Crazy! After binding the system, I became an outlaw

"Uncle, how are you feeling? Are you feeling better?"

After feeding the medicine, Jiang Zhiyuan looked at Director Wang expectantly. Director Wang had no idea what script they were performing, nor did he know whether his illness would get better.

"Do you think my illness will get better?"

Wang Dao felt that his tongue had lost all feeling, it was because of the pain.

I don't know what the candy was made of, it was extremely bitter, just like coptis candy.

The pill just now had been replaced by Jiang Zhiyuan, so what was fed to Director Wang was actually bitter melon candy.

It would be strange if it wasn’t bitter!

"You ask me about your own physical condition. How do I know whether you will get better? You will get better when you should, and you will not get better when you shouldn't.

Uncle, I'm afraid your brain is really confused. Alas, I feel so sorry for my dear uncle."

Jiang Zhiyuan helped Director Wang sit in an empty seat next to her while wiping away her tears.

Director Wang was dumbfounded by her words, so should he get his illness cured?

Give me a definite answer! You didn't even tell me the script, how should I act?

So Director Wang tried desperately to wink at this person, hoping to get an accurate answer, but that person acted as if he was blind and pretended not to see anything.

He started to wink at the others again, but how could the others know where the plot was going? The man only gave them one sentence at that time.

“Improve yourself and adapt to circumstances.”

Just eight simple words, and then a big drama began. They are all very confused now, okay?

So when faced with Director Wang's anxious, inquiring gaze, everyone else chose to lower their heads or ignore it completely.

Don’t look at us, we don’t know how the next plot will unfold!

If you want to ask, ask the person next to you, she is the director of everything.

We were just a small supporting role, and we didn't get paid. We even had to put chili and ginger juice on us to get her approval.

At that time, we fully considered that some people might not be professional performers, so we directly used plug-ins to stimulate emotions.

Unexpectedly, it was quite successful. At least their tears were streaming down and their eyes were red.

[Originally, I was planning to be aloof today, but when I heard Director Wang’s words, I couldn’t hold it anymore.

Nima! Hahahaha…】

[I am rolling around in my room laughing so hard that my mom thinks I have a mental illness.]

[Director Wang used the most sincere and pious tone to ask whether he should get well when he was not sick. Who understands my sense of humor?]

[Director Wang is now thinking frantically in his mind, should I get well from this illness?

They didn't give me a script, how should I act? Can you guys take care of my life or death? 】

[If I were Director Wang, I would just give up completely.

Anyway, everyone is doing clinical work now, so what if I mess around a little? 】

The assistant's nose was about to burst. It was because he had such a dirty hand that he touched his nose with his hand that was covered with chili powder.

"Uncle, is your health improving?"

Jiang Zhiyuan continued to ask, and Director Wang was speechless.

What exactly does this person want? Is it really impossible to force him to perform on the spot?

"My illness... maybe... should... possibly... be cured, right?"

Director Wang's tone was full of uncertainty. He really had no idea what this group of people were up to.

"You are truly a living god. Just a small pill can make my uncle's condition better.

If we continue to take a few courses of treatment, will his illness be completely cured?"

Jiang Zhiyuan got the answer he wanted and immediately looked at the witch with hope.

“I can’t guarantee this, I can only say to keep eating and try.

If it doesn't continue to improve, I'll need to adjust my medication.

You know, this disease cannot be cured in big hospitals, so it is very good that we can achieve this effect here.

But don't worry, as long as you join our church, all gods will bless you!

Your uncle's illness will definitely get better."

The witch is really a dedicated "charlatan". Even at this time, she did not forget to recruit people to join the guild to increase her performance.

"Really? Then we will definitely join this Pantheon Church!"

When Jiang Zhiyuan heard this, a cunning light flashed in his eyes, as if he had seen the dawn of victory.

"Of course you can, girl. Grandma, I can be your guarantor."

Grandma Wang was also moved by this man's filial piety, so she took the initiative to step forward.

You should know that the guarantor gets a commission. She can get a commission of 200 yuan for each person she guarantees.

Jiang Zhiyuan held Grandma Wang's hand tightly and continued speaking with tears of gratitude.

"Auntie Wang, you are truly our benefactor!

If we hadn't met you, we really wouldn't know what to do.

We will join this Pantheon Church sincerely and pray for my uncle and all those who are suffering from illness."

Grandma Wang was moved by Jiang Zhiyuan's sincerity. She nodded repeatedly and tears welled up in her eyes:.

Good children, you are all good people, and all the gods will surely bless you.

I will take you to complete the formalities and officially become one of us."

At this time, Wang Dao was sitting aside. Although there was still the bitterness of bitter melon candy in his mouth, his heart was filled with mixed feelings.

He didn't expect that he would become the protagonist of this "big show" in such a dramatic way.

What surprised him even more was that this group of non-professional actors were able to fit into their roles so naturally and act out the scene so realistically.

[Director Wang, I declare you the next successor of "Happy Comedians". Why is your expression so funny? ? ! ]

[The Chinese topic is: Is Director Wang's illness cured? What does this tone represent Director Wang's current mental state?]

[The person upstairs, please get away. I just want to watch the live broadcast quietly and don’t want to do Chinese homework!

It's ok to have monthly exams on campus, but he even has weekly exams. Am I a mean person? 】

[I'm just here to watch the live broadcast, why are you discussing such a heavy topic?

Can the administrator of the live broadcast room take care of whoever says this again and kick him out immediately, okay? 】

At this time, the young assistant came to Director Wang and held his hand tightly.

"You are really blessed!"

Director Wang thought that his brother-in-law had finally found his conscience, and he felt a little touched. It turned out that family members were the best.

But the next second, Director Wang's emotion disappeared completely, leaving only this thought.

You little bastard, you'll have no pocket money left in your life!

The young assistant loosened his grip on Director Wang's hand, pretending to be careless as he gently brushed his hand across Director Wang's eyes.

Director Wang only felt a burning pain in his eyes, and tears suddenly flowed out.