System: My worldview has collapsed, please let me be quiet

Jiang Meiling rolled her eyes at 005: What kind of mobile phone? Mobile phones of this era can only play Snake at best. I don't want this phone.

System 005: Then... do you want a mobile phone that can play TikTok?

Jiang Meiling: What? A phone that can watch TikTok? ! Really? !

System 005: Really, Huawei’s latest model is awesome!

Jiang Meiling: ...It’s okay, you can learn some English.

System 005: Oh, no matter whether it’s English or not, I just want to ask you whether you want it or not?

Jiang Meiling: Yes, yes, yes! This phone is much better than the millions my uncle gave me.

I have thoroughly experienced the fun of Tik Tok, which is something that money cannot buy.

System 005: Well, host, please let Daomingsi remember your name within 2 hours! Tip: You cannot introduce yourself, and when others call you, it will be automatically filtered into a "beep" sound in Daomingsi's ears to harmonize it.

Jiang Meiling was quiet for a while.

In other words, no matter whether it is her brother calling her name, her mother calling her name, or she calling her own name, as long as the three words "Jiang Meiling" appear, they will be automatically censored into "beep", right?

Jiang Meiling: Hey, why don't you just be harmonious? Why do you have to make "beep--"? This "beep--" is so unpleasant to the ear. If you make it a few more times, it will become "beep-beep-beep--".

System 005: Host, the mission timer has started. Please cheer up, host.

Jiang Meiling: Beep, beep, beep, I beep and you beep—

After Jiang Meiling complained about the task assigned to her by 005, she still had to follow the system's requirements and make Daomingsi remember her name within two hours.

However, in order to verify whether the harmonious words set by the system are effective, Jiang Meiling decided to attack Daomingsi directly first.

After Jiang Meiling was brought to Daoming Si by her brother Jiang Zixiao, she coughed and began to introduce herself, "Handsome guy, my name is Jiang Meiling."

Daoming Si was bewildered.

She looked at the decent-looking girl in front of her with a face full of question marks.

Why do you have to introduce yourself as "Beep——?"

"You, your name..."

Jiang Meiling was very happy, and even said that her name was censored into a beep——

Isn't he fine?

As expected, none of the crappy systems are reliable.

"Your name is 'Beep--' huh?"

"puff……"

Everyone at the scene couldn't help but burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, sister, he said your name is 'Beep--'" Brother Jiang Zixiao laughed even more hatefully, completely losing the appearance of the handsome little boy in the past.

Jiang Meiling glared at Jiang Zixiao, "You are the one who talks nonsense. You are the best at talking nonsense!"

Daomingsi had no idea what they were talking about, and what he heard was indeed a "beep"!

"Ahem, Daomingsi, I'll say it again, my name is Jiang... Never mind, I'll write it down for you to see!" As smart as she is, since the system said that even if she introduced herself as Jiang Meiling, it would be censored into a "beep", but if she didn't introduce herself and wrote her name with a pen, it would also be censored!

Jiang Meiling happily opened the drawer and took out paper and pen.

Then, she happily wrote the three words "Jiang Meiling" on the paper.

Looking at her own neat handwriting, Jiang Meiling couldn't help but smile.

"Here, let me show you my name."

Daomingsi took the paper and glanced at the words on it.

System 005 quickly modified the rules in the background.

Therefore, the three words "Jiang Meiling" that Daoming Si should have seen suddenly turned into a big "beep——"

Daomingsi raised his head and looked at Jiang Meiling like a fool, "I know, your name is Beep--"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Once again, everyone present laughed mercilessly.

Jiang Meiling stood up straight. Okay, she accepted it.

I can't write or speak.

How can I make Daomingsi remember her name?

Jiang Meiling thought for a while and asked Daomingsi, "Let me ask you, do you know what 10+10=?" "Hey, I have lost my memory, not stupid!" Daomingsi felt that his IQ was insulted.

"Don't be angry first, do you know what grade you are in now?"

"Me? I study..." Daomingsi thought for a moment. He was 20 years old this year. He remembered that he had failed a grade for three years...

After thinking for a moment, Daoming Si still felt that Jiang Meiling was insulting him, "Why are you like this? I just failed a grade, but you can't ask such an insulting question to my intelligence, right?"

Jiang Meiling turned around and looked at her uncle who was eating melon on the side.

But her uncle glanced away, as if explaining to her that don't ask him, he doesn't know who Daomingsi inherited his IQ from.

"Okay, let's not ask questions that insult our intelligence."

"You! You still bring it up!" Daomingsi was so angry that he almost died.

Jiang Meiling thought and thought, and finally came up with a question.

"Ahem, listen carefully."

"Among these people here, is there anyone who is your father?"

Daoming Si listened to the question, then his eyes flickered to the men in front of him.

Finally, he pointed at Jiang Zixiao, "Him! I think his handsomeness matches my looks very well. I must have inherited his great genes! So, he is my dad."

Dao Minghang: I have to hold back and not beat his son anymore. How stupid!

Jiang Zixiao: It’s not even dawn yet, have I become a father?

Jiang Zixiao waved her hand and said, "Sister, don't ask anymore. Brother Dao didn't lose his memory, he just became stupid."

"Brother Dao? So you are my younger brother?" Daomingsi nodded, "Then, you are my father." He pointed at Jiang Shangyi and asked again.

"It certainly won't be that ugly, short three-legged one. It's too ugly."

TD Air: I can’t stand it…

"Rebellious son! I will beat you to death!"

"Hey! Uncle!"

"Brother-in-law, calm down!"

A group of people swarmed forward, really afraid that Daoming Hang would hit Daoming Si with a stick and he would be lying down again.

After some communication, Daomingsi finally understood that Daominghang was his father.

"That's fine. There are so many men with two legs, but it's hard to find one with three legs. Since you want to be my father so much, I'll let you be one. Then again, you are my mother, right?" Daomingsi said, and immediately pointed at Lu Mianmian.

This scared Jiang Shangyi.

He immediately stood up and protected his wife, "Nephew, this is not your mother, this is your aunt."

"Ahem, yes, this is my mother." Jiang Meiling covered her mouth and coughed.

"What? Such a beautiful woman is not my mother? I don't believe it."

When Lu Mianmian was praised for her beauty, a smile immediately appeared on her face. "Oh, Xiaosi, although I also want to be your mother...but...I'm really not your mother..."

"Then where is my mother?" Daomingsi looked around and found that there was no other woman at the scene.