Siheyuan: How the Little People Live
Chapter 71 Novels are all lies
Ye Wenwu didn't expect that novels were all lies.
I have been fishing in Raksha Sea for an entire afternoon, and I didn't catch a single fish, not even a single big one.
It is obvious that it is written in many novels that when you go fishing near the Raksha Sea, you will always encounter a big shot-level figure, and then you can establish a relationship with the big shot and rise to the top.
Thinking that if he went back with an empty bucket, my cousin Zhang Xianbang would definitely laugh at him, Ye Wenwu found a way to buy a fish from a fish bucket from Diaoyu Island nearby, and then he went back lazily.
As for the third uncle Yan Bugui, he was still sleeping soundly over there, and Ye Wenwu was too lazy to call him.
When I got to the yard, my cousin and his wife had already returned.
"Cousin, how long have you been shopping? Why are you back so early? You don't have anything to do today, why don't you go shopping more?"
When my cousin's wife heard this, she snorted and walked into the room angrily.
My cousin Zhang Xingbang looked in pain.
"Cousin, I finally understand why you didn't go shopping with us. You know, we walked for most of the day, and my legs are almost cramping from walking so much, but your cousin's wife didn't feel anything at all. It's really scary for this woman to go shopping."
After hearing this, Ye Wenwu burst into laughter and said, "You deserved it for ruining my early morning education."
"Don't gloat over your misfortune, kid. If your sister-in-law calls me next time, I will definitely call you."
Hearing his cousin's indignant silence, Ye Wenwu raised his eyebrows.
"Cousin, are you sure you are provoking me? Do you believe that I said bad things about you in front of my cousin's wife and she still believed me?"
My cousin Zhang Xingbang's face immediately changed, and his arrogant face turned into a look of begging for mercy.
"Wenwu, can I call you big brother? Don't do this to me. If you do this to me, I might not even be able to get into bed."
"Tsk, shame on you!"
I'll just throw you a middle finger and pick up my own bucket.
"Look, this is the fish I caught. We're going to have fish tonight."
Seeing the fish in front of him, Zhang Xingbang looked at Ye Wenwu suspiciously.
"I say, cousin, what do you mean? Does the look in your eyes fully express that you don't trust me?"
"No, no, it's not that I don't trust you, I just really don't believe you can catch a fish."
"Cousin, let me tell you, our friendship has ended. Don't eat this fish tonight. You said I didn't catch it, so why would you eat it? Now that you don't even trust your cousin, who else can you trust? Will you not trust your cousin's wife next time?"
Seeing Ye Wenwu's provocative look, Zhang Xingbang was about to retort.
"What, Xingbang, you don't trust me anymore? Well, you've only been in the city for a few days and you're already asking me if I have someone else outside. Do you think highly of a country girl like me?"
As soon as my cousin's wife Liu Mei came up, she grabbed my cousin Zhang Xianxing's ear and questioned him.
Zhang Xingbang begged for mercy.
"Wife, wife, I didn't say that. You can't blame me. It was Wenwu who said that. Don't throw it away. I was wrong. Isn't it okay if I'm wrong?"
Hearing that her husband’s attitude of admitting his mistake was acceptable, the cousin’s wife immediately let go of her hand.
The cousin touched his red ears and glared at Ye Wenwu fiercely.
"My wife, I've only been here for a few days. How can I go out when I don't know many people? Besides, no matter how pretty the people out there are, they are not as pretty as my wife."
"I'm telling you, Zhang Xingbang, if you have someone else outside, I'm going to chop off your bottom."
Cousin Zhang Xingbang was a little frightened and swallowed his saliva in fear.
"Wife, you are too cruel."
"Cousin, I totally support my cousin's wife on this. If you have someone else outside in the future, I totally support my cousin's wife in chopping off your private parts."
Hearing that Ye Wenwu also supported her, the cousin's wife showed her proud head.
"Be careful."
