Crazy! After binding the system, I became an outlaw

"Captain, what are you doing there? As soon as I got on the bus, I saw you holding a cell phone. What's going on? Did the higher-ups assign us a new case?"

Officer Zhou went over curiously and found that his captain was actually watching the live broadcast.

"Captain, you have changed. You are no longer our police officer who is willing to sacrifice his life to solve a case."

"Do you think I am that kind of person? Take a closer look at what I am looking at?"

Officer Ye slapped Officer Xiao Zhou on the head. How could this guy have such a big brain circuit? Does he look like that kind of person?

"Isn't this just a live broadcast? Don't try to fool me, I'm a college graduate."

Officer Xiao Zhou raised his chin proudly. He was a new police officer, but because the captain and team members got along well with each other, he quickly integrated into the big group.

A female police officer sitting in the passenger seat said, "Xiao Zhou, don't get too complacent, or the captain will ask you to write a self-criticism."

"No way? The captain shouldn't be that stingy, right?"

Officer Xiao Zhou was a little reluctant to believe it. He had been on the team for so long and it seemed like he had never seen the captain punish anyone.

"This is just my experience. If you don't believe me, you can give it a try. I didn't write it right anyway. I'm telling you, the minimum is 5000 words."

As soon as the female police officer finished speaking, Officer Xiao Zhou immediately shut his mouth and dared not say another word.

"Why aren't you talking? Aren't you afraid?"

The female police officer's teasing voice came from the front.

“I would rather believe that something exists than something that doesn’t exist.”

Officer Zhou didn't dare to refute anything, for fear that he would accidentally make the captain angry and then have to write a 5000-word self-criticism.

"Okay, stop talking nonsense, you two. I already know what our mission is this time."

Officer Ye looked up helplessly. It turned out that he was too lenient with them.

"I know that too. Aren't there just two thieves who broke into the nursing home?"

Officer Zhou couldn't help but start talking again.

"I mean specifically, for example, I'm watching the case progress in real time."

"Fuck, Captain, when did you become able to see through things?"

Officer Zhou didn't react immediately and started swearing.

"Why are you talking about X-ray vision again? Do you believe that I can turn you into a X-ray vision person? The kind that will make you unable to see anymore."

Officer Ye slapped him on the back of the head. Why is this kid becoming more and more heartless?

Are all college students like this nowadays?

"Captain, you said you knew the real-time progress of the case."

Officer Xiao Zhou touched the back of his head where he had been hit and said a little gloomily.

"The person who discovered the two thieves happened to be a live streamer, so I have been keeping an eye on that live broadcast room."

Officer Ye thought he had better make things clear as soon as possible, otherwise this kid's brain would go off into some other corner.

"Oh, oh, so that's it. Then please send the link of the live broadcast room to the group so that we can all keep an eye on it."

"Do you need to tell me?"

As expected, Officer Zhou was slapped on the back of his head again.

The two police officers walking in front were having a hard time trying to hold back their laughter. Ever since the newcomer, Xiao Zhou, came to their team, they had something fun to watch every day.

As soon as Officer Zhou opened the live broadcast room, he saw a man peeling carrots.

"Eh? Captain, did you send this to the wrong person? This feels like a food show to me."

"Pay more attention and be more careful, okay? Look carefully at the two black shadows in the lower right corner of the screen."

Officer Ye almost couldn't help but slap Officer Xiao Zhou on the head again.

No, this child’s IQ is not high enough to begin with, and if I beat him again he will really become stupid.

By then, there will be no one to write reports and work summaries for them.

"Oh, did you see it? But are you sure it wasn't a false alarm? These two people were hugging each other and trembling. They don't look like thieves, do they?"

Officer Zhou looked at the two figures in the live broadcast room hugging each other, and there seemed to be two things in their arms.

He looked carefully and found that it seemed to be the carrot rose in the woman's hand?

"How can a thief get flowers these days? Why can't a police officer like me get any?"

The veins on Officer Ye's forehead were throbbing. What kind of idiot had he recruited into his team?

I used to feel that although this thing’s IQ wasn’t that high, it wasn’t that stupid.

What’s up? Did you show your true colors today after forcibly lowering your IQ?

The two police officers sitting in the front couldn't help but twitch their lips. How could this be compared with the thief's judge?

Is it that young people’s thinking leaps too far, or is it that the times are advancing too fast?

"Haha, don't worry, you can get one when you go over there. The ones they are peeling now are for us."

"Oh, really? That's really great of you.

This rose carved from a carrot is not only beautiful, but also edible. You can also post it on your Moments to show off. ”

Officer Xiao Zhou's tone was full of longing, he couldn't wait to get his own rose.

Hearing his words, Officer Ye couldn't help but roll his eyes.

“But this guy’s swordsmanship is pretty good.

Hey, do you think he is really a live streamer? Why does he look a bit different to me? "

Officer Zhou started his daily chatter again, and only when Officer Ye's expression became increasingly gloomy did he reluctantly shut his mouth.

Over at the nursing home, Daxiong and Qiangzi really didn't dare to make any other moves at this time.

Because the psychopath across from them took all the knives from the kitchen and started throwing the knives from 5 meters away from them.

"Don't move, I'm usually not unsure.

But if your actions affect my judgment, then I can’t say for sure.

I will just lose my aim, but you will lose your head."

Qiangzi and Nobita were crying madly in their hearts.

Woo woo, Mom, the world outside is so scary, I want to go home.

"Swoosh" a knife was inserted directly between the two people's heads.

Daxiong was so scared that he screamed. Looking at Jiang Zhiyuan's frown, Qiangzi covered his mouth with his hand.

“Don’t… don’t, don’t make any noise.”

“I don’t really want to be like this, but I’m a little bored right now.

You see, I just wanted to come down to have a meal, but I ran into you, so now I can only wait for the police officer to arrive.

How innocent I am! Otherwise I would be lying on the bed now."

As Jiang Zhiyuan spoke, several knives in his hands flew out.

Qiangzi and Daxiong’s inner thoughts: Are you bored and are playing tricks on us?

You are innocent? We are both innocent, okay?!

We just came here to give you some medicine, but we ran into you, the devil.

Now not only personal freedom is not guaranteed, but even life safety is not guaranteed.

Meeting this psychopath was really unlucky for both of them.