Crazy! After binding the system, I became an outlaw

[Sister Yuan, my sister finally saw you alive. If you didn’t show up again, I thought you were going to die.]

There is a kind of silence called "Ah, fans thought you were shocked."

[Hey, why has my sister Yuan become thinner? ]

There is a kind of thinness where your fans think you have lost weight.

[Tsk, tsk, tsk, I haven't seen you for such a long time, I don't know if the evil in you has subsided a bit, please don't give us a big one on the first day of the show.]

There is a kind of concern called fans' cynicism.

[If the program team hadn't specifically stated that you weren't arrested, I would have thought you had been locked up on some uninhabited island.]

There is a kind of thoughtfulness called special statement.

This is probably the first time in history that the program team has given an explanation for an artist.

There was no police arrest, the live broadcast room was just sent for repairs.

"Dear fans, long time no see, you guys are getting meaner and meaner!"

Jiang Zhiyuan's smile was very bright, just like the morning sun in early summer in June, so dazzling that people could not take their eyes off it.

She also waved her hand towards the camera very considerately, and then raised her middle finger.

"Stop spreading rumors. I didn't squat on an orange tree, nor was I arrested by the police. I certainly didn't turn into Spider-Man and run around the world.

What other psychopath wrote a fan fiction that linked me and Sun Wukong together?

How can a loser like me get involved with a childhood hero?"

It's usually very peaceful when you don't check your phone, but if you take a deep look at the daily lives of your fans,...

You will find that in their world, you are already in a cross-species relationship.

And minors shouldn’t drive. It’s easy to fail if you don’t have good driving skills, don’t you know?

Jiang Zhiyuan successfully infiltrated his own fan group with his secondary account, and then collected a lot of ugly photos of himself and various funny emoticons.

Other fans recommend the real owner:

My sister is so handsome, beautiful and cute. My brother is so charming. Look at his abdominal muscles and long legs.

Her fans recommend the real owner:

My sister can eat eight human traffickers in one meal, kill three murderers, and strangle a swindler to death with just one finger.

Jiang Zhiyuan himself said:

Can I be a normal person?

Can you please not get involved with these criminals? Wouldn't it affect my image in the eyes of kids if I was involved with them?

[Did I hear it as an illusion? The first sentence this person said was "baby", and the second sentence seemed to be "despicable"? ]

[Oh my god, I thought I was the only one who heard the word "splits", it turns out this person really described us like this. ]

[Other main characters: baby, baby boy, sweetheart, little darling, wives! And also a sweet heart.

Our protagonist: despicable, shameless, and gives the middle finger.

No, I will immediately write a CP article about her and Jinx after I go back. 】

[I suddenly discovered something very scary. Did she mean that she had sneaked into our fan group again? ]

[Admin, where are you? Please sift through the group chat like sand and find the fake account.]

[Please keep the real person away from the fans' lives. Fans and the real person should maintain a friendly social distance.

This is good for you, me, and everyone else. Otherwise, it will affect our relationship. Please understand and respect us. 】

Everyone was chatting excitedly in the barrage of comments in the live broadcast room, mainly because I haven’t seen a live broadcast room in a long time. I was a little excited and couldn’t stop chatting. I almost crashed the server.

"We have been together for such a long time, I know what kind of people you are, and I know what you are talking about on the screen now.

I can only give one piece of advice:

There are thousands of small sizes, if it doesn’t work, we can change it.

Grab this one, I have the next one, we'll see."

Sister Xu just crossed her arms and watched this person arguing with her fans from a distance as if she was a fool.

"Sister Xu, have you ever considered taking her to a mental hospital for a test? Maybe she can have a different kind of state-run food from now on."

At this time, Zhao Tangtang was like a ghost, floating over from nowhere.

"Do you think that would work on her? I think she'd lead the entire asylum in a rebellion."

Sister Xu scoffed at this plan. If this person really wanted to be a government employee, he would have been in jail long ago, and he might have been three years old by now.

"This... I think what you said makes sense."

Zhao Tangtang had no way to refute what Sister Xu said because she felt the same way.

"Excuse me, everyone else has left. When are we going in?"

Sister Xu finally couldn't stand this person pointing and swearing at the air, which was really damaging to her image.

"Ah, where did you go after you left? How come I didn't know?"

Jiang Zhiyuan looked around and found that there was really no one else except a few individuals and the program crew. She didn't know when everyone had left.

“Just now the staff brought us a small card, which told us to go directly into the mountain.

Director Wang on the mountain has placed several treasure spots inside. As long as you collect 5 treasures, you can become the first place and get a bonus of 10 yuan. "

Sister Xu waved the small card in her hand while speaking.

She also deliberately emphasized the three words "10 yuan" because she knew what would be attractive to this person.

Sure enough, as soon as he heard the three words "10 yuan", Jiang Zhiyuan immediately stopped his stupid behavior.

She straightened her clothes, combed her hair, and smiled very gently and generously.

"Then let's go, Sister Xu."

The speed of changing his expression is faster than turning the pages of a book. It is simply textbook-level acting.

"Well, let's go. If they find all the treasure spots, we won't get the 10 yuan."

Sister Xu looked at the human being in front of her, and she finally felt a little comforted. At least he was still a human being after pretending to be one, and she could still use him after washing and scrubbing.

"But Sister Xu, you guys go ahead and take the live broadcast equipment. I need to go to the bathroom, which is not convenient for live broadcast. Don't worry, I will catch up with you soon."

Jiang Zhiyuan didn't know what he was thinking about. He stopped, waved to Sister Xu, and then turned and left.

Sister Xu looked at her back, which showed no sign of panic, and always felt that this person was planning something big.

Zhao Tangtang didn't need the 10 yuan, so she didn't think about getting first place.

So she formed a team with Sister Xu and the others. They could be given all the treasure fragments they found. The only requirement was that they must protect her in the mountains.

It is indeed difficult for her, a delicate and frail young lady, to live in this mountain. However, Jiang Zhiyuan is a very kind person, so how could she not agree?