Genshin Impact: Teyvat High School

"Oh my, remember to invite me to your wedding! Asking me to cook would be nice too!"

"Hey! Why is it happening again?!"

"Hello, my name is Xiangling, and I'm the daughter of the boss of Wanmin Hall! Your name is Ying, right? I support you two!"

"Hey……"

Well, now you can’t wash yourself clean even if you jump into the Yellow River.

"Xiao, you should explain it too."

I turned around and found that Xiao put on his mask silently without saying a word.

"What do you mean by wearing a mask!!!"

"Is this the test the world gives you?"

"Now stop playing riddles and feed me! Help me!"

"Um……"

"Didn't you say, 'If you encounter a disaster, call me'? I'm encountering it now."

"You didn't call me by my name."

"elf!"

"My name is the Golden Eagle Dapeng."

"Golden Eagle Dapeng!"

"My name is actually the Three-Eyed Five-Manifestation Immortal."

"Three-eyed and five-manifested immortal!"

"I am also called the Guardian Yaksha."

"If you don't want to help, just say so."

“Is this what [karma] is?”

Xiao turned his head to the other side.

"...Ah this..."

"I recently wrote a novel called 'The Broken Sword and the Sinking Sand'. I have already written your plot into it. Let me show it to you."

Xingqiu suddenly handed me the notebook he had written.

Okay, I'll take it and tear it into pieces for you!

"Oh, okay, let me take a look."

I took the notebook from Xingqiu and read it carefully.

Uh... what is this? Alien writing? I can't understand a word!

"How is it? Seeing how serious you look, it should be okay."

"Uh... I can't understand your foreign language. Can you write in Chinese?"

"Ah?!! What I wrote is Chinese!"

"Ah?! This is Chinese. Did I go to elementary and middle school for nothing?"

"Ah, no, it's okay, I'm used to it. Most people can't understand my handwriting, so it's not your fault. Forget it, I'll give it to Chongyun. Only he can understand my handwriting."

Xingqiu took the notebook, turned around and walked away, whispering:

“I wrote well.”

I watched him leave.

"Wait! Delete the story you just wrote about us!"

He seemed not to hear.

"Hey, forget it."

"Lululu~"

Suddenly a brown pet ran up to me and took the lunch box out of my bag.

Why? what's the situation?

He just opened the lunch box.

"Hey! That's my lunch."

I don’t know what Xiangling was doing at her seat, but she turned around when she heard me shouting.

"Ah? Guoba! How can you steal other people's food!"

"Lou?"

"Pot crust! Bad!"

"Lou!"

The little brown bear suddenly tilted its head and looked at Xiangling, as if it could understand human language.

Xiangling took the little bear and said to me:

"This is yours, right? I'm sorry, I didn't take good care of it."

I smiled and said:

"It's okay, it's okay, just a lunch, nothing."

Woohoo, my meal! I'm going to be hungry again at noon, woohoo.

"By the way, this is my pet, named Guoba."

"Ahh, it's so cute!"

What the hell is so cute, my food, woooooo, woooo, my food!

"The rice crust has soiled your rice. It's inedible now. I'm so sorry."

"It's okay. I don't mind."

I don't care! Take your pet and get out of my sight! My food! Woo woo woo woo.

(Narrator) Ying couldn't eat her lunch because it was soiled by the rice crust, so she had to go hungry at noon. This caused her to have a broken mood, and she cried and made a fuss out of anger. She looked so pitiful.

"Well, if you don't mind, come to my house for lunch! You know Wanmin Hall, right? I'll treat you! Just consider it as an apology."

I don't want to see it again, no matter what your conditions are? !!! Free lunch!!! Yeah!!!

"Sure! I agree!"

I suddenly jumped up and shouted.

"Hey?!"

Xiangling seemed to be frightened as well.

"Oh, okay, as long as Ying agrees, don't run away during lunch time, wait for me!"

"Okay, I'll definitely wait for you!"

If you have a free lunch, don't miss it! Although I bought that lunch box with my remaining change, it's nothing compared to the feast at Wanmintang.

"Okay then! It's settled, Guoba, you're not allowed to make trouble again!"

"Lululu~"

...Xiang Ling turned around and did not know what she was doing.

……

"How about it?"

Xingqiu showed the novel he had written to Chongyun, who read it carefully.

Ying looked at them quietly.

"is acceptable."

Wow! There are people who can actually read Xingqiu's calligraphy!

"How's the plot?"

"is acceptable."

Hmm... Ask Xingqiu to read it to me when I get a chance.

"What about the character?"

"is acceptable."

Why did Chongyun only say "it's okay"?

"What about the background?"

"is acceptable."

Uh... why do I feel like Chongyun didn't read it and can only use it to perfunctorily appease Xingqiu?

"What about the image?"

"is acceptable."

Well... I feel it's just perfunctory, but I can understand that since you can understand Xingqiu's words.

"How's the handwriting?"

"is acceptable."

Is this okay?! ? You didn’t even read the words!

"Uh, are you only able to use the word 'no'?"

"It's OK, oh no, it's not bad."

"..."

Phew, I even began to doubt that he couldn't understand Xingqiu's handwriting.

……

"Hahaha, you can't catch up with me!"

A tall figure suddenly flashed outside the window.

"Boring! Incompetent!"

The green figure following behind is... Xiao?

Why did Xiao chase that person?

I watched the two of them flash past the window.

after awhile……

"Don't come over here! I'm the boss of the Huanglong faction!"

Mafia? !!!

"I have many younger brothers. Be careful and I'll show you how powerful they are!"

In the office...

"Morax, your class seems to be having a fight with the sophomores, are you doing anything about it?"

"Barbuzer, it seems that the sophomore is a student in your class, right? Shouldn't he be in charge of it?"

"Morax, Inazuma Class 2, you are the 'real' homeroom teacher, it's not my responsibility."

"It's okay. I trust Xiao. I don't care what happens. Don't we have the Knights led by Jean, the Tenryo Bugyo led by Kujo, and the Thousand Rocks led by Ningguang? It's okay to manage so many things."

"Morax, you have a really good attitude."

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I want to buy some osmanthus flowers and carry some wine..."

"Morax, it was you who read the poem."

Morax picked up a teacup.

"Very good, very good, then the next sentence should be not too little..."

"Huang Long is the best fighter in the world! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

Snapped--

Morax crushed the teacup directly.

"Morax?"

"I'll be out for a moment."

"Strike gently."

Don't you mean to ignore whatever happens?

……

"Haha ..., you little dwarf, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, you won't grow tall! Hahahaha..."

"Tsk, Jingyao Nuo Dance!"

"The heavens are moving."

“Hahahahahahahahahaha—”

……

"What's going on outside?"

"do not know."

……

After a while, Xiao walked in from outside.

I looked over and realized that Xiao was really not that tall. He had been sitting down before and I didn't realize that he was shorter than all the classmates. (He Pu Yuan +1)

"What happened? Why did you arrest that noisy guy?"

"I'm going to the bathroom."

"Huh? Then?"

"Then that person came out and compared heights with me, and kept saying that I couldn't grow taller."

"puff!"

"why are you laughing?"

"Nothing, nothing, just thinking of something happy."

"what's up."

"Xiang Ling wants to treat me to lunch at noon."

"Oh, I'm happy for you."

……

"Hey! Nine Tengu! Let me go."

"Could you please stop causing me trouble!"

Outside the window, a big sister with short black hair passed by, escorting the noisy person.

"who are they?"

"Kujo Sara and Aratake Ichito from the Inazuma Second Division. Kujo is the leader of the Tenryo Bugyo."

"Oh."