Naruto: After slagging F4, he was caught

"Give them tea as a gift. Elders generally like it." Mo Keke suggested.

"Let's give her cosmetics as gifts. No woman can resist its charm." Han Ling'er is quite reliable. What she said is right. It can be included in the plan.

Long Yueer disagreed, "Madara's mother is at least a three-magatama ninja. People like them don't care much about cosmetics. I think it's better to give her a weapon, preferably a delicate and small one."

Mu Tianyin: Sorry, she didn’t.

"Weapons and the like are too difficult for us now, so let's just give them some nice clothes." Liu Qingqing said, "The women in the ninja world dress like beggars, and their hair stays the same. To be honest, it's really eye-irritating."

Mu Tianyin: Do you want to take a look at the clothes you are wearing that are patched up on top of each other? Do you have the nerve to say that to others?

Several people discussed it for a long time, but still couldn't come to a conclusion.

At this time, the little bean said in her mind: "Master, it is better to give her a hundred-year-old peach blossom wine for beauty and a bottle of elixir that can quickly heal injuries. This gift is very popular in Xuantian Continent, and it should be no exception here."

"Which woman loves drinking so much? Do you want to hurt me?" Mu Tianyin seldom drinks, and every time he just takes a sip and doesn't drink much.

Mo Keke and the others would drink as much as they could every time and would not stop until they had finished, just like drunkards.

She scolded him a few times, but what she got was that she was under too much pressure and told him to drink something so that he could sleep better.

Mu Tianyin didn't say anything when he heard it. After all, the Thousand Hands clan was having a hard time.

"How am I harming you?" Little Douding said aggrievedly, "You used to give these to people, and everyone who received them said they were good."

Then he gave her examples one by one, but unfortunately she couldn't remember them.

"That hundred-year-old peach wine was brewed by your father himself. Even if you don't trust me, you can't distrust your father. He and your mother are the people who love you the most in this world."

When she mentioned her father and mother, she felt a little angry, but she couldn't remember why.

He shook his head and said softly, "Okay, I was wrong. I apologize."

The little bean finally burst into laughter and said, "Master, it's safe now, can I go out and play?"

"No." There are many Uchiha people and if a traitor appears, it will be bad for the little kid.

"Is it not possible for me to become Madara?" asked the little bean.

As a spirit of an artifact, he can change his appearance at will.

"I really don't want to stay here anymore. It's so dark everywhere. It's so scary."

Mu Tianyin had no choice but to let him out.

Several people were amazed when they saw the little bean appear out of nowhere, "Yaoyao, it's so fast, the baby came out in such a short time."

Xiaodouding has changed his appearance and become a replica of Madara. No one who sees him will doubt their relationship.

"Come, call me auntie and I'll give you some candy." Han Linger took out candy from her pocket and tempted.

The little kid couldn't resist the temptation at all, and immediately called out crisply, "Auntie."

His eyes were fixed on the candy, and he licked his lips from time to time, looking very eager, but he did not rush forward to snatch it or cry or make a fuss.

Han Ling'er and the others were very satisfied. They were most afraid of encountering unreasonable children, because if they were angry, they wouldn't understand, and if they weren't angry, they would feel suffocated.

Han Linger touched his head, then considerately peeled off the candy wrapper and handed it to him, "Eat it quickly."

The little kid took it and put it in his mouth, feeling that the thing was complete.

Mo Keke also ran over and touched his face, because he had just been glared at by Madara, so she bullied him severely.

The little kid understood their personalities, so he didn't get angry and just let them touch him obediently.

"Oh my, I actually beat Madara, I'm so awesome." Mo Keke said very stupidly, then shook her hair, crossed her arms across her chest, looked ahead coldly, and made a gesture as if she was invincible.

Han Linger also felt a sense of accomplishment and laughed: "See? I just bullied Madara-sama and made him cry."

Actually, nothing happened. It was just that his face turned red and his mouth was drooling.

Long Yue'er didn't think that this child was born to Madara and Yaoyao. She stared at the little kid for a while and asked, "What on earth is he?"

"The spirit of the weapon." Mu Tianyin said it directly without hiding anything.

"Weapon Spirit?" Mo Keke was confused and ran over in a hurry: "Is this news we can hear without paying?"

I had only heard of the name of the weapon spirit before, but now that I have seen it, I have to say it is quite mysterious.

They looked at the little bean with very eager eyes. This was an artifact spirit, so high-end and classy. When they saw it, they couldn't help but be fascinated.

Next, the little kid moved from one person's arms to another, almost fainting from happiness.

God knows that what he likes most is beautiful women, otherwise he would not have taken the initiative to show up and make a contract with Mu Tianyin. At this moment, he is being hugged by several beauties in turn, and he is so happy.

Fortunately, it was a spirit of the weapon, otherwise he would definitely have a nosebleed, which would be so embarrassing for her.

The spirit of the weapon can see through people's souls, and even if they are dressed in shabby clothes, it does not affect his love for them.

In order to please them, the little guy told them all about his abilities. Several people gave him face and praised him very much.

He was so proud of himself that his tail was up in the sky.

Suddenly, Mo Keke showed an evil smile, "Since Xiao Douding can transform into anyone's appearance, can we take revenge on Fei Laoer?"

Han Linger understood immediately, "So many women are lonely in their boudoirs, unloved by their men, and stay alone in their empty rooms every day. How pitiful."

"Yes, those women are very rich. If the Senju clan could get their support, they would probably be much better off." Liu Qingqing said calmly.

"Oh, you are really powerful. It's not just the rich women you're after. You can't leave the poor ones alone. I think you should catch them all in one fell swoop." Long Yue'er was even more ruthless. She directly turned Fei Lao Er into a human-shaped socialite, the kind that everyone is interested in.

"Let's not do that. Those women are useless and don't conform to the rules of the Senju clan." Mo Keke said, "Let's focus on the rich and powerful. When the time comes, we will collect the money and use the second brother's face to do the work."

"I'll make enough money before I expose this."

"By the way, Coco, you must make the disc machine as soon as possible. Then we can sell the discs and let him be the male lead, and he will become popular all over the country." Han Linger said with a smile.

"That's right, being a ninja has no future, but making movies has a future." It's just that this future is a bit unconventional, but it doesn't matter, as long as there is money to be made, the Senju clan will probably not mind.

It is better to lie in bed and earn money easily than to fight and kill. How great is that!

Each one of them was more evil than the other, and they had even thought of their poses.

Mu Tianyin couldn't stand it any longer, "Shut up, have you ever experienced so much?"

"And girls, don't say these things. If people hear them, they will think you are eager to get married."

"What are you thinking? We just want Fei Lao Er to please a rich woman and show off his abs." Mo Keke cleverly changed the topic: "It's not as bad as you say."