Wrongly bind the enemy system, otherwise it will crash directly

In fact, cats are so stupid that they shouldn't say these things.

But fortunately, Jiang Shibai has been with her online friend since her last appearance in person.

I did a lot of homework for him on the issue of cats being approached.

And it’s not limited to what you should do when someone asks for WeChat in real life.

It also covers what to do if you are teased while placing an order.

What should you do if someone approaches you in the live broadcast room?

And what if a colleague in the company notices me?

What if my ex-girlfriend wants to come back and get back together?

Another thing is what to do if someone chases the cat relentlessly.

then.

Jiang Shibai's teachings came in handy today.

The cat was so lucky!

Fortunately, he had taken careful notes of what his elder brother and the friends in the live broadcast room taught him!

And whether you have anything to do or not, just take it out and take a look!

Fortunately, I remembered it well!

Otherwise today will be difficult to cope with!

But as expected, the girl in the clamp still didn't give up.

The cat's "I only like my girlfriend" look actually aroused the girl's competitive spirit.

So she asked Maomao in a gentle voice:

"Brother Cat, you have been chasing your girlfriend for so long, but you still haven't gotten her~

That fully proves that you are not her type.

Brother Cat, would you consider me?

I have big breasts and a thin waist, so I'm easy to push down. I'm cute, domineering, and very sexy~

And I like boys like you.

Brother Cat, I have seen your live broadcast~

You have a great figure~

Even with clothes, you can see the muscle outline~

So tough, I really want to be like you~"

Cat:!!!

The mask can hardly protect his face anymore!

And he's pretty weird!

He had clearly turned the game volume down to the minimum!

Why does this young lady's voice still sound so loud? !

Could it be that the volume button on his phone is broken?

What he didn't notice was that it wasn't the volume button on his phone that was broken.

But there are more and more people gossiping around.

In order to hear the follow-up, everyone unconsciously shut up and stopped chatting with each other.

And in order to record audio and video more clearly.

They even turned their cell phones to silent mode.

I was afraid that there would be noise and I would be delayed from eating the melon.

Yes, several people in the crowd were recording videos.

Because of that sentence "Brother Cat, you are really good at playing jungle Zhao Yun!"

Several pesticide fans reacted immediately!

This cat brother is the super god in Pesticide!

It is said that the jungle hero has achieved a 98% win rate of the big orange cat!

This must be video recorded!

Brother Cat was seduced while playing games!

Will you be tempted to devote yourself to it?

explosion!

What a blast!

Of course, the young lady also has the next sentence:

"But can Brother Cat not use Zhao Yun this time? Because Zhao Yun's spear moves too fast and I don't like it."

Maomao:......

Everyone:! ! !

Hahahahahaha!

Then this part was cut out separately and put online.

Later it became a big meme of the year:

Zhao Yun, you handed over your gun too quickly, people don’t like it!

Back to the present.

In the dead silence all around, the cat's face was almost unbearable.

He didn't want to talk anymore, he wanted to be silent.

But he could not remain silent on this issue.

Because silence means that he is tacitly agreeing to something!

So he had no choice but to continue to refuse.

Maomao: "Don't consider it. I only like my girlfriend."

The clamp girl said: "But you haven't caught up with her yet, she's not your girlfriend yet."

Maomao: "I will try my best. If I can't catch up with her in one year, I will try for two years. If I can't catch up with her in two years, I will try for three years. I will catch up with her eventually."

Everyone:...

Wow, Brother Cat is so infatuated!

No one doubted whether what Maomao said was true.

Including the girl on the other side of the game.

Because the whole country knew that Maomao jumped into the river last year.

He is simply the spokesperson for infatuation!

Alas, it’s a pity that children always meet the wrong people.

The first one often PUA him, deceived him and then ruthlessly dumped him.

The second one, tsk tsk…

Anyone who has watched his live broadcast knows that he asks everyone for advice every day and asks how to pursue girls.

But I’ve been chasing him for nearly half a year and I still can’t catch up!

The girl holding the clamp: "Brother Cat, what if she gets married before that long?"

Cat:!

He hadn't thought about this!

So he started thinking on the spot.

Jinjin doesn’t know anyone around her, who can she marry?

So he thought about all the opposite sex around Shijin.

And the more I think about those imaginary enemies, the angrier I get!

I wish I could go out and drive away all the opposite sex around her!

Finally he got angry!

When we were 2 against 5, he performed a crazy five-hit combo!

The girl was so shocked that her jaw dropped!

The girl said: "Wow! Brother Cat, you are so handsome! You are so awesome! Let's play another game, and I will give you another 500 yuan!"

Maomao: "No, my girlfriend is coming and I have to pick her up. Thank you, boss. Goodbye, boss."

Then, the cat politely quit the game and collected the money.

After turning off his phone, he finally breathed a sigh of relief.

At this time, Shijin and his group just passed the level.

When Maomao saw Shijin, his eyes immediately lit up and he stood up and walked quickly to greet him!

It doesn't look like a cat at all, but more like a silly dog.

"Jinjin, you're out! How was it? Did you have fun?"

The smile in his eyes that could not be hidden made Shijin stunned.

Ok?

It's only been two hours since we last met, why do you act like it's been a long time since we last met?

Shijin looked at Maomao strangely, then reached out to take the mask off his face.

"Mao Mao, why are you wearing a mask? Aren't you hot in the summer? Aren't you afraid of getting heat rash on your face?"

Everyone:...

Several girls who were also wearing masks heard the words "heat rash".

He also silently took off the mask on his face.

That's true. It's a bit risky in the middle of summer.

Originally, they wore masks only because they went out without makeup and wanted to cover their bare faces.

but……

Otherwise, forget it.

After the cat had its mask taken off in public.

This immediately caused several girls to gasp.

what……

I've never seen his face before...

It turns out that the big orange cat is so handsome in real life!

No! I really want to ask for WeChat!

Can……

Just now when Maomao was playing games, he kept saying, "I only like my girlfriend."

He immediately persuaded everyone to leave.

What the hell do I need WeChat for?

Look at the silly dog ​​he is now!

One look at the person in front of him shows that this is most likely the person he was talking about!

But is he really as good as he says?

168?

Everyone made a visual assessment.

Doesn’t it look like it?

This looks like it should be 175, right?

Is it because girls look taller?

Or is it because she has good proportions?

But if you stand with the big orange cat.

Judging from the height difference, it seems that she is indeed less than 175cm tall.

It seems to be really white.

It seems... There's no need to say "it seems", this one is really beautiful.

And her voice sounds really nice!

Just like a silver bell!

Oh my God!

How can there be such a beautiful voice in the world!