Wrongly bind the enemy system, otherwise it will crash directly

Shijin wanted to continue apologizing, but was quickly stopped by Jiang Shibai.

His sister clearly did nothing wrong!

What are you apologizing for?

The cat forgot to turn off the broadcast, so it’s the cat’s fault!

Assorted:?

What the hell? This is all correct?

Brother, aren't you being too protective?

Ah, she suddenly felt so sympathetic towards Maomao!

Poor kitty!

To compensate the cat a little.

She decided to add an extra bowl of rice when ordering takeout for the cat in the evening!

I don’t know why, today is clearly a working day.

But Jiang Shibai did not go to work in the afternoon.

As a result, Shijin was not allowed to go to work.

Originally, the assorted ones were quite happy.

Until Jiang Shibai told Shijin.

He picked out a few movies to watch with Shijin...

Assorted: ...

Why do I suddenly have a bad feeling?

She really wanted to refuse!

What should she do?

She suddenly didn't want to take a vacation anymore!

She has to go back to work!

But Jiang Shibai did not let her go.

Jiang Shibai found her some romantic...bloody movies.

The first one was still a... horror movie.

The story is about a heroine being pursued by two men at the same time.

One of the men is gentle and considerate, but cannot give the heroine a sense of passion.

The other man is handsome, humorous and charming.

He uses all kinds of tricks when pursuing the heroine, making her very excited.

But he is actually a sea king.

The reason why he can seduce the heroine like that is simply because he has too much experience.

But the heroine was still kept in the dark and thought she had met her prince charming.

So I stayed with him.

But the good times didn't last long. The heroine had just become pregnant when Aquaman went out to sea.

It also exposes one's true nature.

Not only did he start to speak ill of the heroine, he also often abused her.

In the end, he even imprisoned the heroine in the basement.

The gentle and boring man couldn't contact the heroine for a long time.

So he suspected that something must have happened to the heroine, so he went there alone.

But he failed to defeat Aquaman and was killed by him instead.

You thought the heroine was saved in the end, right?

No.

At the end of the story, Aquaman followed the same method and married a new wife.

And the new wife ended up being the same as the heroine.

After experiencing domestic violence countless times, he was locked in the basement.

But she didn't see the heroine in the basement.

All I saw was a skeleton wearing the heroine's clothes.

End.

Assorted: ...

She suddenly felt that the milk tea in her mouth didn't taste good anymore...

Jiang Shibai:

"Sister, did you notice?

A man who is super good at making girls happy!

Nine times out of ten, it’s Aquaman!

Moreover, you can only know a person’s face but not his heart!

A man who doesn’t know his background may commit domestic violence in the future!”

Assorted:?

After watching the movie, she thought that was the end.

But this is just the beginning.

Because soon, Jiang Shibai started to drag her to watch the second movie.

The second movie is a horror movie.

The story begins with a pair of red embroidered shoes.

……

Forget it, let’s save some space and get straight to the point.

It's about a rich girl and her fiancé who moved into an old house.

But after moving in, some strange things often happened at home.

Then the clichéd heroine wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a woman in red sitting in front of the dressing mirror.

What kind of woman is combing her hair in front of the mirror?

But after combing her hair, she suddenly turned around.

What? After turning around, I found out that she had no face.

Anyway, it’s just horror movies.

Okay, let’s jump straight to the end.

The ending is that there are actually no ghosts in the old house.

Everything was deliberately performed for the heroine by the heroine's fiancé and his lover.

The heroine's fiancé was a talented man and was the mainstay of a very famous opera troupe at that time.

It’s just like the male singer who was previously chased by all kinds of people.

But the actor may appear to be a good person on the surface, but he is a gambler in private.

Not only did he lose all his fortune, but he also owed the gambling house a lot of money.

Finally, he set his sights on a rich girl and tried to trick her into marriage.

But he really doesn't like the good girls like those from rich families.

He likes his lover to be charming and coquettish.

So the two of them teamed up to set up the scheme.

The actor secretly put some hallucinogenic drugs in the rich girl's food every day.

At night, his lover would dress up as a female ghost to scare rich girls.

Over time.

The rich girl couldn't stand the shock and finally died.

The actor and his lover got all the property of the rich girl.

From then on they lived a happy life together.

Of course, this is not the end.

The ending is that the rich girl really turned into a ghost.

Then she also began to comb her hair in front of the mirror every day after her lover fell asleep.

But when she turned her head suddenly and looked at the screen, there was no face.

Assorted: ...

She, big brother, when did you start liking horror movies?

Just when Shijin was still in shock.

Let’s look at Jiang Shibai again.

I saw that he was so scared that he curled up in a corner of the sofa and slept.

Not only was he trembling, his face turned pale.

Assorted: ...

No! Brother, you are afraid yourself!

What kind of weird horror movie are you watching?

Jiang Shibai forced himself to cheer up:

"Sister, sister...

This man is so scary!

Although it looks good, it is just a rotten shell!

He is actually a complete villain!

Sure enough, you know people, you know faces, but you don’t know hearts!

When looking for a man, you should look for one who has the ability to make money! "

Assorted: ...

Brother, your teeth are chattering, can you hear it?

……

I've watched both.

Now I feel like I've finished watching it.

But she was overthinking it.

Because at this time, Jiang Shibai pressed her to start watching the third part... It was a chainsaw horror.

It’s not the series you know.

It's another series.

This time it's a crooked piece of cake.

It tells the story of two young couples going camping in the jungle together.

The first young couple, the husband is shy and introverted, but he loves his wife very much.

But his wife hated such a husband.

She felt her husband wasn't manly enough.

She felt that as a man, he should have the ruffian spirit of a street thug.

The husband in the second couple is exactly the type that the wife in the first couple likes.

He has a bit of a ruffian vibe, but looks cool and arrogant. You can tell at first glance that he has a lot of personality and is very manly.

And it just so happened that this ruffian was somewhat tired of his wife.

So soon, the wife of the first couple and the husband of the second couple started having a secret affair.

Just when the excitement was at its peak, the chainsaw killer appeared.

He was carrying a chainsaw and ready to kill someone.

As a result, that guy who looks very manly and has a bad attitude.

Without even picking up his pants, he left his wife in the first couple and ran away alone.

At this point, what's left of the previous feeling of being very manly at first glance?

It’s all fake!

What followed was an escape.

But the movie stars a cat-and-mouse dismemberment game.

Soon, the ruffian was chopped into pieces and received a box lunch.

After the ruffian died, his wife also had her head chopped off by a chainsaw.

Then there was only the first young couple left.

They tried to flee, but the car wouldn't start.

And just when the chainsaw killer was about to find them.

A husband who has always been looked down upon by his wife, who thinks he is not cool or manly.

However, after hiding his wife under the car, he ran out alone and actively attracted the attention of the chainsaw killer.

He successfully used his own life to buy a chance for his wife to survive.

……

At the end of the story, the wife was saved.

And she only realized it later.

It turns out that the man she had always thought of was not really a man.