Pirates: The system can also be the protagonist!

Hello everyone, I am Tianyuan author, the husband of Tianyuan Flower. Now let Xiaozun talk to you a few words!

You can watch it or not.

Question: "Hello Mr. Emperor, may I ask why you have so many wives?"

Emperor Zun: "This is a very good question. I came to this world to enjoy myself. Since I want to enjoy myself, it is reasonable for me to have so many wives!"

Question: “Do you think life is imperfect?”

Emperor Zun: "Imperfect? ​​Well... probably not. Although I have destroyed many civilizations, I still think that I am a good person. Saving the world is just a side job. And I also like to hear people say thank you to me."

Question: "Come to think of it, some people seem to say that you are not cruel enough and you hesitate to kill someone. What do you think?"

Emperor Zun: "Why do you want to kill people? I am a good person, and the people I want to kill, no one can survive for half a day, right? Isn't it decisive enough? Are you talking about Aunt? And the navy?"

"Well, when we were on Cake Island, I was getting married. Couldn't you see? I wanted a bride! As for the navy, aren't they all Peacock's relatives and friends? Why would I kill them?"

Question: "I see. Now that we've mentioned Peacock, some people say you're a bootlicker. What do you think?"

Emperor Zun was furious: "Hey! Which bastard said that? I only lick 13, okay? Is being nice to your wife also called a dog licker? Doesn't a dog licker mean licking the goddess Bai Yueguang and getting a good guy card? Is the one who gets her also considered a dog licker? What kind of logic is that?"

Q: "Okay, okay, Mr. Emperor, please let go, I can't breathe."

The Emperor stood up and left with a cold snort.

"Wait wait wait, Mr. Emperor, there is one more thing. Can you please ask your wives to give blessings to everyone?"

Emperor Zun glared at him: "Since everyone is as handsome as me, okay!"

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1Noqigao: "Blessings? Why not treat everyone to an orange?"

2 Peacock: "What? No blessing, but I can teach you. Oh! No, my little cutie won't let me teach others."

3 Dashiqi: "I don't have much to wish you, I just wish you good health!"

4 Nami: "Give me the money first. One blessing is worth Baileys."

5Robin: "Haha...I hope you can stay alive."

6Allita: "If you want a blessing, then tell me first, who is the most beautiful woman in the world?"

7 Weiwei: "Ahahaha... does good weather and good harvest count as a blessing?"

8Mikita: "Great! But you have to try the chocolate ice cream I made first."

9Connie: "Why don't you play a song to congratulate me on my marriage?"

10 Khalifa: "Have you seen my movie? I want to wish you a happy new life..."

11Perona: "Happy Ghost! Go!"

12 Xia Lulia: "I want a pet. I haven't had one since MapleStory, but I'm too embarrassed to tell you. I'm afraid it will be embarrassing if the Emperor finds out that he forgot."

13 Hancock: "No, go away! The only one who can be blessed by me is that sir."

14 Little Sadie: "Pah! Pah! The steel whip hits people. As long as the force is controlled well, you can experience the best of the world!"

15 Domino: "Well...try not to get hit by little Sadie! Happy New Year."

16 Kozuki Hiyori: "I can dance and play music. I can perform."

17 Shinobu: "I really can't stand you anymore, so you came to me, a mature female ninja? Then... Hey! Hey! Don't leave!"

18Tina: "Isn't the Spring Festival over? Why do we need to send blessings? Tina was confused."

19Charlie: "Come and have a cup of coffee! I can treat you."

20 Shirahoshi: "Hmm... I'm so happy! I don't know what to say, um, um... this..."

21Garret: "I already told you I can't bake a cake! Find someone else."

22 Smoothie: "Want some juice? We have all kinds. What?! You want to drink mine? No, mine is only for Emperor."

23 Reiju: "Blessings... Then I wish you immunity to all poisons!"

24 Brin: “…” (Click, memory cuts out.)

(What was I going to do? Forget it, I forgot. I won’t waste my time. Let’s finish it.)

