I became beautiful by eating melons

Ye Rou ran straight to the dining room, and as soon as she entered, she stopped.

The atmosphere inside was depressing and silent. Everyone's face was pale, their eyes were dark, and they had their heads half-lowered, looking silent.

"..." Ye Rou walked in carefully and asked tentatively: "Are you all okay?"

What she actually wanted to ask was: Are you still alive?

Zheng Zhiyuan looked up tiredly and saw Ye Rou forcing a smile, "Xiao Rou is up."

"Yeah." Ye Rou nodded, and seeing her master smiling, she greeted him, "Master!"

Liu Yutang nodded, and his forced smile was even uglier than Zheng Zhiyuan's.

Even her master is not normal, and Ye Rou urgently needs someone to answer her questions.

"Sister-in-law." An extremely weak voice came from the corner of the table.

Ye Rou looked over and saw that the young man who was a fashionable and energetic man yesterday now had sunken cheeks and a pale face. To be honest, he looked a bit like a zombie.

"Wang Honghong, what's wrong with you?" He looked so miserable that Ye Rou subconsciously wanted to take his pulse.

"Sister-in-law, it's hard to put it into words." Wang Honghong wiped her face, feeling that she was hurting her own side while hurting the enemy.

He and Meng Guan did not go home last night. They were playing poker in the yard where they lived in order to wait for the fun.

They didn't have to wait too long. At nine o'clock in the evening, the yard next door became lively.

He and Meng Guan looked at each other and ran to the top of the wall to see.

There were a few old men standing at the gap, all of whom were woken up to watch the excitement.

Adhering to the traditional virtue of respecting the elderly and loving the young, the two of them did not rush to grab the gap, but moved the ladder and climbed up to the top of the wall.

"Give me a hand." Wang Honghong said to Meng Guan who was already sitting on the wall.

Meng Guan made room and pulled him up.

As soon as Wang Honghong sat down, she saw a man rushing out from a house in the next yard. It was Qian Meiyu's son who had a broken leg.

He limped and covered his buttocks, his expression confused, tormented, unbelievable and overwhelmed with anxiety. In short, it was very complicated and could not be described in words.

He took two steps with his buttocks clamped together, but before he walked out of the yard, his expression suddenly relaxed, and then a foul smell spread.

“…”Wang Honghong didn’t expect the beginning to be so explosive.

The series of events that followed were beyond the bottom line of what all the onlookers could accept.

The man seemed in disbelief, his face flushed and his body froze in place.

Before he could react, his mother, wife, and son all ran out of the room, covering their buttocks and squeezing their legs together.

My mother and wife were more reserved and ran to the toilet in a hurry with red faces.

His son couldn't bear it anymore, so he took off his pants, stuck his butt out, and contributed the first stream of yellow water.

It was right in the yard, right under everyone's noses.

Wang Honghong's smile froze halfway through. He came to watch the fun, not to see others getting hungry. There is a fundamental difference between the two.

But it's too late.

This column of water seemed to be the starting signal. The three families in the yard ran out one after another and rushed to the only toilet, but it was already full.

A group of people were standing outside the toilet with their legs clamped together and their buttocks covered, their faces flushed red.

But the person in the toilet didn't come out for a long time.

"I can't hold it anymore." Lin Chunhua's son yelled. He tore off a piece of paper, found a place at random, took off his pants and fired a series of cannon shots.

This was the signal to start. The others looked at each other and no longer hesitated.

Lin Chunhua wanted to find a place near Qian Meiyu's house, but she couldn't hold on and had to squat under the wall of Hua Xiaoyu's house. She had just taken off her pants when she heard a scream from Hua Xiaoyu's house.

The next second, Lai Zi and Hua Xiaoyu rushed out of the house with their naked buttocks and rice fields underneath them.

Lin Chunhua understood everything in an instant.

She no longer cared about the churning in her stomach and cursed at the two bitches.

As we all know, using both your mouth and butt at the same time can have some bad effects.

really……

All in all, last night was pretty explosive. No, it was very explosive.

After watching what happened last night, Wang Honghong was able to barely get up this morning, but Meng Guan had already collapsed from vomiting.

This morning he went to Mengguan's room and saw him lying on the bed with a dazed look in his eyes. He seemed to be alive but his soul had been polluted.

Wang Honghong was afraid of contaminating her sister-in-law, the only clean person in the yard who had not been contaminated by both smell and vision, so she only gave a rough account of the result: "Yesterday they had a big fight, and we called the police to take them away. They were all exhausted, and the police had to carry them out. It was not easy, ugh!"

The last word was a sigh from Wang Honghong's stomach and heart.

He covered his mouth and couldn't bear it any longer, so he ran out of the dining room.

"..." Ye Rou was sincerely grateful to Jiang Chen for giving up the idea of ​​her joining in the fun last night.

She has very sensitive senses, and if she really saw it, her nose would probably be broken.

Ye Rou knew what was best for her and stopped asking questions. She sat on the chair and waited for dinner.

She wanted to reminisce about the past with her master, but when the mute woman brought over a small bowl of yellow rice porridge, her master suddenly stood up from his chair, his face darker than the bottom of the pot. He shook his head as if he couldn't accept it, and rushed out without looking back.

Then her grandfather, Grandma Song, and aunt saw the bowl of rice porridge, their faces changed drastically and they ran out one after another.

"..." Ye Rou looked at the only survivor at the table - Grandpa Zhou.

Zhou Yuqing raised the corners of his mouth high, and his face was full of wrinkles from smiling.

Ye Rou: "Grandpa Zhou, didn't you go to watch the fun last night?"

Zhou Yuqing's smile disappeared. He had a fight with a frog last night.

He exchanged the chicken leg for the frog in Xiao Huihui's mouth and brought it back to his yard. He wanted to put it in the pond as a living scene, just thinking about the beautiful scenery of lotus flowers, small pond, lotus leaves and frogs under the moonlight.

But the frog was particularly unruly and made a mess of his pond. He was so angry that he wanted to catch it and teach it a lesson. After a lot of trouble, he was defeated and fell into the pond. The frog landed on his head and croaked.

And just like that, he missed the excitement.

But there is an old saying from our ancestors: A blessing in disguise.

Zhou Yuqing now thanks the frog from the bottom of his heart.

Jiang Chen walked into the dining room with an irritated look on his face. When he saw Ye Rou, he immediately strode towards her and said unhappily, "Why are you getting up so early?"

Ye Rou glared at him and said, the sun was already shining on her butt, it was still early.

Zhou Yuqing called Jiang Chen and said earnestly, "Jiang boy, wait until the yard next door is vacated and clean it up to make a garden."

"Isn't that your old house?" Jiang Chen hugged Ye Rou and put his head on her shoulder.

Ye Rou disliked his heavy head and pushed him away.

The old house became an open-air toilet. This blow might have been unbearable for Zhou Yuqing, who was only 30 years old. But now that he is old, he has seen more things and has a higher level of acceptance. But he still can't bear it...!

He said with a dark face: "I don't want it anyway, if you want it, I'll give it to you."

Seeing Mr. Zhou’s defense break, Ye Rou finally couldn’t hold back the laughter she had been holding back all morning. She covered her mouth and her eyes narrowed with laughter.