Wrongly bind the enemy system, otherwise it will crash directly

Xiao Qiran's eyebrows twitched twice.

"If you don't want your tongue anymore, you might as well cut it off later."

Assorted: ...

"I want, I want it!"

Shijin said hurriedly.

Xiao Qiran: "You are the second person who dares to steal my job."

Assorted:?

the second?

Why the second one?

No way!

It turns out that she is not the only one, there are others who are so brave!

"May I ask... the first hero?"

Shijin continued to ask weakly under pressure.

"I can neither live nor die. Now I am lying on the sickbed, sleeping forever."

Xiao Qiran's lips moved slightly.

Speak calmly.

The sound is like the underworld under the nine springs.

Assorted: ...

Swallowed hard.

Can you pretend she never asked?

She seemed to have foreseen a future in which she would no longer be in human form.

"Really... I didn't check the almanac when I woke up..."

Shijin had a constipated expression on his face and muttered in annoyance.

It’s over, it’s over. It looks like the mission is going to fail again.

Have to start over again!

What a pity that she just found Xiao Chu!

Xiao Qiran slowly put down the chopsticks in his hand.

"Didn't you check the almanac?"

Shijin: “No no no, I looked at it!”

Xiao Qiran raised his eyes and glanced at her.

“So you dared to do that to me just now.

Is it because the almanac says that today is a good day to die?"

Assorted: ...

It felt like Xiao Qiran was already pulling out her oxygen tube.

What should I do? Can she be saved again?

The two guards behind Xiao Qiran: Thumbs up +1.

Isn’t it good to live a good life?

Seeing that there was no room for maneuver, Shijin simply lay down.

Forget it, let’s break the jar.

She looked at the food in front of her and suddenly reached out to Xiao Qiran.

He also snatched away the chopsticks and teacup he had just put down.

I've been hungry for two days.

It doesn't matter if you die early or late, at least you will die with a full stomach.

then.

Shijin was seen in the astonished gaze of Xiao Qiran and his three companions.

He wolfed down the entire meal.

At this moment, the two guards wanted to clasp their fists towards her:

Girl, we really admire you as a man!

After eating and drinking, Shijin stretched his neck towards Xiao Qiran.

"bring it on!"

Xiao Qiran was stunned.

bring it on?

why go?

Shijin waited for a long time, but Xiao Qiran's sword didn't come to his neck, and he became anxious.

"Kill me if you want to, just kill me, give me a quick death, don't waste time, I'm scared!"

she said.

Xiao Qiran: ...

Two guards:...

Is she afraid?

In this series of behaviors, which one seems to be related to fear?

Xiao Qiran paused, but was finally so angry that he laughed.

"Yeah, you deserve to die."

Xiao Qiran said.

Say it.

The guard behind him understood and handed a long sword to him with both hands.

Shijin didn't want to watch himself die, so he simply closed his eyes tightly.

But the expected pain did not come.

Shijin tentatively opened one eye and secretly glanced at his neck.

The sword was still across her neck.

The blade touched her throbbing artery, but didn't go any further.

I don’t know why, but I didn’t feel it when I wasn’t watching it.

But when she saw this, her legs immediately went weak.

The desperate momentum just now disappeared again.

She looked cautiously at the two guards behind Xiao Qiran.

The questioning look in his eyes was obvious.

Shijin: Brothers, do you think there is still a chance of saving me?

Two guards: There is little hope, brothers, goodbye!

Assorted: Close your eyes tightly again.

"I don't know why, but I don't want to kill you."

Suddenly, Xiao Qiran spoke lightly.

"But I can't find a reason not to kill you."

Assorted:!!!

It can still be rescued!

"Brother, if you can't find a reason, I can help you find one!"

Xiao Qiran moved the sword, as if to say:

Tell me what you say. If what you say does not satisfy me, this sword will cut your throat in a moment.

Shijin leaned back slightly, trying to keep the artery away from the blade.

"Haha, Your Majesty, you are indeed a great hero who has fought on the battlefield. Your hands are really steady...

Um, I'll step back a little.

The main thing is that I still feel a little weak all over.

I'm afraid that I won't be able to stand steadily and hit your sword again.

It would be bad if it was an accidental injury.

Hey, hey, hey, hey."

After saying that, she took a big step back.

That step was at least one meter away.

Xiao Qiran sneered and retracted his sword.

His eyes clearly questioned her: You call this a little?

Shijin doesn't want to waste his life on such trivial matters.

So I quickly started to remedy myself.

"Your Majesty! I can sweep the floor. I'm an excellent cleaner!

Didn’t you ask me to weed Qingyuan yesterday?

I haven't finished my work yet, you can't kill me!"

Xiao Qiran ordered the guard to get him another cup and add another cup of tea.

"But other servants can do these things, and it doesn't have to be you.

Besides, are you sure you can still work?"

As he said this, he looked meaningfully at her face.

It scratched her palm which was wrapped in gauze.

Shijin: "Then I, then I...