25 Gallot

26 Yamato

27 Runti

28 Black Maria

29 Monet

30 Viola

31 Sugar

32baby5

33 Rebecca

34 Custard

35 Stussy

36s Snake, Medusa

37 Dor

38 Betty

39 Kerla

40Ashilu

41 Alpha

42 Geertz

43 Gion

44 Skylark

45 Junzi

46 Kemi

47 Merlot

48 Marumietta

49 Xiaoyu

50 Alice

51 Bonnie

52 Laqi

53 Salamandra

………………

That’s about it, well, I suddenly feel a sense of emptiness, and here is my personal conversation.

When writing a book, it is normal to have typos. If you don’t find any, just forget about it. Please don’t mind it. The above statistics for the heroine probably don’t include too many.

I plan to take a break for a while, and I will continue to write books. Currently, there is a city novel and a Naruto fan fiction waiting for me to write.

I'm still deciding which book to write first, so I'll take a break first.

There is another thing I want to say. This is not a dark story, nor a homelander.

I really don’t understand why some people subconsciously think that they must become Chinese and not eat beef every day when they see an invincible article?

If I write in a slightly gentle way, I will be called a saint and accused of being a classic Japanese gentleness.

To this kind of people, I just want to say one thing, can you please go and read some dark stories! There are people who write about their motherland, why do you have to come to me and vent your anger?

What? Are you not satisfied with what others have written? If you don't want to eat beef, then just write it yourself. It's not difficult.

I just don't want the protagonist to level up slowly, so can't I just start the story with invincibility? If I write it weak, some people will say that it suppresses the combat power. I suspect that the people who say this are all the same group of people.

"The purpose of reading novels is to have fun. If you are not happy, why should I read you?" If you say this, then I am invincible. How can I have fun?

Isn't life all about power, money, and women? Do you think the emperor lacks these things? And this is a One Piece fanfiction, so why should I write about some political intrigue? Will the super rich show up? What else can I write about besides the heroine?

To talk about excitement, the battle has to be dragged out. It only feels exciting when there are reactions from the environment and characters. If you just kill the enemy with one move, it's really boring and easy to get tired.

Just like the ending here, Im was killed in one move, and there was nothing but the Five Elders. It was very dull.

Let's talk about One Piece. I'm not a fan of One Piece. I'm just an ordinary reader of One Piece. I don't like it very much, except for the female protagonist.

So I personally don't like One Piece. The adventure... well, I don't want to say more. It's always about landing, NPCs, dispersing, and team fights. Luffy can stand up no matter how many times he falls, but the enemy can't get up after falling once. I think it's very unfair.

The stupid plot of being beaten in Devil Town is the most incomprehensible to me. You can interpret it as a duel between dreams and fists, but you have to think carefully, what if Bellamy didn't beat people, but stabbed Nami in front of Luffy and Zoro? Would the two of them continue to be beaten?

Moreover, the combat in One Piece is really simple. Apart from shouting and fighting with fists, there is basically nothing else.

(The Judicial Island is called the pinnacle chapter by fans, and it is actually a fistfight, and the second gear is indeed exciting.)

(A little-known fact: the prototype of Liu Shi is actually from Shaolin Soccer by Stephen Chow.)

This resulted in my mind being dominated by the simple battle scenes of pirates when I was writing about the battles, and I kept thinking about those few moves.

Apart from fists and kicks, there are only swords and knives. It would be weird if I set up some strange fighting methods myself.

For example, for Monica Palace, I set her up as a soft sword, a spring sword that can compress sword energy and control the firing of sword energy. It can be used for long-range combat like a light cannon, and can also kill at close range.

But when I encounter a monotonous style like Peacock, I don’t know how to continue writing. The wind-controlling ability is too buggy, just like the Emperor’s telekinesis. He can catch whatever he wants, which leads to the scene where Monica Gong is killed instantly by Peacock.

