Fatal Game Syndrome

The group stayed in Lanjing for several days. When they left, everyone's emotions were still surging. The feeling of experiencing the world of cultivation in person made them feel as if they were in a dream.

Ruan Lanzhu and Ling Jiushi rarely went out these days. They calculated the time outside the door and felt that it was about time, so they called everyone to go out together.

After coming out, Cheng Qianli tested going in and out several times, but he found that every time he went in, his landing point was at the entrance. He was just a rookie who had just started practicing, and if he wanted to go back to the main peak, he had to walk.

"Brother Lingling, every time I go in, I'm always at the entrance!" Cheng Qianli came to Ling Jiushi's side, "With my current strength, it's so far to go back to the main peak!"

Hearing this, Ling Jiushi paused and his brain started to work rapidly. The destination was indeed a bit far away. It would be difficult to travel with a rookie like Cheng Qianli. Why not set up a teleportation array?

When he went downstairs, the takeaway ordered by the director was already on the dining table, and the surrounding staff were squatting on the ground with their lunch boxes in their hands, wolfing down the food. Their work intensity was much greater than that of the artists, and they were already starving.

[No, what did you do? You looked so tired just now, but now you look so radiant?]

[Did he really just change his clothes? The pimples on my son’s face are gone!]

[A magical half hour!]

[Did he take a magic pill or find a substitute?]

[Show me now!!!]

"Cough cough!"

Seeing that the comments on the past half hour were getting more and more outrageous, the director quickly reminded the guests to prepare for the next segment, "We will also have some small games while we eat!"

Seeing that everyone turned to look at him, the director handed the script to Hu Li and asked her to announce the rules of the game.

Hu Li was not there when the few of them entered Lanjing just now. When she came back, everyone had already gone in with Ling Jiushi. Now seeing that they all looked so energetic, she was extremely curious and just grabbed Le Yin to ask them where they had been. However, before she could even open her mouth, she received the script handed to her by the director.

Hu Li quickly glanced over the rules. "This is a little game before dinner. This will determine whether or not everyone can have dinner!"

"Hey! It's just dinner, if I can't eat it, I'll just consider it as losing weight!"

Yu He waved his hand indifferently. He no longer had such a strong desire for these worldly things!

Something is wrong!

Something is very wrong!

Fans who knew him well became even more curious. Could it be that they went to have a snack just now?

It’s considered nice to say that my own son is a foodie. If his agent hadn’t asked him to keep in shape, he probably would never stop eating, especially when it comes to food right in front of him. How could he just ignore it?

"The first game is simple. You guess better than me."

Hu Li threw the script aside and glanced at everyone present. Seeing that everyone understood, she began to explain the rules of the game. "The rules of the game are slightly different. B gestures to A. If A guesses correctly, it's considered a success. Next, C gestures to B, and so on. The last person to gesture is A. However, everyone only has one chance to gesture and guess. Do you understand?"

"understood!"

“So easy!”

"Let's get started! I can't wait!"

"I must let you see my ability of body expression!"

"cut!"

"Okay, who goes first?"

Hu Li glanced at the people who were eager to try. They all looked very confident. She didn't know where their confidence came from, especially Yu He. His video of performing shaman dance was still hanging on the Internet.

Hu Li's eyes swept over the faces of several children who were vying to raise their hands, and finally she pointed at the silent Ling Jiushi, "How about Lingling, you guess first, who do you want to show you?"

"what???"

Ling Jiushi looked up blankly. His head was almost under the table. How could he be pulled out by Hu Li?

OK! Just guess, it's only a matter of time!

"Let me do it!"

Ruan Lanzhu stood up and drew a piece of paper with the answer to the riddle, "Let's guess the answer by gestures!"

"Okay, but you can't give hints!"

Hu Li nodded in agreement. Ruan Lanzhu glanced at the note in his hand and walked to a more open area across the table.

Ruan Lanzhu raised three fingers to Ling Jiushi. Ling Jiushi's eyes lit up and he immediately answered, "Three words!!!"

Ruan Lanzhu nodded with a smile, stretched out his index finger and shook it, then held up the fingers of both hands and showed them to him one by one, until he pressed the ninth finger, then shook his hand to indicate that there were no more.

"The first word is nine!"

Ling Jiushi looked at Ruan Lanzhu with sparkling eyes. It didn't seem that difficult! No wonder they all seemed so confident!

Ruan Lanzhu gave him a thumbs up in appreciation, saying he was so smart!

"What's the second word?"

Ling Jiushi couldn't wait to urge him to continue.

Ruan Lanzhu made the number two, then pointed at the corner of his mouth. He first retracted all the expressions on his face, and then the corner of his mouth gradually curved up into a smile.

"laugh!!!"

Ling Jiushi answered immediately, but Ruan Lanzhu shook his hand, "Same pronunciation!"

Then he made the number three, indicating that Ling Jiushi should guess the third word first.

After thinking about it, Ruan Lanzhu walked to the living room and pointed in front of the sofa and then behind the sofa.

Ling Jiushi was confused. Jiuxiao sofa? What is that?

Ruan Lanzhu walked to the two steps behind the sofa, motioned Ling Jiushi to look at him, then he exerted a little force with his feet, and flew over the sofa directly from the steps like an eagle spreading its wings.

