Genshin Impact: Teyvat High School

Chapter 3 Self-introduction

"Baizhu, apply some iodine to her."

Sister Qin took me to the infirmary.

"Hey? Someone came to visit on the first day of school?"

The man in the infirmary pushed up his glasses.

Sister Qin asked me to sit on the chair in front of the person in the infirmary.

I took a look. The guy had green hair, low-framed glasses, and a snake-like scarf wrapped around his neck? What a weird taste. His clothes were so short that his belly button was exposed. He looked like a very feminine boy.

But the way he's dressed, the toilet should be very welcoming to him, and he's probably a frequent visitor, hahaha.

"why are you laughing?"

"what?"

Eh? How did he know I was smiling? Did I show it?

"Did I...did I laugh?"

He put down a dark red bottle, took out a cotton swab, dipped it in the water in the bottle, and gently wiped it on my nose.

"hiss--"

I felt the pain and stepped back reflexively.

"What's wrong? Does it hurt?"

"Well, sort of."

I nodded.

"Well, Bai Shu, I feel relieved to leave her to you. I have some things to do in the Knights' Order, so I will leave first."

"Okay, Captain Qin, go ahead and leave her to me."

Sister Qin closed the door gently and left.

The green-haired boy continued to wipe the iodine on me.

"You're a freshman, right? What's your name?"

"My name is Ying, and this is my first time in this school."

For some reason, I blushed a little. I don’t know what I was thinking. The two of us were very close. It was the first time for me to be so close to a boy.

I looked at him with a blush, but he continued to wipe the iodine on my face without changing his expression.

Wait! What on earth am I thinking about! Ying! Stop imagining nonsense!

"Hello, Ying, my name is Bai Zhu, you can just call me by my name, I'm a sophomore, currently managing this infirmary, but how did you get this injury, it looks like..."

"like what?"

"It's like banging your head against a wall."

It's so accurate, I just banged my head against the wall, the kind of thing that happens when a frame bangs against a big wall! But it's not that I can't get over it, it's just that chameleon!

"Bai Shu, you guessed it right! I just ran into a wall."

Wait! Why did I say that out loud! Ahhh, this is so bad, this is so bad, will he think I’m sick!

"Because it was a prank by someone else, haha."

"Hey? How did you know?"

"What normal person would bump into a wall for no apparent reason?"

"Yes, but to be precise, it wasn't a human playing a prank, it was a chameleon!"

"Chameleon? Um...it's Tevarin, right!"

"Hey! Baishu, how did you know?"

"Because it has played tricks on other people, and I know that."

"Does Bai Shu know where this Tevarin came from? Why didn't the Knights catch him?"

"Well...it's Wendy's pet."

"Hey? Who is Wendy?"

"The head teacher of Mond class."

"I see. All right."

Baizhu took out another Band-Aid and put it on my nose.

"Okay, tear it off before you go to bed at night, and don't sleep with it on."

"Bai Shu, are you done? Do you want to pay?"

"No need. We are all classmates from the same school. It's getting late now. The homeroom teacher should be here soon. You should go now."

"Okay, okay! Thank you, Brother Baishu! I'm leaving now. Bye~"

"Goodbye~"

"Don't come here again, no one is welcome here!"

"Hey? Who's talking?"

"it's me!"

I knew it wasn't Bai Zhu's voice, but the voice came from Bai Zhu. I looked at the scarf around his neck.

"The scarf is talking?!!!"

"Idiot, I'm a snake! My name is Changsheng!"

"Bai Shu! How could you adopt a snake? It's so scary!"

"Haha~"

"???"

My face was full of question marks.

"If you don't go to class now, you'll be late!"

"Oh! Bye~"

I opened the door and walked out, then closed the door gently, holding the door handle, thinking to myself.

It’s obviously a scarf, how can it speak? It’s so magical!

……

I came to the Liyue class according to the information on the admission book, and when I opened the door, I found that many classmates were already in the class.

I found a window seat in the back row and sat down, looking at the scenery outside the window.

Suddenly a man wearing a green hat walked in with a stack of books.

I turned my head and took a look.

Wait! Why does this person look so familiar! Isn't this the person who was talking to the air when I parked my bike? ! ! Why is he here?

"Have the students arrived yet?"

After hearing this, many people found seats and sat down.

The man took a glance and smiled.

"Looks like everyone is here. Hello, my name is Barbatos. From today on, I will be your homeroom teacher. So now, please introduce yourself!"

He pointed at a girl wearing purple and black clothes, with twin ponytails and even an eye patch. The girl stood up and shouted:

"I am the Princess of Judgment, the master of [Pure Land of Dark Night]! I am in charge of the sins of the world and cleanse evil with the thunder of judgment! I have come to Teyvat in response to the call of fate! Servant who bears the name of Judgment, followers who covet the ceremony of consecration of this princess! Use your things that listen to the response of the world to listen to the holy name of this princess! This will be your supreme glory!"

She suddenly paused, probably because she couldn't say so many words in one breath.

"My real name is Fischl von Rufuschloss Nafedot! If you want to call me, just shout Fischl!"

She suddenly took out a purple and black doll from her pocket. The doll looked a bit like a crow.

"This is the breath of a person with supreme bloodline, the King of Night Crows - Ozwaldo Hefnavanis!! However, if you want to call him, just Oz. He is the most loyal follower of this princess!"

Ah, how can there be such a chuunibyou person! Isn't it embarrassing?

Seeing Barbatos on the podium blushing, he smiled and said:

"Okay, thank you very much for your passionate self-introduction, Fischl. Please take a seat. Next."

Another young man with grey hair and wearing a brown and black cloak stood up.

"My name is Lei Ze. Please take care of me."

He said and sat down.

What's wrong with him? Is he still unable to speak? He speaks in a halting manner and rarely introduces himself.

"Okay, thank you, Lei Ze. Next one."

She had two ponytails again. She said in a soft and sweet voice:

"Hello everyone, my name is Barbara, my full name is Gunhild Barbara, I used to be a nun in the church, I don't have any special skills, how about I sing a song for you."

She cleared her throat.

“Da~da~da~da~da~da~da~da~da!”

The pleasant music filled the classroom, and it seemed that my mood improved a lot.

"Haha, go for it Barbara!"

"Barbara rush!"

Suddenly, the boy next to her jumped up and shouted like Barbara, which scared her.

"Well, Barbatos, I am also your believer."

"Ahaha, ok, thank you Barbara, please sit down. Boy, since you have already stood up, you can introduce yourself."

"Okay! My name is Albert, I'm Barbara's most loyal fan and the president of the Barbara Idol Association."

"Huh? Why didn't I know about this association?"

"I created this association myself. I am the only one in this association right now, but I believe that the number of members will increase in the future. I must let everyone know how wonderful Barbara is!"

"Hey, don't take this!"

Barbara waved her hand and said to Albert.

"Besides, I also know the song that Barbara just sang, so I'm going to make a fool of myself in front of you!"

“Ahem, hit!! Hit, hit!! Hit!!! Hit, hit! Hit!! Hit-hit!”

The terrible music almost cost me my life. Many people covered their ears with distorted expressions on their faces.

"Uh... well... Albert, maybe you're really not suitable for singing, and you're seriously out of tune, so please don't sing."

"What! Is Barbara complaining about my bad singing?"

It's really nice to listen to, it's free, it's life-threatening!!

"No...no, Albert, you sang...sang very well, but don't sing next time!"

"Okay, I'll listen to Barbara!"

"Uh...thank you Albert for your self-introduction, very spirited. Next!"

Suddenly, a person wearing a blue hat stood up. The clothes she was wearing made her look like a sorcerer.