"My cousin just heard that you caught a fish. I'm not busy now, so I'll take care of it for you. We'll make dinner later."
"Thank you, cousin."
Then I saw my cousin’s wife taking Tong away.
"Cousin, you are killing me."
After his wife left, Zhang Xingbang complained to Ye Wenwu.
"No way, cousin, do you really want to find someone outside? I advise you to give up this idea. Your cousin's wife is a nice person, beautiful and virtuous. I believe that if your uncle and others knew that you have someone outside, they would definitely support your cousin's wife's decision."
Ye Wenwu was a little surprised. Although they had only been together for about two days, he felt quite comfortable getting along with his cousin's wife.
"No, your cousin has been bullied almost as much as your cousin's wife. Now you are helping your cousin's wife. When will your cousin be able to stand out?"
Cousin Zhang Xingbang said with some complaints.
"cut"
Ye Wenwu gave his cousin a look of contempt.
Don’t think that you don’t know who was in pain and happiness just now, and especially enjoyed the process. Do you really think that Ye Wenwu is a fool in terms of experience? Hasn’t you seen a pig run and eaten pork?
"hey-hey"
Cousin Zhang Xingbang touched his head and chuckled, then his expression became a little serious.
"Cousin, you should pay attention to Yi Zhonghai recently. Today is a day off, and I actually saw Yi Zhonghai heading in the direction of the factory. It might be because of Jia Dongxu's matter."
Ye Wenwu paused.
"Cousin, you don't have to worry about this. Everyone knows that it was Jia Dongxu who framed you. It doesn't matter whether the factory fires him or not. You just have to be careful in the future and don't let them get hold of you again."
"You're just a little lucky this time. If he had replaced the part in your bag with a piece of scrap metal, there wouldn't be a label on it. Everyone has some scrap metal in front of them. You wouldn't be able to explain yourself. Even if it wasn't you who did it, it would have become your fault."
Hearing his cousin Ye Wenwu's instructions, Zhang Xingbang nodded heavily.
It was because I didn't pay enough attention that I was taken advantage of by them. If it weren't for my cousin being smart and having established a good relationship with the security department from the beginning, this shit might have been blamed on me.
"But cousin, we can't stop him every day, and I see your yard is also full of smoke and chaos, how come there are not many good people? Why don't you go to another yard, so that when your cousin's wife and I settle down, we can go out with peace of mind."
Ye Wenwu shook his head. He now wanted to see whether the system update would cause a conflict or have any connection with the people from the Red Star Courtyard.
If it didn't matter, he would also think about moving out early. After all, there is no such thing as guarding against thieves all day long. He is just an ordinary citizen and there is no need to live in fear every day.
"Cousin, it's not that I don't want to move, it's just that the time has not come yet. After all, we still have to meet these people at work. You think moving is that easy? The factory and the street office have to agree."
After hearing Ye Wenwu's explanation, cousin Zhang Xingbang finally understood.
"But I heard from your cousin's wife that the Jia family came over to make trouble again last night. Why didn't you wake me up? Do you want the two of us brothers to beat up that kid Jia Dongxu tonight?"
Could it be that I was drunk last night? Cousin Zhang Xingbang blushed and looked a little embarrassed.
"Cousin, you just remembered it now. It's not that I despise you. If you can't drink, then don't drink. Last night, I suffered a big setback for you. As for those people from the Jia family, don't do it yourself. Don't think I'm so quick when I fight. I always stand still to make things right."
"Come here with your cousin's wife. I'm not asking you to fight. Just live your life well first. If you dare to jump, don't blame my cousin for not recognizing you. I will definitely call my uncle over."
Ye Wenwu was afraid that his cousin would be impulsive again, so he finally gave him a warning.
Cousin Zhang Xingbang shrank his neck and looked at Ye Wenwu with some resentment.
"Don't look at me like that. I mean what I say. I'm just inhumane. What can you do to me?"
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