This Wind Control is actually an extension of the Whip Fruit. From being able to control anything by whipping it, it becomes being able to control anything by blowing the wind.

Another thing, I really want to curse!

Some people should just read the book, why do they have to type a few words and shout nonsense? They said before that they don’t like or hate Luffy and the others, so just ask me not to write about them, there’s no need to kill them.

Later, when I said I didn't want to kill Zoro, he said, "Zoro is your father?" Isn't this a classic fight between the left and right brains? This person is completely brain-dead!

Later, Vice Admiral Crane was not killed, and he said again, "The Navy is your father?" I am really convinced. If he was killed, and Peacock still happily loved the Lord, this kind of person might say, "My grandmother has been killed, and I still love my enemy?"

Smart people should have realized long ago that in this book, many of the people who were killed were not killed by the Emperor. This was done to divert hatred.

For example, Momonosuke, after all, is Hiyori's brother. If the Emperor kills him, he will become his enemy.

There are also people like Moria, Big Bear, and Page One, who all transfer hatred to others, making the heroines who are related to them feel powerless and dependent on the Emperor.

All of Reiju's family members are dead, except for Sanji, whose whereabouts are unknown. I originally wanted to have him tease Shirley on Fishman Island and be beaten to death by the sea king, but after thinking about it, I decided not to. I was afraid that someone would say that I killed Sanji instead of Zoro, and that I was a Zoro fan or a Hawk fan.

Shanks... well, although he's handsome, I don't have a very good impression of him. I can't like guys like him.

I'm not some godly author. I can only try to come up with some plots that aren't too stupid. Falling in love with your enemy is too stupid. I can't write that.

You see, I really like to write some people’s families to death. People like Moria and Big Bear could actually survive, but I just want to write them to death.

If it weren't for Ajian and Cobra's death, which would affect the follow-up, they would definitely not survive, because I would consider the theory of lifespan. The Emperor is immortal, so his wife will also be immortal.

But my wife has a family. If I watch them die of old age and do nothing, I would seem heartless. So I will try my best to avoid this kind of situation with my family. You may say, isn't it fine as long as I don't write the ending?

But I just can't do it. Even if I don't write it, I will automatically think of the couple who live forever. The scene of standing by the bed and watching an old man die when they have the ability to save him is really unacceptable.

There is one more thing, which is about the theatrical version. I usually don’t write about it because it is too disconnected from the main drama.

Operation Fanatic, what a fucking drop in intelligence, they even dared to write about Raftel's permanent pointer, isn't that directly overturning the setting in the historical text!

Z is also an idiot. Zefa hated pirates and shouted for killing at the beginning, but later he said to Luffy: "Live on! Pirate King!"

You can say that Zephyr was attracted by Luffy's personal charm, but you can't just change his character. The guy who hates pirates directly becomes the kind of person who supports Luffy becoming the Pirate King.

Uchiha Obito turned from darkness to light and got back his former dream, but Zephyr turned from light to darkness and gave up his own ideals of justice. For this reason, I don't want to write a movie version, which also resulted in the girl Ein not appearing in this article.

Another one is Keya. Because she had already sailed away, it was impossible for her to go back and pick up a young lady's maid.

Moreover, in the early stage, I personally thought about controlling the number of heroines, not accepting every one of them, but as time went on, I found that there were already too many, so I just accepted one by one, so that I don’t have to consider so many problems.

As for the length of the story about the heroine, I have already mentioned it before, there is no way to evenly distribute it.

Personally, I may have a preference for Tashigi and Peacock, as they have too many roles.

In fact, the heroines I recommend are Tiana, Hancock, Nami, Robin, Yamato, Pepe, Kalifa... Well, if I continue, it will be just counting the heroines again.

Later on, I liked Viola very much. Her personality charm is the highest in all One Piece, and I only talk about the princess of the kingdom.

