaring.

Doctor Strange from the b2 universe also floated over from the air.

He was still thinking about the one in ten million chance of winning.

However, when these people entered the battlefield, they were immediately dumbfounded.

"Where's Thanos? Wait, why are there so many Captain Americas and Iron Men here?"

…………

ten minutes later.

"Remember! All you have to do is push the universe away. Try using only the gems first. If that doesn't work, just snap your fingers again!"

Spider-Man patiently and loudly instructed Deadpool.

At this time, the spider web on Deadpool's body had been pulled away.

He stood on a big rock, raised his right hand in a very coquettish manner and put his hands on his waist.

There was no one within ten meters around him.

Ten meters away, there were heads densely packed into several circles.

This is what Deadpool requested.

He said he wanted to stand at the highest place and save the world like a savior.

He also asked Spider-Man to take a photo of him, saying that he would take the video and show it to Vanessa.

That’s right, it’s ultimately up to Deadpool to resolve the cosmic collision.

On the one hand, he has strong self-healing ability.

On the other hand, although he is a bit perverted, he saved the other half of the B2 universe as soon as he appeared.

No one on the scene is better suited to wield the Infinity Stones than him.

At this time, Deadpool stood on the boulder with his right hand pointing to the sky.

"Today, Marvel Savior is going to have a good time!"

The gems on the gloves lit up one by one.

Colorful beams of energy shot towards the earth above the sky, penetrating the sky.

The uniform on Deadpool's arms also exploded, revealing his arms covered with purple and black burn marks.

The scars continued to spread towards Deadpool's body.

The light beam that went straight into the sky also hit the dimension where the earth of the main universe was located.

"Wow! This is definitely the farthest I've ever shot!"

Deadpool seemed to feel no pain and continued to shout loudly and wantonly.

Like a motorcycle gang rider riding a motorcycle, tightening the accelerator, chasing the wind and laughing.

At this time, no one paid attention to how perverted Deadpool was.

They are keeping a close eye on the Earth in the main universe, either visually or by operating instruments for detection.

After those energies shot by Deadpool hit the Earth dimension.

The indexes on all the instruments started jumping wildly.

Doctor Strange in the main universe opened the third eye on his forehead and stared at the earth.

"No!" He immediately came to the conclusion, "The energy impact of the gem alone cannot push the earth away!"

Jarvis also gave his judgment: "It seems to be pushing the earth, but in fact it is pushing the entire universe. The energy is not enough."

"Deadpool, snap your fingers!" Doctor Strange said loudly.

Doctor Strange was heard yelling.

Deadpool, who was still trying to show off, immediately stopped, threw off the iron glove while howling, and blew air into his right hand.

"Oh no! My dear, you have to get well soon. How can I spend the lonely nights without you?"

Deadpool held his right hand distressedly.

His palms were bloody and charred, and the purple-black burns spread all the way to his chest.

But after he took off his gloves, all these fatal injuries healed rapidly.

Just a few breaths passed.

The burns on Deadpool's arm that penetrated deep into his bone marrow healed, and bloody scabs formed on the wounds and fell off.

"Great! My sex life is back!"

Deadpool picked up the glove again and stuffed his right hand into the already tattered steel glove.

"Oh, disposable condoms are just not very good, but they can still be used again!"

He raised his right hand again and shouted to the crowd, "Peter! Delete what just happened. Let's do it again!"

Peter Parker held the camera, made an OK gesture, and said nothing.

"Great! Everybody look at me, for the last time, I am, Marvel Jesus!"

Snapped!

Under everyone's nervous gaze.

Deadpool snapped his fingers, and invisible cosmic energy erupted with the earth as its source.

This is different from Thanos's killing of half of the people and Deadpool's previous rescue of half of the people, which was done silently.

This time, everyone seemed to see a nuclear bomb exploding in front of them.

An intense white light filled everyone's field of vision.

After the panic, the white light dissipated and everyone opened their eyes.

The huge rock at the center of the crowd is still there.

But Deadpool has turned into a pile of charred bones, with a layer of black carbon covering his bones, making him look dead.

The steel gloves used to hold the gems turned directly into a pile of black ash.

The six gems lay on a bed of black ash, with the carbon ash of Deadpool's skeletal right hand underneath.

"He, he died? He sacrificed himself to save two universes?"

Peter, a high school student in the b2 universe, feels extremely sad.

Everyone felt desolate and sad at this moment, and they felt a spontaneous respect for Deadpool.

The Dutch Spider in the main universe also looked at the pile of bones in disbelief.

In the final battle.

Even if Iron Man was a mortal, after being seriously injured and dying after snapping his fingers, his body shape was still intact.

Why was Deadpool so attacked that only bones were left?

It would be impossible for anyone to survive with injuries of this magnitude.

The Dutch spider's eyes suddenly turned red.

His lips trembled: "Deadpool, Wade, he, he..."

"He's still alive." Suddenly a voice appeared.

Everyone turned their attention to see Jarvis, but everyone thought he was Vision.

Jarvis looked at Deadpool, and there seemed to be streams of data flashing in his eyes.

"Mr. Deadpool has residual muscle tissue growing on his bones, and his brain is recovering."

"Although it's a little unbelievable, judging from his healing speed, he will be able to return to his original appearance in a few days."

Jarvis exclaimed.

Because Deadpool's healing really doesn't make any scientific sense.

Let’s not talk about the laws of conservation of energy and matter. Even non-regenerative tissues like the brain can grow again.

Jarvis could only sigh that the longer you live, the more you see.

Learn that Deadpool is still alive.

Everyone present was dumbfounded.

"If we take Deadpool to the void, we should be able to raise enough money to buy a new spaceship just by selling his meat," said Rocket Raccoon, stroking his beard.

"I'm Groot!" Groot protested.

"Okay, I get it. I was just talking. You can also regenerate. Have I ever sold you out?" Rocket Raccoon comforted him again.

On the side of the people in the s universe.

Tony was also surprised.

"It's good that he's not dead... No, it doesn't seem right whether Deadpool is dead or not."

Tony rubbed his forehead.

He felt that it was better for someone like Deadpool to die, but he also felt that a hero like Deadpool shouldn't die.

"Forget it, let's just see how the universe collides. Did he succeed?"

Tony looked up, thinking the collision was over.

However, the earth in the main universe still hangs over everyone's heads.

It's just that the distance is much farther.

If before it felt like there was a continent on my head all the time.

Now it's like carrying a dinner plate on your head.

"The distance between the two universes has widened a bit, but they are still slowly approaching."

Doctor Strange from the main universe said with a grim expression.

"He failed."