Douluo: Soul Devouring Spider King
Chapter 48 Hemorrhoid City
Chapter 48 Hemorrhoid City
The city lord was stunned, and some people who heard the master's words were also stunned. Why would the people from the Spirit Hall escort Xiaodong? Moreover, the people who escorted him were all powerful spirit masters, and there was even a spirit emperor!
That’s right, the reason why the master couldn’t come to watch the soul master duel before was because Xiaodong asked him to do so. She asked the master to find some powerful soul masters to escort her to the Tiandou Imperial Capital!
Xiaodong has always been a cautious person. Of course, considering that he is so weak, there is no way he can run to Tiandou safely. Not to mention those soul masters with red eyes and sticking out butts, maybe the beasts along the way will lock Xiaodong in a secret room!
The master believed very much that Xiaodong was Bibi Dong's daughter, and he also had the order of the Pope of the Spirit Hall, so he could find some strong people who could escort Xiaodong.
The master was also very helpful. For the sake of his old lover's daughter, he personally went to other cities and used the Pope's order to find high-level soul masters.
As for why it was such a coincidence?
Of course, it was Xiaodong who was calculating the time, and at the same time, her mental power was always focused on the school gate. Only when she noticed the arrival of the master did she feel relieved and leisurely used her soul skills on Old Bidden. Otherwise, she would definitely use some excuses and "emergency events" prepared in advance to delay time.
Xiaodong had long been prepared to leave Notting as soon as the farce was over, and she also anticipated that guys like the city lord would come to cause trouble. The incident with the dean of studies who had been in training for two and a half years sounded the alarm for her, and her initial expectation was that those noble family heads would come forward, and of course the result was pretty much the same.
As for why he left so confidently and decisively?
"Of course the mission will be completed in the next few days!" His wine-red eyes flashed with confidence, and then he said to the city lord and everyone: "Thank you for your help, the master should be correct."
Hmm? The master was stunned. What did I say?
He subconsciously wanted to ask, but the many admiring looks from the people around him made him straighten his back involuntarily, standing with his hands behind his back and calmly asked, "Is the final over?"
"Yeah." Xiaodong looked to a place not far away: "They were sent by the master..."
"Good, come on, I'll introduce you."
Just like that, the city lord and many noble family heads watched silently as the secret room that was about to be obtained followed the master into the distance, and no one dared to stop them.
"She really has a back-up plan!"
Tang San, who was hiding in the distance and observing secretly, smacked his lips in amazement and exclaimed, "Wow, it's such a coincidence that the teacher came?"
"Are those people from the Spirit Hall?" Xiao Wu didn't have the energy to question her third brother why he suddenly didn't take her to that fun place again. Her mind was all on Xiao Dong. She watched her chat with a few powerful spirit masters, and then she got into the carriage, and the group disappeared in Notting College.
"Xiao San, how could Xiao Dong be related to the Spirit Hall? And looking at the situation..."
Hearing Xiao Wu's question, Tang San came back to his senses from the shock, and then shook his head: "I don't know about this either, the teacher just said that Xiaodong seems to be a member of the Spirit Hall."
"Spirit Hall..." Xiao Wu pursed her lips, her expression slightly complicated. Tang San did not notice Xiao Wu's abnormality, still thinking about everything that happened today.
Xiaodong left and the farce ended.
But it’s not over yet!
Old Biden returned to the City Lord's Mansion and issued an order not to publicize what happened today, but this ban was useless. Such interesting things became more and more serious. The ban had not even spread in Notting City, and the news that the City Lord had hemorrhoids had spread throughout the city!
Even though he didn't take off his pants to prove it, and even though most people at the time didn't think that Old Biden, as a Soul Emperor, would be affected by [Eternal Hemorrhoids], this did not affect the spread of the rumor. The moment Old Biden saw Xiaodong, he already had hemorrhoids!
Hmm? That seems a bit strange? Never mind. Along with the rumor, the name of the instigator, 'Nottingham's most beautiful loli' Xiaodong, also spread!
In one night, Xiaodong's name and deeds became known to everyone in Notting, and the noble children who had been tricked became the after-dinner talk of all the residents of Notting.
At that time, almost all the noble sons of Nottingham signed up to participate in the duel. Not a single one of them could escape, as all of them got hemorrhoids. Regardless of whether the disease was serious or not, the face of the entire aristocracy was almost lost. The news soon spread to the surrounding cities, and some people even suggested that the city of Nottingham be renamed Hemorrhoid City, which was recognized by many people.
The entire Hemorrhoid City has become a laughing stock!
However, just when everyone thought that this was the end of the matter, within three days, another piece of news spread in the city:
“Hemorrhoids can never be cured!”
This news was not spread by those noble children or those treacherous people, but by Wang Sheng!
This guy used his two and a half years of seeking medical treatment to prove: "I know many people won't believe what I say, but this is the fact. The hemorrhoids soul skill that Xiaodong used cannot be cured!"
"What a joke! Wang Sheng! You are just a civilian working student. I don't think you have the money or qualifications to find an auxiliary doctor for treatment. Don't talk nonsense here!"
But Wang Sheng seemed to have anticipated such doubts. He said calmly, "You can question me, but I'm not the only one who was victimized by Xiaodong's hemorrhoid soul skill!"
"What Wang Sheng said might be true!" A nobleman who was not weak in strength confirmed his words. He also once tried to close Xiaodong's secret room by relying on his noble status, and then he got hemorrhoids. Of course, like everyone else, he did not associate it with Xiaodong at that time.
"My father once helped me find a Level 50 auxiliary soul king, but he was also helpless with the hemorrhoids. I even went to the hospital many times to have them removed, but..." The nobleman looked a little pale under the gaze of many people. "I don't need to elaborate on the results. What I want to say is that the hemorrhoids will get worse over time... No, that's not right. They may get worse as my soul power grows!"
What does that mean? Everyone was stunned, and another victim who was also pale and anemic sighed, "It means exactly what it says. I don't know about others, but now I can only sit for half an hour at most! Otherwise, the sour feeling..."
"Zhao~! I thought I was the only one like this, but my soul power is weaker than yours. I can sit for more than an hour."
"So the weaker you are, the luckier you are?"
"It may also depend on willpower or luck. I'm a little stronger than you, but I can only last 2 hours."
"Isn't it... the very common 'sitting' now a luxury?"
"And 'Station'! It's hard to describe in a few words..."
Soul masters who shared the same illness talked to each other about their illnesses and expressed their pains, and these conversations spread. At first, many people scoffed at this, but as time went on, more and more soul masters found that this was actually true!
Among them, there was a lucky guy who broke through from level 19 to level 20. Before he even had time to hunt for spirit rings, he clearly felt something strange in his anus. Then he found that he couldn't sit down for more than an hour, otherwise...
Zhuo Zhuo~!
After the news spread, all the victims were shocked. Are hemorrhoids so scary?
Isn't it just a minor illness?
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