Crazy! After binding the system, I became an outlaw

They would definitely climb the tree, but this girl was so vicious that she actually poured the oil down from the direction where she had just climbed the tree.

Now the trees are covered with oil, which reduces their friction. How do you expect them to climb?

"Where did you get the oil from? Do you have to carry the oil with you when you go out?"

The boss looked at his hands which were all covered with oil, and even his clothes, and felt his head buzzing.

"Do you want to know why I have so much oil? Then I will be merciful and tell you, because I love oil."

Jiang Zhiyuan sat on the tree and watched them quietly, and encouraged them in a very considerate way.

"Come on, everyone! We're almost there! I'll be waiting for you up there, don't worry, I won't climb down."

"Come on, work hard, victory is just ahead! Sprint! Brothers! What are you still standing there for!"

"You can't climb up with your hands, so why not use your feet? What are your feet for? Just for decoration?"

"Ouch, look at the big monkey you fell down, it's not that I want to laugh, it's just too funny.

Please don't blame me, a weak woman. You guys bullied me, and I didn't even bother to settle the score with you."

Jiang Zhiyuan was on the tree, chattering to the group of people below for a quarter of an hour without stopping.

He even took out a bottle of mineral water from his backpack and ate a piece of chocolate.

"Wow, this chocolate is so delicious, do you know how delicious this chocolate is?

It’s just as delicious as you imagined! ”

The boss really felt like he was about to collapse and there was simply no way he could communicate with this person.

When you talk, she doesn't talk. When you don't talk, she keeps nagging and it's better if she doesn't stop for even a quarter of an hour.

"If you're capable, come down and let's fight!

We won’t bully a weak woman like you. How about just the two of us?

What do you think? You don't dare, do you? "

The eldest brother's little head finally wised up and he felt that it was time to use provocation.

Maybe this method will work well for such arrogant people.

But what he didn't expect was that this person didn't take his words to heart at all, but continued to answer him with a smile.

"Why should I go down? Can't you climb up?

No way? You can't even climb such a low tree? How useless are you? You are such a loser. "

The method of provoking someone is simply too low. For Jiang Zhiyuan, provoking someone is just child's play.

Thinking of using this method to make her compromise is simply dreaming.

The boss's provocation did not work on his enemies. Instead, his enemies used this provocation to counterattack him.

"Hey, why aren't you talking? Did I hit on my true thoughts? Are you really unable to climb up?"

Jiang Zhiyuan took out another handful of melon seeds from his pocket.

She started to eat melon seeds while having a friendly conversation with the big brother below.

But she only had two hands, so she could only spit the melon seed shells down. It was just a pity for the big brother standing below, as soon as he raised his head, his face was covered with melon seed shells.

The eldest brother wiped the melon seed peel off his face, feeling that the fire in his heart was about to burst into the sky.

"Little bastard, if I don't kill you today, I won't be named Sun."

"If you don't want the last name Sun, you can change it to Bie. It's Bie Sun anyway."

Jiang Zhiyuan couldn't help but silently apologize to everyone with the surname Sun in the world. This sentence was only directed at his eldest brother, and others were asked not to take it personally.

"You really won't cry until you see the coffin. It seems that you must have a very thick skin. Then let's see if you can withstand my bullets."

Brother Wang smiled evilly, took a gun handed to him by his younger brother, and pointed it directly at Jiang Zhiyuan, who was sitting on a tree with his legs crossed and swaying.

[I never thought that carrying oil with me in the wild would have this effect, but you can't take out a few mineral water bottles of oil. ]

[Sister Yuan, we can be weird and outrageous, but we cannot go against scientific theories!

Which good person would carry a few barrels of oil with him when he goes out? Do you think any normal person would do this? 】

[She is my real sister! This kind of outrageous thing is something she would do. ]

[In my heart, I silently lit three incense sticks for these bandits. If you encounter this person, just wish yourself good luck and consider yourself unlucky.]

"Don't think you're the only ones who can use guns."

Jiang Zhiyuan suddenly changed the subject. She shook her wrist and a small pistol slipped from her sleeve into her palm.

This sudden change shocked the men. They didn't expect that this seemingly weak woman could possess such a sharp weapon.

"Why are you looking at me? This gun is yours. What's the matter? You don't even recognize your own weapon."

Jiang Zhiyuan took out a few things from his body and threw them on the ground one by one.

When the men saw it, their faces changed drastically. Damn, isn't this my thing? How did it end up on this person?

They touched themselves and indeed did not feel these things. It seemed that these things were really theirs.

How could my things end up in this person's hands? This is not scientific at all.

Is this a ghost in broad daylight?

"Wait a minute, how come our things are in your possession? When did you steal our things?"

The leading man held a shotgun tightly in his hand, his face full of disbelief.

Fuck! This little girl is ridiculously strong!

"Hey, don't make such a fuss! I just quietly took your things, how can it be called stealing?

Do you know what kind of harm a single word can cause to a good citizen?

You guys really don't know how to talk. How can you survive in the world with such a good mouth?

Can you afford to compensate me for the loss of my reputation?"

As Jiang Zhiyuan spoke, he took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and threw it directly to the other party.

"I'll give you a pack of red flags! No need to thank me, I'm just being merciful."

"This is my thing!"

The man touched his red forehead and was furious!

This woman is so shameless!

And if you want to throw the cigarette down, just throw it, why do you throw it at someone’s forehead!

What? Are you just showing off your amazing skill in hitting people?

"Oh? Really? Then you should thank me for keeping it so well for you.

There aren't many people who can return something intact after picking it up now, so you really have to thank me, otherwise you will probably lose a lot of money."

Jiang Zhiyuan had a playful smile on his face, with a cunning gleam in his eyes.

“But having said that, you poachers are really bringing shame to nature.

Every living being in this mountain is precious. How can you trample on them at will?"