Douluo: Soul Devouring Spider King
Chapter 46 The God of Creation
Chapter 46 God of Creation
"Okay."
Just one second later, a crisp sound woke everyone up, and countless eyes immediately focused on Old Bidden!
"How do you feel, Lord City Lord?" As Xiaodong asked, the calm expression of Old Bidden, who was standing still, changed. After a few seconds, he couldn't help but open his mouth: "This...what exactly is your soul skill..."
"hemorrhoid."
Xiaodong deliberately eliminated the word 'eternal', not only shouted out 'hemorrhoids' alone, but also finally revealed the meaning of these two words!
“Hemorrhoids…Hemorrhoids???”
The small group of civilian soul masters and people outside the institute who were not affected were dumbfounded!
The next moment, many dumbfounded eyes turned to the soul masters next to them who had been hit. When they saw the embarrassment that could not be suppressed on their faces, their heads exploded!
"Xiaodong's soul skill can give people hemorrhoids!?"
"It's the one that grows on the anus... um..."
"This……"
"Pfft~" Someone couldn't help laughing, but soon a lot of dangerous looks gathered over him, and he was so scared that he immediately held his laughter back.
More than half of the entire Notting junior soul master students have signed up, and almost all of those who have gone up are nobles and a few commoners. Their numbers and influence are huge. The common soul master students and the people outside who are watching the show dare not laugh, but they cannot stop the weird atmosphere that permeates the scene.
The noble family heads and the guys who came to watch all looked at each other with strange expressions on their faces. The dean and the teachers looked at each other, not knowing what to say for a moment.
This is the first time that everyone knows the effect of Xiaodong’s soul skill!
And it did not disappoint these guys, it was fucking ridiculous!
"Hemorrhoids???" Tang San was also stunned, his expression looking extremely weird.
Although it is a disease that only occurs in the Jubu area, it is also very common. Having lived two lives as a human, he naturally knows about it. As for whether he has had it before, he doesn't know. But the key question is... Whose soul skill would be this?
Can it cause hemorrhoids?
This is not purely funny!
"No wonder people who have experienced it all look like...wait~!" Tang San realized it later and narrowed his eyes again: "Wang Sheng got hemorrhoids two and a half years ago!"
"Very sudden! And very serious!" Tang San suddenly remembered that he found a pool of... um...
'And Wang Sheng was rejected for registration! '
"Then the reason for the rejection is..." Tang San's eyes flickered: "Not only Wang Sheng, but also some others were rejected. But if I remember correctly, there was also Hemorrhoids who were rejected! For this, I was ridiculed for a long time in the academy."
Wait, it seems that Xiao Wu was also rejected from the application?
Tang San's heart skipped a beat and he immediately asked Xiao Wu, but this resulted in Xiao Wu getting embarrassed and angry, and she almost got hit in the waist.
"Um... I'm glad you're okay."
Xiao Wu realized something and frowned slightly: "Xiao San, what are you thinking? How could Xiao Dong use her first soul skill on me! Could it be that Xiao San also has hemorrhoids?"
"That's not the case." Tang San was somewhat relieved, but also puzzled. He had not been retaliated by Xiaodong? Didn't his sudden behavior on that night two and a half years ago cause her hostility?
For a moment, Tang San felt inexplicably guilty. Was he being too paranoid and persecuted?
[Ding~Tang San’s favorability increased by 30, currently: 31 (nodding acquaintance)]
Because of Tang San's unintentional reminder, Xiao Wu also reacted: "Xiao San, do you mean that those students in the academy who have hemorrhoids are Xiao Dong's fault?"
"Xiaodong actually... Humph~ Considering Xiaodong's kind-hearted character, those people must have bad character to let them get hemorrhoids! Xiaosan, stay away from Wang Sheng from now on!"
