Crazy! After binding the system, I became an outlaw

"Hey, you three, stop making trouble here. If you continue to stir up trouble, don't blame me for being rude."

Jiang Zhiyuan gritted her teeth. These people were really good at taking advantage of others' misfortunes. They took advantage of every opportunity and did not miss any chance to bring her down.

"Do you know what you look like right now?

A bunch of treacherous officials who instigated the king, treacherous villains!"

Jiang Zhiyuan raised his middle finger at them, and was then dragged to the other side by Sister Xu and continued to be scolded.

"You're still in the mood to argue with others at this time. I think you still haven't learned your lesson."

Sister Xu thought for a moment and finally decided to ask this person to write a 5000-word self-criticism.

The light in Jiang Zhiyuan's eyes dimmed instantly. Before, she was the one who asked others to write self-criticisms. Now the situation has changed. Is it finally her turn?

"Sister Xu, can we have a discussion? Isn't 5000 words a bit too much?"

Jiang Zhiyuan looked at Sister Xu in front of him cautiously, like a little puppy who was afraid of being punished by his master again.

"6000 words! If you negotiate with me again, you can write 1 words."

Sister Xu finally made up her mind not to look at it. She decided to teach this man a lesson.

If a child is not beaten for three days, she will dare to do it again next time. If she is not allowed to suffer a little loss, she will dare to do it again next time.

Doesn’t this person know how much hatred he has attracted recently?

I heard that someone has started offering a reward for her on the dark web, but I just heard about it.

She has so many enemies, yet she still dares to wander around outside alone. Is she really not afraid that her enemies will come and take revenge on her?

But after careful consideration, she found that most of her enemies were still in prison, and many of them were sentenced to death.

The amount of KP1 she has accumulated in the past six months is almost as much as that of other police stations in a year.

Following Sister Xu's urging, Jiang Zhiyuan went to her room to pack her luggage, and then the group set off for the airport.

In the waiting room, Jiang Zhiyuan directly threw the review he was going to write to his system.

There was absolutely no way she would pass it on to her friends, otherwise it would be extremely embarrassing.

She must leave a majestic image in their minds. Her image must always be that of an unattainable captain, and never of a naughty child.

"Haha, are you sick? Letting me, a system, write a self-criticism for you, is there really nothing wrong with your brain?

This kind of thing should be handled by yourself, otherwise how can it be called self-criticism?

Review, review, self-review, don't you understand this?"

Sansi never thought that as a system he would have to write a self-review for a whole day.

Is there still justice in this world? Is there still law in this world?

Using a system to exploit him, do you have any moral bottom line?

"If you don't write, I'll have Grandma Su lock you in a cage and let you flirt with other cats. Then you won't be able to find a girlfriend."

Jiang Zhiyuan now knows how to control this system. There is no other way. Sometimes it is a mistake for the system to be too fickle.

"Hehe, you're so cruel. I hope you can still be so arrogant when I find your weakness."

Sansi was very unconvinced.

"Who made you such a scumbag? If you had spent a little more time on a cat, you wouldn't have been unable to find a fifth girlfriend in such a long time."

Jiang Zhiyuan really didn't expect that she would receive the photos sent by Grandma Su, which were photos of four different cats and Sansi together.

God knows how shocked she was when she saw this photo. She felt like her three views were shattered.

Wow, this cat is really playful. He was dating two of the cats at the same time.

"I'm not a scumbag, I just want to give all the cats a home."

Sansi’s smile is worthless. He can already imagine himself being surrounded by people.

"All cats? Are you still gay?"

Jiang Zhiyuan originally just wanted to tease it, but he didn't expect Sansi to reply with a proud emoticon very seriously.

"Why not?"

"Ahem! Are you serious? I was just joking with you. You are just a system, not a real cat. Is it necessary to make such a big deal?"

Jiang Zhiyuan was choked by these words and started coughing. He didn't even realize that this cat really had such lofty ambitions.

"So what? I'm a cat now, I can do whatever I want!

As long as I am charming, I will definitely be able to attract more cats, whether they are of the same sex or the opposite sex.

You have to be aware of my charm, okay?"

Sansi was licking his cat paw gracefully on the balcony of Grandma Su's house, and seemed to not take the matter to heart at all.

Jiang Zhiyuan really couldn't refute what his system said for the time being. Did it seem like there was any truth to what it said?

I didn’t expect that besides bad people, there are also bad cats.

"You'd better not be discovered by Grandma Su when you do this, otherwise I'm afraid you will become a stray cat."

Jiang Zhiyuan felt that even if Grandma Su was a very open-minded person, she probably would not accept a male cat having an affair with another male cat and not being able to give birth to cute kittens for her.

"Do you think I'm stupid? All the cats I brought home were female. As for the male cats, they are only fit to wander around outside.

But don't worry, I'm not a real jerk. Sometimes I'll bring them chicken legs and dried fish."

Sansi stretched his front paws, stretched gracefully, and then set his eyes on a white kitten in the community garden. It was so beautiful!

"Host, I won't talk to you anymore, I found a good target.

I decided to use the remaining energy of my life to warm the fragile heart of that stray cat. "

While chatting with his host, Sansi jumped down from the windowsill and came to the white kitten at an extremely fast speed.

I don't know when a small flower that someone had grown on the window stalk was put into his mouth.

“Meow, meow, meow, meow.”

(Flowers are given to beautiful women.)

The other kitten gave him a claw without any hesitation and responded with a few meows.

(Get lost, I’m a man.)

“Meow, meow, meow, meow.”

(It's okay, I won't hate you.)

"Meow meow meow meow!"

(But I despise you.)

Sansi looked at him with a very aggrieved look, and the other party gave him a big eye roll without any hesitation and spoke to him in cat language.

Your reputation as a bad cat has spread throughout the community. You will definitely not be able to find a mate. Now both male and female cats will stay away from you.

Since Jiang Zhiyuan had not yet hung up the call with Sansi, she also listened to the conversation.

With the help of the system's light, she also understood what the other party was saying and couldn't help laughing. Then Sansi hung up on her without any hesitation.

Jiang Zhiyuan could only hurriedly say, "Remember to write a self-criticism."