Then I will raise a rabbit! Your Majesty, you have a pet rabbit!

I can raise it to be plump and white!"

Xiao Qiran's hand holding the teacup suddenly paused.

Oh, how could he have forgotten about this?

He hasn't figured out why she calls the little white rabbit "Xiaobai" yet, so she can't die yet.

Just for a moment.

He had already found a reason for her not to die.

next moment.

He felt like a huge stone had been lifted from his heart.

Suddenly I felt a lot more relaxed and happy.

But no one knew what Xiao Qiran was thinking.

She thought Xiao Qiran didn't react because he was not satisfied with her reason.

So she had to make an offer that no man could refuse.

"How about I, I pledge my love to you?"

Shijin gritted his teeth and said.

This time, Xiao Qiran didn't even have time to speak.

The guards behind him jumped out and quit.

"You wish! Coveting the prince is a capital crime!"

The guard said.

Xiao Qiran glanced at her sideways a few times and found that she still wanted to climb into bed.

The disgust in his eyes was palpable.

Assorted:!

The look in his eyes is not really hurtful, but extremely insulting!

Neither this nor that is allowed. Are you kidding her?

She hasn't said anything yet!

This bastard was not willing to do it at first!

Just that little thing between him and the Princess of Southern Xinjiang!

She even thinks he is dirty!

dirty!

Dirty Xiao Qiran: ...

Did he see it wrong?

What was that look in her eyes just now?

She, she dislikes him?!

"Alright. Go and bring Xiaobai over here."

Xiao Qiran gave instructions to the guards behind him.

Guard: ???

This, this is it?

Is this reason valid?

This little maid doesn't have to die now?

The two guards looked at each other.

They saw surprise on each other's faces.

This is the first time.

There are people who can jump back and forth in front of King Xiao’s Hades’ Palace but have not yet been included in the Book of Life and Death!

The little maid is so mighty!

This day will go down in history!

Soon the guard who had just left came back with a cage.

There was a little white rabbit in the cage.

"Your Majesty, Dan Kou is here."

Assorted: ???

Danko?

Is this the name Xiao Qiran gave to the little white rabbit?

Don't tell me yet.

It... sounds pretty good.

But that's it...

Seems a bit too pretentious, doesn't it?

A rabbit named Dankou?

It's like a panda named Fuguang.

A puppy named Biluo.

A little chicken named Wangshu.

There is a little pig named Xian Ning.

It is elegant, but it just doesn't match.

However, Shijin only dared to complain in his heart.

The one in front of you is the biggest villain boss in the world.

Just because he didn't kill her just now doesn't mean he won't kill her in the future.

She finally found the male lead last night!

I haven’t helped the male lead get promoted yet!

You'd better keep a low profile!

Don't ruin your life!

Since then.

The little white rabbit then returned to Shijin with full justification.

It is super sticky and will follow wherever the food goes.

Even when Shijin went to the toilet, it would stand guard at the toilet door and keep watch for her.

She called it Dankou in front of others, but still called it Xiaobai behind others' backs.

In fact, Xiaobai has been taken good care of by Xiao Qiran in recent years.

Its broken leg was healed.

Now it is fat, hairy and shiny, and it looks like enough to eat several meals.

The only drawback is that its fur has changed color.

This is also the reason why Xiao Qiran named it Dankou.

Because now it has turned completely red.

Every time Shijin gives it a bath, he starts to doubt his life.

Is the blue and white python so magical?

Scales can be made into armor.

Snake gall can be used as a medicine.

Even blood is the best dye.

And this dye is really durable!

It's been four years, and the color hasn't faded at all!

Assorted couldn't help but wonder.

What exactly is in the blood of the blue and white python?

If only this could be researched!

Then take it back and apply for a patent!

Wouldn’t that mean you’ve gotten rich?

Ok.

No wonder the blue and white python is so popular among people!

This whole body is a treasure!

When I thought that I was once a treasure worth a fortune!

Shijin couldn't help but laugh out loud!

But she couldn't be happy anymore.

Hahaha.

What is there to be proud of?

Not just because it’s a baby.

Only then will all the scales on its body be dug out.

Is anyone still eyeing snake gall?

Ha ha.

Every husband is not guilty, and he is guilty of his crime.

The blue and white python is covered with treasures, and this is her original sin.

It's really sad.

Pull it down.

Whoever wants to be a treasure like that can be it.

She won't be able to enjoy it a second time.

Fortunately, she is no longer a blue and white python.

Although my life is still in the hands of others.

But at least I don’t have to be worried about you every day, right?

Well, that’s progress.

When Shijin thought of Xiao Qiran, he felt a headache.

Because of the little white rabbit, she has now initially gained his trust.

There are also many more opportunities to get closer to him.

But he was always accompanied by two guards.

Moreover, she had also seen the skills of those two guards at the post station that year.

How can that be described with just one word “good”?

She had no doubts.

If she wanted to assassinate Xiao Qiran in front of these two people.

It must be that before the knife was even unsheathed, his head and body had already been separated.