[Ding! Xiao Wu's favorability +5, currently 74 (Intimate)]
[Ding! Xiao Wu's favorability has exceeded the threshold and is about to reach the lover (79). The host has been observed by the Douluo rules and will consume 10% of the maximum mental power to cover the rules.]
[Hint: When your favorability with Xiao Wu reaches 91 (male best friend), you will attract the attention of the God of Creation! ]
[Warning: The host's current maximum mental strength is not enough to compete with the God of Creation. Please reduce your favorability with Xiao Wu as soon as possible.]
Ok? ? ?
Xiaodong was stunned when he heard the system prompt sound suddenly ringing in his mind. He immediately looked at his mental power again. It was not consumed, but the maximum value dropped by one tenth!
She couldn't help but glance at Tang San and Xiao Wu from the corner of her eye, then she focused on the words "God of Creation" and "Spiritual Power" for a while, and then calmly looked back at the old Bidden in front of her who looked very unhappy.
"The city lord has lost!" Tang San, who didn't know he might be stolen, whispered softly. Xiao Wu beside him heard it clearly and asked in surprise: "Is Xiaodong's hemorrhoid spirit skill effective even for a spirit emperor?"
Tang San did not answer directly, his eyes still fixed on the stage: "Xiao Wu, do you still remember the conditions of this duel?"
Xiao Wu thought for a while and said uncertainly: "Xiao Dong's original words seemed to be that as long as the opponent is not affected by this spirit skill, he will win, and he also said that only people with stronger strength than her can not be affected."
Tang San groaned: "These are just cover-ups. In fact, in this duel, as long as I step on the stage and accept Xiaodong's spirit skill, I am doomed to fail!"
"Why? It can't be that Xiaodong's soul skill is unstoppable, right?" Xiao Wu was a little unconvinced, because it was just a soul skill with a 10-year white soul ring, and Xiaodong was only level 22.
Tang San asked back: "Xiao Wu, do you think the city lord has been tricked?"
"This..." Xiao Wu observed for a few seconds and shook her head blankly.
"If the city lord is caught, how do you think he will behave?"
"Isn't it incredible? Or should I ask Xiaodong about this soul skill?"
Tang San shook his head firmly: "No, he won't ask, because according to the rules set by Xiaodong, as long as you get hemorrhoids, it means you lose!"
"A level 65 Soul Emperor lost to a level 22 Great Soul Master! And in front of everyone and with such a strong presence!"
Xiao Wu seemed to understand: "What if the city lord didn't get tricked?"
"Then he has to prove it!" Tang San sighed. Xiao Wu was slightly stunned: "Proof? How to prove... Could it be!"
Tang San nodded: "The city lord must take off his pants in front of everyone to prove that he does not have hemorrhoids!"
"Ah?" Xiao Wu's eyes widened, and she covered her mouth with her hands, full of disbelief: "That is to say..."
Tang San said in a slightly complicated tone: "That is to say, no matter who it is, as long as he goes on stage to accept this [Eternal Hemorrhoids] without breaking the rules, he will only lose!"
To defeat Xiaodong, you only need to meet two conditions:
1. You won’t get hemorrhoids!
2. I must prove to Xiaodong and everyone else that I do not have hemorrhoids!
The first point needs no explanation. Xiaodong possesses the mental power of a Titled Douluo level, and is also blessed with two transformed soul bones. Even if an ordinary Titled Douluo comes, he will be hit. A mere level 65 Soul Emperor cannot escape hemorrhoids at all.
Let's look at the second point. As long as one is a human being, he or she will pay attention to face, especially the stronger and the higher the status, the more they care about face. Even if there really is a Titled Douluo whose mental power exceeds Xiaodong, or even a Peak Douluo or a Peerless Douluo, it is too difficult to prove it by taking off his or her pants in public.
Xiaodong's soul master duel seemed like a boring child's play, but she used such simple and ridiculous rules to put herself in an unbeatable position.
But before Xiaodong pointed out the word "hemorrhoids", no one noticed it and were all fooled.
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