"what?"

Ling Jiushi was even more confused, what is this???

[Fuck! He can really fly!]

[No! Boss Ruan, are you here to show off your skills? ? ? ]

[What is it? Nine Laughing Flying Sofa? ? ?]

[Hahahahahaha, Lingling, who was full of confidence just now, is now completely confused hahahahahaha]

[Everyone here is confused hahahahahaha]

"What is the action I just did called?"

Ruan Lanzhu couldn't help but remind him.

"Jump?"

"fly?"

"Across?"

Ruan Lanzhu held his forehead with his hand and asked, "Can't it be Yue?"

"jump?"

Ling Jiushi had an idea, and this time Ruan Lanzhu nodded.

"Nine Laughing Leaps???"

Ling Jiushi scratched his head, "Jiuxiaoyue!!!"

"Correct!"

Ruan Lanzhu nodded in appreciation, "Smart!"

"What? How can there be such a solution? Shouldn't it be something we see every day?"

Yu He looked at the director with dissatisfaction. This was Ling Jiushi. For someone like him who did not have a rich knowledge reserve, how could he guess this?

"Don't worry, there are simple ones. It depends on whether you can draw them!"

The director smiled and picked up the box with the answer slip and shook it, "How about you go first?"

"I?"

Yu He looked at everyone else. No one wanted to meet his gaze. This guy's brain was like new. If he was asked to guess the answer, wouldn't the person making the gestures be exhausted to death?

"Why are you guys like this???"

Yu He was unhappy, "You are discriminating! This is bullying! This is exclusion!"

“You have such a rich vocabulary!”

Le Yin couldn't help but speak and rolled her eyes, and was immediately caught by Yu He and made gestures to him.

I have to say that Yu He is really hard to lead. Le Yin is already exhausted from competing, but he just can't guess the last word.

"I give up!"

tired!

Le Yin slumped in the chair, staring at the ceiling with lifeless eyes. Not only was this bastard not smart, he also had a bad temper. He was so angry that he almost wanted to hit him, but he finally managed to suppress himself!

"What's the last word?"

Yu He angrily tried to take the note from Le Yin's hand, but he froze instantly when he saw the three words on the note.

“I’m really impressed!!!”

"Why this?"

Le Yin sat up straight and looked at him with contempt, "It's describing you. This is probably the way words are used to describe people!"

Bu Yi He reacted and continued, "Brother Lingling is Jiuxiaoyue, and you are Wuyang Beast, how appropriate!"

The onlookers were trying not to laugh so hard; they had already guessed it long ago, but this idiot just couldn't guess it right.

"What the hell!!!"

Yu He rushed forward and said, "You are the Five Oceans Turtle!"

The two of them immediately started fighting, and he didn't understand why there was such a word in it? He had also played this game when he was on a variety show, and people were normal!

"Did you do it on purpose?"

Yu He ran to the director angrily, put his hands on his hips, and asked, "Did you two collude to mess with me?"

Otherwise, how could it be such a coincidence that I had to guess this word?

"Injustice!"

The director raised his hands. This was really a random draw. Who knew that their group would be the one chosen?

"Humph!"

Yu He turned around proudly, "Who will guess next?"

Everyone looked at each other. If Yu Hebi was the next one to go up, whoever went up would be in danger!

[No one wants to be in the same group with my stupid son...]

[No one dared to look at him directly hahahahahahaha]

[Pass it on, from now on Yu He will be called Wuyang Bie! ! ! ]

[Destruction is written all over Le Yin’s face! I’m tired!]

[Which kind person can come and save the stupid son? Maybe he is good at gestures?]

[Come on! Have you forgotten that your son's dance turned into a shaman dance?]

[Sorry! Cover your face.jpg]

"No one wants to guess what Yu He gestured?"

Hu Li looked around at everyone with a gloating look. Weren't they all so proud just now? Why are they all so depressed now? She turned to look at Yu He again, "How about I do something?"

Yu He shrugged. What else could he do?

"Come on, little raccoon!"

"what???"

Xiaoli's eyes widened. Not to mention that they didn't know each other before the show, even if they knew each other now, they didn't have time to develop a tacit understanding. And Yu He's uncoordinated body movements, did she really not need to eat dinner tonight?

"Fine!"

If you don’t want to eat, then don’t eat. You’re not hungry now anyway!

As expected, after the dancing turned into a shaman dance, Yu He’s jokes on the internet were supplemented with a new masterpiece. Not only was he exhausted, but Xiaoli also missed out on dinner.

[HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK HASHHAHAHAHAHA]

[Excuse me, excuse me, my son is only suitable for acting, he really has no talent in body movements...]

[The other guests almost died of laughter hahahahahahahahahahaha]

[No, he looks like he can dance, but he changes when he moves, hahahahahahahaha]

[Laugh until the roosters crow hahahahahahahahahahahahaha]

Thanks to Jiaozi Guoba!!!, Fuyaozhishangqiwanli, and Haiyan, my favorite little cutie, for sending me the love-generated electricity. I love you guys~

Thank you Butterfly Cat for the love letter, muah~