Speaking of Elbaf again, Oda constructed it based on Norse mythology. He borrowed and stitched together references throughout the comic. I just borrowed the allusion to Ragnarok.

Loki, the evil god, the god of fire, and the god of mischief, so a mythical beast species was set up, the Surtur form, which is a fire giant. The Twilight Sword is Surtur's weapon, and Surtur will be stronger after obtaining the Eternal Fire.

Imho, the black shadow in the comics looks like a reptile that uses arrows.

I set it as a mythical beast, a mermaid monster form.

According to Japanese legend, eating mermaid flesh can make one immortal, and the mermaid monster lived for exactly eight hundred years before dying, so I wrote it that way.

Gion, a mythical beast, Yama form, is written according to the prototype. She has a movie called The Face of Hell. The rest of her sword moves are also from film and television works. Coupled with Gion's character, she is the face of hell in the peach-colored world.

The moves of the Knights of God, Divine Punishment and Holy Judgment, are extensions of Doflamingo's Divine Punishment.

The templates of Emperor, Tom Cat, Orochi, Artosh, except Artosh, the others are my personal preferences.

I watch Tom and Jerry almost every day. There is a rumor on the internet that the first episode is about the mouse catching champion. That's nonsense. The first episode is called Warm Home, the furry version. Tom was not called Tom at that time, but Jobs. The episode where he broke the plate and was thrown out by the hostess.

There are also those who say Toots is Tom's wife, but that is also a follower. That episode is a new version of Tom and Jerry. Jerry dreamed that Tom was married and had a child who needed his care, and it happened that the person in the dream was Toots.

In fact, the cat Tom chased the most was Todogello, the white cat, and Butch (the black cat) often came to snatch it.

But my personal favorite is Tara, the Cowboy cat, the same breed as Tom, a British shorthair blue and white. I used to have a cat of this breed.

Among the three heroines, Miss Toots is more reserved and will not let Tom hug and kiss her easily, so she is more suitable to be a wife.

Tudogelo is a socialite type who accepts everyone who comes to her. She is a complete scumbag.

Tara only appeared once and looked a little silly, but she was cute. I recommend it!

I'm getting off topic. The King of Fighters Orochi is the prototype of Emperor. I personally have always liked the King of Fighters, and I have also chosen the heroine of Naruto, Natsume, one of the Eight Great Masters.

(I will post it in the group later, and we can disband after that. I rarely write about Liu Bei, I just post some small pictures. The group number I left has been deleted, and I don’t want too many people. Hehe, I sent out 100 red envelopes and got 50 back, so fewer people is better!)

It's finished, and there's nothing more to complain about. Finally, I want to say that One Piece is an adventure story, but under the pen of Sensei Oda, it has become a battle between gods and demons and a battle to save the world. It makes me laugh when I think about it.

Chapter One: The King of Soldiers returns.

Chapter 3000, Proving the Immortal Emperor.

Does it sound like this? Hahahaha! The end of the male frequency is still the immortal cultivation literature, and the end of the literature is the harem literature. People are old and don’t have the patience to chew slowly, so they just read some fast food literature.

The author, who is not good at writing, would like to wish everyone a happy New Year and all the best.

Please forgive me for being so long-winded. After all, there are so many blocked words in this tomato, so I often type at the end of the text, just for fear of being blocked.

We have said almost enough, it is time to say goodbye. The wasted years have brought us only a small piece of mulberry field, and the years have brought us only a tiny bit of happiness.

But the pace of life will not stop. No matter you give up or work hard, time will not stop for you.

So what we can do is to try our best to live well in these short decades. No matter good or bad, it is enough for life to shine once.

Come on! My readers! I offer you my most sincere blessings!

The song ends but people still stay, and the tea is still warm even after people leave!

Green mountains and clear waters are still here, and happiness will always stay with you!

Hope we can meet again! mua!