Wrongly bind the enemy system, otherwise it will crash directly

Later one day, Maodan asked about Shijin.

It said to the host, why did you apologize to me at that time?

Shijin said, because I did something wrong.

I wronged you and made you sad, so I should apologize.

Maodan:?

is it?

But its owner often blames it wrongly.

But its owner never apologized to it.

Are humans the only ones who apologize?

God... there shouldn't be such a thing as an apology, right?

It’s actually not clear either.

Even though it looks like a god, it is really just an egg.

It asked Shijin again, what if you can't coax me?

Shijin smiled at it.

While it is focusing on the answer to the question.

He rubbed its furry head quietly several times.

Shijin said, if coaxing doesn’t work, then I will keep coaxing her.

I coax her from morning to night, and then from night to morning every day.

If one year doesn’t work, try two years.

If two years doesn’t work, try ten years.

If ten years isn’t enough, I’ll coax you for a hundred years.

Anyway, we are bound together and can be together for a long, long time.

I have always been able to coax you for such a long time.

Right, Eggy?

At that moment, the chicken plague virus became more rampant.

Its host will have to coax it for another hundred years?

How could she be so loyal!

she……

She seems to be able to...

Maodan only found out about it later.

It had been cursing the love-brain host at the beginning.

Actually, it’s not love-brained.

She simply gives everything for the one she loves.

This person can be a parent, a lover, or even...

Far away.

anyway.

After listening to the two stories, Maodan really got better!

Even the chicken plague has been almost cured!

So it was happy and forgave Shijin.

Originally.

It's God!

How could God really have the same vision as a tiny ant?

But although I forgave Shijin in my heart.

But it feels that as a god, it still has to have some dignity.

So it pretended that its anger had not yet subsided.

A face full of pride.

Hairy eggs:

"Why, do you still want to change the world?"

Shijin immediately made a firm statement:

"No, no, no! I won't change it even if you kill me!"

Hairy eggs:

"So are you still going to do the mission?"

Assorted secondary resolute:

"Do it! Do it if you can't kill me!"

Hairy eggs:

"But that's not possible. I'm such a kindhearted person, how can I bear to let you break up a couple?"

Assorted:

"Where are the mandarin ducks! Those two are not even eggs yet!"

Hairy eggs:

"Is it better to demolish ten temples than to destroy a marriage?"

Assorted:

"I've been single for so many lifetimes! Now when I see a pair of chopsticks, I want to break one of them!"

Maodan: ...

"What the hell? Host, where is your firm bottom line just now?"

Assorted:

“My bottom line depends on the storyline of each world!

For the sake of the mission, I can lower my bottom line a little!

I am just a small ant, I will do whatever God tells me to do!

mlgb! Don't even talk about breaking up this couple!

Even if I have to tear down a hundred pairs, I won't hesitate!"

Maodan: ...

Well, that's not what it means.

But let’s talk.

Although its host's current ideology is not quite right.

But her positioning of herself is quite accurate.

Hairy eggs:

“That what.

Host, your firm attitude has been received by this system.

But why do you always swear? "

Assorted:

“Oh, I just want to express my inner joy.

Besides, you don’t understand, I am forced to do this.

After swearing out loud, your mind will be clear!

If you keep dirty words in your heart, your heart will become dirty! "

Maodan: ...

It seems to make sense?

then……

Hairy eggs:

“Male Gobi!

Host, you better hurry up and do your mission for me!

If you don’t do it well, I’ll kill you!”

Assorted: ...

Uh……

Why is there suddenly a kind of...

The feeling of shooting yourself in the foot?

But her hairy egg learns very quickly...

So Shijin asked Maodan weakly:

"How do you feel about yourself now?"

Hairy eggs:

"Damn it! I feel like I'm not easy to mess with right now!"

Assorted: ...

Otherwise, she should get familiar with the mission world first.

Let Maodan calm down...

But before leaving, she still asked Mao Dan despite the "stigma":

"Dandan, why are there no villains in this world?"

Maodan: "Fuck it! Get out of here and do the mission!"

Shijin immediately obeyed: "Cover."

Then the assorted things rolled out of the sea of ​​consciousness.

Wow!

I didn't expect that Danzai not only has a bad temper, but also has a loud voice!

Hey.

After Shijin left, Maodan couldn't help but tremble with fear.

Although Shijin doesn’t remember it, it still remembers it!

In the first world, it clearly asked her to go back and kill the villain!

What a nice host it turns out!

Don’t tell me if you didn’t kill anyone when you get back!

And he saved the person without knowing it!

Ok!

The big villain in the first world was cultivated by his host!

And the second world!

Originally, Tao Qi wasn’t really considered a villain!

But in the end, its host forced him to become the villain!

Now all it takes is the thought of going back to check!

See Meng Lang’s final fate of “not much left”!

Its head is throbbing!

It now seriously suspects that its host has an alias: Black Widow!

She! Is! Poisonous!

Otherwise, how could its host accidentally raise a villain? !

Now she actually has the nerve to ask herself, why is there no villain in this world? !

Why does it have to be so selective?

Isn't it just to avoid the villains!

There is no villain at all in this world line this time!

Damn it!

I guess its host will have no place to poison this time!

It really makes my head big!

After Shijin returned to the mission world, he looked through his phone.

Oh, modern!

There is delicious food!

There is internet and Wi-Fi!

She still has a home this time!

So happy! So happy!

Shijin started humming a little tune when he was happy.

Then she was suddenly stunned.

Wow! Drop! Damn!

Is this actually my own voice?

This sounds so beautiful!

This is simply like the sound of nature!

Shijin was so excited that he immediately talked to himself for a few words.

Oh my god! That sounds so good!

You speak so nicely!

What about singing?

To verify your ideas.

She immediately found several songs of different styles to sing.

"Sister, you sit at the head of the bed, brother is walking in the dark!

Yes, yes, love, love, swinging hard! (The love of the boat tracker)

It's like... a home robbery.

"A thousand-year-old female ghost~ ah ah~ a female ghost~ (a thousand years of waiting)

It's just... quite scary.

"Inexplicable pregnancy, inexplicable pregnancy..." (Chivalry)

"The most romantic thing I can think of is to sell computers with you..." (The most romantic thing)

"I can only say that I have lost weight, maybe you have gained weight..." (eliminated)

"The nurse's cucumber has been soaking since the year she was born~" (Sunny Day)

"If the sea could take away my shortness and ugliness..."

Suddenly, Shijin stopped.

Yes, what does she look like now?

Are you short?

Is it ugly?

Oh, yes, her face, face, face!

So she quickly turned on the original camera function of her mobile phone!

As soon as I took the photo, I felt happy!

Not ugly, not ugly!

It looks pretty good!

Look at this little skin, so moist!

Take out your ID card and take a look!

Nineteen years old!

wakaka!

Still young!

She is so dirty!